Welcome little bird lovers! If you’re looking to add some laughter and joy to your day, you’ve come to the right place. Birds can be fascinating creatures, with their beautiful colors, unique sounds, and funny behaviors. But did you know that they can also be a source of endless amusement? Whether you’re looking to impress your friends, tickle your funny bone, or simply learn more about our feathered friends, these bird jokes are sure to leave you chirping with laughter. So spread your wings, let out a little tweet, and let’s dive into the world of bird humor!
Birds are fascinating creatures that have captured the imagination of humans for centuries. From their beautiful plumage to their graceful flight, birds are a source of wonder and inspiration. But they’re also a source of humor, as anyone who has spent time observing them can attest. If you love animal jokes be sure to check out our 145 Animal Memes That Will Make You Laugh Hysterically and 75 Horse Riddles.
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Best Bird Jokes
When should you buy a bird?
When it goes cheep
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon
Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
Because they kept saying Bach Bach
What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb?
A bald eagle
Where does bird royalty live?
Duckingham Palace
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any”
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words
Why type of bird works at a building site?
A crane
What do birds like to put in their soup?
Crow-tons
What’s it called when it’s raining ducks and geese?
Fowl weather
Where do birds invest their money?
In the stork market
What do you call a bird that kicks your butt?
Steven Seagull
What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
The crane
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie
What birds spend all their time on their knees?
Birds of prey
What does duck eat with his soup?
Quackers
What do you get when you cross a bird with a comedian?
Jay Leno
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quacker
What bird is helpful at dinner?
A swallow
What’s another name for a clever duck?
A wise quacker
Why do scientists think humming birds hum?
Because they can’t remember the words
What bird is always depressed?
The blue jay
Why do seagulls like to live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay they would be bagels
What soap do birds use?
Dove
What did the Eagle say when he was cold?
Birrrrd
What do you call a chicken in the 1960’s?
A funky chicken
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A Quack head
Which birds steal soap form the bath?
Robber ducks
What is green and pecks on trees?
Woody the Wood Pickle
Why did the the little bird get in trouble at school?
Because he was caught tweeting on a test
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the other slide
How did the bubblegum cross the road?
On the bottom of the chicken’s foot
What did one egg say to another?
Let’s get cracking
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak
What books did the owl like?
Hoot-dunits
What robs you while you’re in the bathtub?
A robber ducky
What bird can you buy at the grocery store?
Kiwi
What’s green and pecks on trees?
Woody the Wood Pickle
Which birds go to church a lot?
Birds of prey
Which birds are good at holding things together?
Velcrows
What birds spend all of their time on their knees?
Birds of prey
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and?…
A penguin falling down the stairs
When does a teacher carry birdseed?
When there is a parrot-teacher conference
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin
How many cans does it take to make a bird?
Two cans
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long-distance caw!
What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk
How did the bird break into the house?
With a crow bar!
What did the maple tree say to the woodpecker?
Leaf me alone
What do you get if you kiss a bird?
A peck on the cheek!
What is a bird’s favorite game?
Beakabook!
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill eagle!
What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb?
A bald eagle!
Why do ducks fly south for winter?
Because it’s too far to waddle!
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen
Which birds is at every meal?
The swallow
What kind of bird runs the church?
Cardinal
Why did bird get a ticket?
It broke the law of gravity
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin
What happen when ducks fly upside down?
They quack up!
Where does bird royalty live?
Duckingham Palace
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird
What do you call a sad bird?
A bluebird
What kind of math do birds like?
Owlgebra
What do call two birds in love?
Tweethearts
What do you call a group of chicken playing hide and seek?
A fowl play
What type of books do owls like?
Hoot-dunnits
What did the sick chicken say?
Oh no! I have the people-pox
What bird film won an Oscar?
Lord of the Wings
What is the most uncomfortable of all birds?
The Wedgie-tailed eagle
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies (disguise)
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an eagle?
A lifetime ban from zoo
What did the breeder say when she mistook an eagle for hawk?
This is hawkward
How can you tell if an eagle has an identify crises?
He watches you like a hawk
Why do turkeys hate baseball?
The fowl balls and bastes really stress them out
What do you call a rude turkey?
A jerk-ey
Did you hear about the crow on the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw
What does the one-legged turkey say?
Wobble wobble
What do you call a medieval bird?
A knight owl
What did the duck eat with his soup?
Quakers
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper.com
What kind of birds get locked up?
Jail Birds
What do you call an owl who can time travel?
Doctor Hoo
Who is the penguins’s favorite relative?
Aunt Arctica
What is the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!
What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot
What happens when you tell a duck a funny joke?
It quacks up
How do chickens send letters?
In hen-velopes
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?
Roost beef
Which bird can fly in outer space?
The Millenium Falcon
What do birds call other birds that live nearby?
Nest-door neighbors
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies
What did Leonardo Dicaprio say to the bird?
Catch Me If Toucan
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