100 Perfect Piano Jokes For Kids

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Best Piano Jokes For Kids

Q: What’s the difference between a piano, a fish, and a bucket of glue?

A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
Best Piano Jokes For Kids Question: What’s the difference between a piano, a fish, and a bucket of glue? A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. on a gray background

Q: Why is crossing the street like playing the piano?

A: You need to C# or else you will Bb.

Q: Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

A: In the piano!

Q: Whats better than a bunch of roses on your piano?

A: Tulips on your organ.

Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?

A: Neither has he.

Q: What’s brown, soft, and sits on a piano bench?

A: Beethoven’s First Movement.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piano on a child?

A: A flat minor.

Q: Why are reptiles so good at playing the piano?

A: Because they really know their scales!

Q: Why Can’t Thor play Piano?

A: He hates playing the Lokis.

Q: Why can’t you open a piano?

A: Because the keys are inside.
Best Piano Jokes For Kids Question: Why can't you open a piano? A: Because the keys are inside. on a gray background

Q: What is the only key a piano can play in after it was dropped down the mine shaft?

A: Minor B flat.

Q: What do you call a snowman that plays piano?

A: Meltin’ John

Q: Why can’t Helen Keller play the piano?

A: Because she’s dead.
 
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Q: Have you heard about the musician who leaves a message for his wife?

A: Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.

Q: Why are pianists’ fingers like lightning?

A: They rarely strike the same place twice.

Q: Did you hear about the stupid pianist who kept banging his head against the keys?

A: He was playing by ear.

Q: What do you call a laughing piano?

A: A Yama-hahahahaha

Q: What do you call a goat that plays the piano? 

A: Billy Joel.

Q: What do you call a cow that plays the piano?

A: A moo

Q: Where do pianists go on vacation?

A: The Florida Keys
Piano Jokes For Kids Question: Where do pianists go on vacation? A: The Florida Keys on a black background

Q: What did the piano player say to the tightrope walker?

A: You better C sharp or you’ll B flat!

Q: What’s one of the hazards of being a pianist?

A: People drop money in your drink.

Q: Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

A: Because they always run around going “Bach Bach! Bach!”

Q: What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

A: He decomposes.

Q: What raised the musician’s car insurance?

A: Accidentals!

Q: What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music? 

A: A natural major!

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A: A-flat major!

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A: A-flat minor.

Q: How did the piano get out of jail?

A: With its keys.

Q: Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?

A: Because it makes a much bigger boom when pushed off a cliff.
Piano Jokes For Kids Question: Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright? A: Because it makes a much bigger boom when pushed off a cliff. on a black background

Q: Why was the piano player arrested?

A: Because he got into treble.

Q: Why did the two pianists have a good marriage?

A: Because they were always in a chord.

Q: What would happen if a piano fell on you?

A: You would B-flat.

Q: What has 88 keys but no locks?

A: A piano.

Q: What does a Steinway?

A: About 800 pounds.

Q: What do you call a fish musician?  

A: A piano tuna. 

Q: Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music? 

A: Because she broke the record!

Q: Why was the piano invented?  

A: So the pianist would have a place to put his coffee.

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away?  

A: Root position cords.

Q: How do you make a million dollars playing the piano?  

A: Start with two million.
Piano Jokes For Kids Question: W How do you make a million dollars playing the piano? A: Start with two million. on a black background

Q: How did Beethoven take his piano on tour with him?

A: In a Ludwig van.

Q: How do pianists eat spaghetti?

A: With tuning forks.

Q: Where were the Brandenburg Concertos composed?

A: In the Bach room.

Q: Why did the pianist have to return to the concert hall?

A: She left her keys on the piano.

Q: Why do pirates make excellent pianists?

A: Because they can operate in the high Cs.

Q: How do you make a piano laugh?

A: Tickle it’s ivories.

Q: Why couldn’t the musician play the old piano?

A: It was baroquen.

Q: Why did the student sell his expensive piano?

A: Because he went Baroque.

Q: What do all great pianists have in common?

A: They are all dead.

Q: What is the perfect weight for a pianist?

A: 3 and a half pounds including the urn.
Piano Jokes For Kids Question: What is the perfect weight for a pianist?A: 3 and a half pounds including the urn. on a white background

Q: Why do pianists leave their sheet music on the dashboard?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: What’s the difference between a pianist and god?

A: God doesn’t think he’s a pianist.

Q: What do you call a successful pianist?

A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.
 
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Q: What’s the definition of an optimist?

A: A pianist with a mortgage.

Q: What does a piano and a baseball have in common?

A: A pianist with a mortgage.

Q: What’s the difference between a pianist and garbage?

A: The garbage gets taken out once a week.

Q: What’s the difference between a piano and a trampoline?

A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.

The locksmith was a great piano teacher because he was always aware of the correct key.

My son’s piano teacher asked him to compose an original piece to play.

That really forced him to think outside the Bach’s.

The police were having a tough time tracking down the piano thieves.

Apparently, they went into Haydn…
Piano Jokes For Kids Question: The police were having a tough time tracking down the piano thieves. Apparently, they went into Haydn… on a black background

When they asked Johann what he was going to be when he grew up,

he said “I’ll be Bach” and left the room.

Two people are walking down the street.

One is a pianist; the other didn’t have any money either.

Don’t date a piano technician,

he’ll just string you along.

To climb to the top of a tall piano,

you must scale it.

Old pianists never die,

they just adagio away.

B flat, E flat, and G flat walk into a bar. 

The bartender stopped them and said, “We don’t serve minors.”

The audience at a piano recital was appalled when a telephone rang just off stage.

Without missing a note, the soloist glanced toward the wings and called, 

“If that’s my agent, tell him I’m working!”

When i die I want it to be from being hit by a falling piano…

that way my life ends on a dramatic note.

I’ve been teaching myself to play the piano by ear.

It really bruised the side of my head.

My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn’t fall over on our toddler…

I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn’t want a flat minor.
Piano Jokes For Kids Question: My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor. on a black background

If you power a piano with a cable…

does it have a chord?

If baby grand pianos just smaller versions of grand pianos, shouldn’t they just be called…

pianos?

I can’t believe I was late to my own piano recital.

I just couldn’t find my keys.

Our neighbors dog would often play the piano.

His Bach was worse than his bite.
 
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During my piano recital, some of the black keys stopped working.

It was a flat out disaster.

Our planet successfully played most notes on the piano.

But it couldn’t B flat.

I was the pianist in a piano bar.

Customer walks up to me and asks “Can you play Strawberry Fields Forever?”

“No, after a few hours my fingers get tired”

They just made a new John Wick movie about a musical heist.

They want to get Piano Reeves to star in it.

The piano couldn’t understand why his wife was so mad at him for damaging the car.

Sometimes, he’s really tone-deaf.

The little girl was crying about not getting a gold piano for her sixth birthday.

So, her father talked to her mother about getting her a gift that would help them strike a chord with her.
Piano Jokes For Kids Question: The little girl was crying about not getting a gold piano for her sixth birthday.  So, her father talked to her mother about getting her a gift that would help them strike a chord with her. on a black background

The music composer was a notorious thief who regularly stole other people’s compositions.

He made sure to never leave a note.

The musician had a lot of problems, so she could never make it to work on time.

She had a lot of treble in her personal life.

A vampire was famous for torturing his victims with horrendous piano recitals.

His Bach was known to be more dangerous than his bite.

The piano player left his wife a message on the fridge door before he went for a walk.

The message said, “I’ll be bach in a minute”.

Piano players who also go birdwatching in their free time always need to ensure that they C Sharp.

You should never tell a piano too many of your secrets.

If you tell them too much, they become really Mendlesohm.

Two piano thieves were looting the city’s best music store when they heard the sound of someone entering.

They had to quickly go into Haydn.

A man who had to buy a new saucepan told his wife,

“Bye honey! I’m going to shop for a Chopin!”.

Any musician who can fix his own piano deserves a gold pedal.

When the piano player saw the composer giving him a sinister glare, he realized he’d made a grave mistake.

Piano Jokes For Kids Question: When the piano player saw the composer giving him a sinister glare, he realized he'd made a grave mistake.on a gray background

The piano accidentally fell down the stairs and hurt his foot.

For the next 30 minutes, he just tried to rubato.

The piano decided to surprise his wife one evening with a new musical piece.

“Well, that was impromptu,” she exclaimed.

The search for the piano killer was on, and the police were scrambling for clues.

They had analyzed the killer’s notes, but they could not pinpoint a single motif.
 
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The music teacher warned her class with a sign that said,

“Don’t drop a piano on your foot, otherwise it might B flat”.

A man was having a lot of trouble locating his roommates E-Flat and G and was rushing around town looking for them.

His friends said that he looked “keyed up”.

You should always read the safety sign before entering a dangerous musical competition.

If you don’t, you might soon B flat.

My piano teacher loved magic tricks.

Before every lesson, he would say, “pick any chord”.

Beginners should learn from the maestros themselves.

For that, you need to go Bach to the roots of classical music.

To create any great musical piece, you need to first pen down your motifs.

The conductor had a lot of fun at the piano recital.

The piano player gave him an extremely energetic performance and brightened his day.
Piano Jokes For Kids Question: The conductor had a lot of fun at the piano recital.  The piano player gave him an extremely energetic performance and brightened his day. on a white background

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