160 Awesome Cat Puns Are Purr-fect!

Ready for some fantastic cat puns? You’ve got to be kitten me? These cat puns are hiss-terical! These are paw-some! Check out all these cat puns!

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The Best Cat Puns

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More puns? You’ve got to be kitten me!
Cat lovers sure know how to stay positive.
Those two cats seem to really love each other. They should get meow-ied.
Happy purr-thday, kitty cat!
People who don’t like cats are just claw-ful.
My cat is very fur-midable opponent.
I’m so fur-tunate to be a cat owner.
It’s time for me to tell you a tail about my feline friend.
Am I an obsessive cat person? That’s certainly a paw-sibility.
There’s no doubt about it. My cat is my best fur-end.
Another cat joke? That’s hiss-terical.
My cat will go down in hiss-tory as the best cat ever.
Paw-don me. Do you like cats?
You look fur-miliar. I must have seen you at the cat cafe.
You love cats, too? That’s paw-some.
Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip.
One thing is for sure: I’ll love my cat fur-ever.
Just changed the litter box. That was a cat–astrophe!
My cat’s skills are radi-claw!

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There’s no doubt about it. Dogs are definitely in-fur-ior to cats.
I’m feline sad. I need my cat to make me feel better.
That alley cat has a great purrsonality.
Kitty cat? Purr-haps we can cuddle later.
Now wait just meow-ment, you want me to stop taking pictures of my cat?
I need to take a paws after that request.
How claw-some is this cat food?
Isn’t my kitty cat purr-ty?
My kitten has some serious cattitude.
My cat loves baseball! Take meowt to the ball game.
Of all the animal lovers out there, I love my cat the meowst.
Leave my cat alone in the house? I’ve never done that be-fur.
I don’t play sports, but I am cathletic.
Look at that meowntain of cat toys.
Let me tell you a tail about my cat
Me? Adopt another cat? That’s a paw-sibility.
My cat is my best fur-end.
My cat can’t read, per say. But he is totally litter-ate.
You’re a cat lover, too? I’m going to whisker you away!
My cat is extremely purr-suasive. She can get me to do anything.

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Time to snuggle up with my furry friend in our paw-jamas!
I may be at a bar away from my cat, but I’m drinking a meow-tini.
You love cats, too? That’s paw-some!
This guy says he doesn’t like cats. Better call in claw enforcement.
It’s my cat’s birthday! Time to purr-ty!
That is one cool cat purr-se.
I’m in paw-session of a wonderful kitten.
My cat has high-class taste. She wants a Furr-ari.
How claw-some is my cat? She’s my best friend.
Can I paw-lease have that cat?
I assure you. My cat is purr-fect.
Paw-don me, but are you fur real?!
Looking good, feline good
You’re the cat’s pawjamas
Live long and pawsper
Meow you doin’?
I’ve got felines for you
Best furiends furever
I’m a total cat purrson
With the right catitude, anything is pawsible

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You’re purrfect just the way you are
So fur, so good
That was a cat-astrophe.
She’s got cat-itude!
My cat’s favorite book is “The Great Cats-by.”
Cats’ favorite day of the week is Cat-urday.
You’ve cat to be kitten me!
I’m feline fine!
You’re the cat’s paw-jamas!
Try to stay paw-sitive.
Now that was quite the faux-paw.
Sit up straight! Remember good paw-sture.
Take a paws and calm down.
Paw-lease listen to me!
If cats could paint, they’d only paint paw-traits.
These puns are a-paw-ling.
You’re my best fur-end.
Don’t fur-get to buy more cat food!
Friends fur-ever!
You look fur-miliar.

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I’m so fur-tunate to have such a great cat!
So fur, so good!
If cats could drive, they’d drive Fur-raris.
Un-fur-tunately, I’ll be unable to attend.
Believe me! I’m fur real!
You’ll go down in hiss-story.
That’s hiss-terical!
When my cat gets allergies, she takes an anti-hiss-tamine.
Stop fighting! Hiss and make up.
I’m a big cat purr-son.
My cat has quite the purr-sonality!
And she’s also very purr-suasive.
And she knows she’s purr-ty.
Purr-haps.
The cat got confused. She was purr-plexed.
You’re purr-fect the way you are.
A cat’s favorite color is purr-ple.
If cats taught school, they’d be called purr-fessors.
Wait a meow-nute.
That’s a-meow-zing.

How do you like me meow?
Meow you doing?
Enjoy every meow-ment.
Help meow-t!
My cat should be here any minute meow.
I’m as good as mew.
That’s mew-sic to my ears!
Cats who like water are probably mew-maids.
My cat hates to work. She always does the bare mew-nimum.
My cat got fined for littering.
I’m litter-ally not kidding.
That’s claw-some.
Do your own thing. Don’t be a copycat.
I’m litter-ly in love with you.
I think we should get meow-rried someday.
I’m so fur-tunate.
You’ve got purr-sonality.
Whisker me away.
You’re my best fur-end.
You’re so purr-suasive.

Wait a meow-ment.
You’re paw-sitively blushing.
I would love to kiss you, you have a beautiful mouse.
I can’t paw-form in these conditions!
I’m so sorry to hear about your cat. It’s claw-ful.
My cat’s gone missing! Better call claw-enforcement.
I’m surprised my cat passed their exams, they did the paw-mewminum!
I’ll have a meow-tini.
Girl, you’re looking fe-line!
You look fur-miliar.
You’re so purr-ty.
Can we press paws on this relationship?
Keep up the mew-mentum.
Best fishes.
Stay paw-sitive!
You’re a glamourpuss.
Don’t worry. Be tabby.
Whisker while you work.
The rest is still un-kitten.
Climb every meow-tain.

Claw-less.
The Sound of Mewsic.
The Devil Wears Paw-da
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.
Downton Tabby.
Cat-atouille.
The Great Catsby.
Brad Kitt
Cindy Clawford
Clawdia
Cleocatra
Jennifurr
Katy Purry
Moewgret Scratcher
Jude Paw
Lucifurr
Mewcauley Culkin
Picatso
Luke Skywhisker
Shakespurr
JK Meowling

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