100 Hilarious Bird Jokes To Make You Tweet With Laughter

Welcome little bird lovers! If you’re looking to add some laughter and joy to your day, you’ve come to the right place. Birds can be fascinating creatures, with their beautiful colors, unique sounds, and funny behaviors. But did you know that they can also be a source of endless amusement? Whether you’re looking to impress your friends, tickle your funny bone, or simply learn more about our feathered friends, these bird jokes are sure to leave you chirping with laughter. So spread your wings, let out a little tweet, and let’s dive into the world of bird humor!

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Birds are fascinating creatures that have captured the imagination of humans for centuries. From their beautiful plumage to their graceful flight, birds are a source of wonder and inspiration. But they’re also a source of humor, as anyone who has spent time observing them can attest. If you love animal jokes be sure to check out our 145 Animal Memes That Will Make You Laugh Hysterically and 75 Horse Riddles.

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Best Bird Jokes

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Q: When should you buy a bird? When it goes cheep
Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygon
Q: Why did Mozart sell his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach Bach
Q: What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb? A bald eagle
Q: Where does bird royalty live? Duckingham Palace
Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes? “I hope I didn’t quack any”
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words

Q: Why type of bird works at a building site? A crane
Q: What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons
Q: What’s it called when it’s raining ducks and geese? Fowl weather
Q: Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market
Q: What do you call a bird that kicks your butt? Steven Seagull
Q: What kind of bird can carry the most weight? The crane
Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish? Tweetie Pie
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees? Birds of prey
Q: What does duck eat with his soup? Quackers
Q: What do you get when you cross a bird with a comedian? Jay Leno
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quacker
Q: What bird is helpful at dinner? A swallow
Q: What’s another name for a clever duck? A wise quacker
Q: Why do scientists think humming birds hum? Because they can’t remember the words

Q: What bird is always depressed? The blue jay
Q: Why do seagulls like to live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay they would be bagels
Q: What soap do birds use? Dove
Q: What did the Eagle say when he was cold? Birrrrd
Q: What do you call a chicken in the 1960’s? A funky chicken
Q: What do you call a duck on drugs? A Quack head
Q: Which birds steal soap form the bath? Robber ducks
Q: What is green and pecks on trees? Woody the Wood Pickle
Q: Why did the the little bird get in trouble at school? Because he was caught tweeting on a test
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get to the other slide
Q: How did the bubblegum cross the road? On the bottom of the chicken’s foot
Q: What did one egg say to another? Let’s get cracking
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A firequacker
Q: What is a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and Speak
Q: What books did the owl like? Hoot-dunits
Q: What robs you while you’re in the bathtub? A robber ducky
Q: What bird can you buy at the grocery store? Kiwi
Q: What’s green and pecks on trees? Woody the Wood Pickle
Q: Which birds go to church a lot? Birds of prey
Q: Which birds are good at holding things together? Velcrows

Q: What birds spend all of their time on their knees? Birds of prey
Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and?… A penguin falling down the stairs
Q: When does a teacher carry birdseed? When there is a parrot-teacher conference
Q: Which bird is always out of breath? A puffin
Q: How many cans does it take to make a bird? Two cans
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls
Q: Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it’s too far to walk
Q: What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!
Q: Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole? He wanted to make a long-distance caw!
Q: What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it’s too far to walk
Q: How did the bird break into the house? With a crow bar!
Q: What did the maple tree say to the woodpecker? Leaf me alone
Q: What do you get if you kiss a bird? A peck on the cheek!
Q: What is a bird’s favorite game? Beakabook!
Q: What do you call a sick eagle? Ill eagle!
Q: What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb? A bald eagle!
Q: Why do ducks fly south for winter? Because it’s too far to waddle!
Q: What do you call a funny chicken? A comedi-hen

Q: Which birds is at every meal? The swallow
Q: What kind of bird runs the church? Cardinal
Q: Why did bird get a ticket? It broke the law of gravity
Q: Which bird is always out of breath? A puffin
Q: What happen when ducks fly upside down? They quack up!
Q: Where does bird royalty live? Duckingham Palace
Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
Q: What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird
Q: What do you call a sad bird? A bluebird
Q: What kind of math do birds like? Owlgebra
Q: What do call two birds in love? Tweethearts
Q: What do you call a group of chicken playing hide and seek? A fowl play
Q: What type of books do owls like? Hoot-dunnits
Q: What did the sick chicken say? Oh no! I have the people-pox
Q: What bird film won an Oscar? Lord of the Wings
Q: What is the most uncomfortable of all birds? The Wedgie-tailed eagle
Q: Why couldn’t anyone see the bird? Because it was in da skies (disguise)
Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an eagle? A lifetime ban from zoo
Q: What did the breeder say when she mistook an eagle for hawk? This is hawkward
Q: How can you tell if an eagle has an identify crises? He watches you like a hawk

Q: Why do turkeys hate baseball? The fowl balls and bastes really stress them out
Q: What do you call a rude turkey? A jerk-ey
Q: Did you hear about the crow on the telephone pole? He wanted to make a long distance caw
Q: What does the one-legged turkey say? Wobble wobble
Q: What do you call a medieval bird? A knight owl
Q: What did the duck eat with his soup? Quakers
Q: How do penguins make a decision? Flipper.com
Q: What kind of birds get locked up? Jail Birds
Q: What do you call an owl who can time travel? Doctor Hoo
Q: Who is the penguins’s favorite relative? Aunt Arctica
Q: What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot
Q: What happens when you tell a duck a funny joke? It quacks up
Q: How do chickens send letters? In hen-velopes
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow? Roost beef
Q: Which bird can fly in outer space? The Millenium Falcon
Q: What do birds call other birds that live nearby? Nest-door neighbors
Q: What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird? Cherpies
Q: What did Leonardo Dicaprio say to the bird? Catch Me If Toucan

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