85 Perfect Gnome Jokes For Kids

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Feeling short on humor? Everyone needs to hear a good joke now and then, and these gnome jokes for kids are just what you need to put a grin on someone’s face. Gnome one will be able to resist laughing at each clever punchline! They are sure to be the funniest jokes you’ve ever beard!

We will get right to the point; our jokes are always clean and kid-friendly. You don’t need to worry about garden’ your kids against these funny gnome jokes for kids. They’ll love making all their friends giggle when they share them over and over again.

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The Best Gnome Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gnome.

Gnome who?

Gnome sweet gnome
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gnome.
Gnome who?
Gnome sweet gnome in a blue background

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gnome! I can’t reach the doorbell!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gnome.

Gnome who?

Gnome sweet gnome.

Q; Why did the gnome take the subway to work?

A: Because a metro-gnome is always on time.

Q: Why do gnomes laugh when they go for a run?

A: Because the grass tickles their balls. Merry Christmas!

Q: What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A: A metronome!
 
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Q: Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?

A: It’s a little gnome fact.

Q: What mythical creature keeps time for trains at the station?

A: A metro-gnome.

Q: Did you hear a gnomes favorite sport is baseball?

A: They love to score gnome runs.

Q: What do gnomes love to sing while gardening?

A: Gnome Worry, Bee Happy.
gnomes jokes question: What do gnomes love to sing while gardening?  A: Gnome Worry, Bee Happy. in a blue background

Q: Why are gnomes rubbish rappers?

A: They have gnome rhyme and gnome reason.

Gnomes can be quite annoying when they’re indecisive,

all they say is yes, gnome. maybe.

Q: Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates?

A: They call it Gno-man’s-land.

Q: Did you hear about the troupe of gnome dancers that robbed half the city blind?

A: They had a good run, but the jig is up.

Q: What race makes for the edgiest bards?

A: Rock gnomes.

Q: Why do sverfneblin make the best philosophers?

A: Because they’re deep gnomes.

Q: Did you hear about Boddynock the Alchemist, who had that run-in with the undead?

A: He was gno-match for them. But he’s all Wight now.

Q: What do you call a gnome that lives in the city?

A: A metrognome!

Q: Why couldn’t the guy stop making Frodo gnome garden statues?

A: Because it’s so hobbit forming.

Q: How did the Amazon gnomettes refer to their isolated home?

A: Gnoman’s Land.
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Q: Why are gnomes friends with dolls?

A: They like to share clothes.

Q: What do you call a gnome in a clothes dryer?

A: A fidgety midget spinner.

Q: Why did it take so long for the judge to decide who got the shack in the backyard during the gnome divorce?

A: He had to consider all the she shed, he shed…

Q: Why are gnomes friends with dolls?

A: They like to share clothes.

Q: Did ya hear the one about the Troll who tried to pay for dinner with a gnome?

A: He came up short on the bill.
 
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Q: What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?

A: A small, medium at large!

Q: Why do gnomes make such great secretaries?

A: Because they’re good at shorthand.

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Juliet?

‘Cause my name is Gnomeo.

A gardener and his dog walked into a bar.

His garden gnome walked under it…

Gnomes don’t understand jokes,

they go right over their heads.
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Q: Did you hear about the one legged gnome?

A: He’s one foot tall.

Q: Why are gnomes so pragmatic?

A: They don’t have tall tales.

Q: What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?

A: A mini-taur.

Q: What do you call a gnome priest?

A: A compact disc.

Q: What is better than 10 gnomes in a barrel?

A: One gnome in 10 barrels!

Q: How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Infinite, cant stack em high enough.

Q: How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall?

A: Depends on how hard you throw ’em!

Q: Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates?

A: They call it Gno-man’s-land.

Q: Did you hear about the troupe of gnome dancers that robbed half the city blind?

A: They had a good run, but the jig is up.

I used to adventure with a gnome, but he gave it up so he could focus on writing under a pseudonym.

He became a gnome-de-plume…
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Q: Have you met Finnegan the Tinker? Never met him.

A: Don’t gno’m.

Then there’s Wizknocket, the original gnome illusionist.

He was so amazing he made the ‘g’ in ‘gnome’ disappear.

Q: Did you hear about the gnome rogue?

A: Of course not, that g is silent!

Q: What do you call fifty five gnomes in the mouth of a kraken?

A: A good start.

Beware gnomish merchants,

they tend to shortchange people.
 
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Q: What do gnomes use to guarf their mazes?

A: Minitaurs

Q: Did you hear about the group of traveling Gnome Merchants?

A: An entire city got swarmed with Gnome-ads!

Q: Why are gnome jokes all one-liners?

A: They’re always pretty short.

They aren’t gnome for their humor!

They can’t read it,

it’s on a need to gnome basis.
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It contains secrets by the gnecromantic society.

All right every one that’s enough!

Gno more games!

It doesn’t have to be very long.

Not like gnomes are known for their length anyways.

Q: If a gnome wanted to seek revenge on a trouble maker, where would he get his ideas from?

A: Gnome Alone.

Q: What soap opera do gnomes love?

A: Aussie favorite Gnome and Away.

If gnomes want some ideas to revamp the garden they just watch Extreme Makeover: Gnome Edition.

Garden gnomes don’t always get on,

just look at Gnomeo and Juliet.

Take a trip back to 1982 to find a gnomes favorite movie quote: E.T Phone Gnome!

It’s movie night, time to watch A League of Their Gnome.

Why are gnomes rubbish rappers?

They have gnome rhyme and gnome reason!
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Gnomes can be quite annoying when they’re indecisive,

all they say is yes, gnome, maybe.

Q: What do spiritual gnomes say when doing yoga?

A: Gnom-aste.

If they all say they didn’t eat the sweets,

then trust gnome one.

We learned about the Gno-man conquest in school today.

Gnomes love to show off because there’s “Gnome business like show business, gnome business like show.”

 
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Q: What do gnomes love to sing at Christmas?

A: We’re driving gnome for Christmas.’

My parents always moan I’ve eaten them out of house and gnome.

If you have a mystery that needs to be solved,

just go to Sherlock Gnomes.

If you see a grumpy gnome, chances are they are unhappy about the new rules.

There’s gnome fishing allowed in the river.

Q: Where do gnomes first go when they log on to the internet?

A: The gnome page of course!
gnomes jokes question: Where do gnomes first go when they log on to the internet? A: The gnome page of course! in a pink background

Gnomes love country music, their favorite lyric is “country roads take me gnome”.

I’ve just bought some more supplies,

they had a great selection at gnome depot.

This is a gnome away from gnome.

Q: What is a gnome’s favorite baseball movie?

A: A league of their gnome. 

Q: What do gnome cowboys sing?

A: Gnome on the range.

Q: Which Simpson character do gnomes love the most?

A: Gnomer Simpson

Q: What do people chant at the gnome president’s rally?

A: Go big or gnome home. 

Q: What did the trumpet player say when he caught another using his instrument?

A: Blow your gnome trumpet. 

Q: Who’s the most favorite gnome philosopher?

A: Gnome Chompsky. 

Q: What do you call a down-and-out gnome?

A: Gnomeless. 
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Q: What do you call a football stadium for gnomes?

A: The astro-gnome. 

Q: What do you call a gnome who’s been burglarized?

A: A gnome invasion. 
 
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Q: What kind of homes do many gnomes live in?

A: Geodisdic gnomes. 

Q: What did the father say to his gnome son when he began to cry?

A: Big gnomes don’t cry.

Q: How do gnomes greet one another at their yoga class?

A: They bow and say gnome-astay. 

Q: What are gnome’s favorite historical societies?

A: The Gno-man empire. 

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