65 The Best Rabbit Riddles For Kids That Make You Hop!

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Everyone loves a good joke or riddle to get them thinking and make them laugh! These rabbit riddles for kids will have you giggling non-stop! Be sure to grab these hilarious riddles and make some-bunny smile today!

No need to carrot all whether your kids hear these riddles; our rabbit riddles for kids are clean and family-friendly! You won’t experience any hare-raising shock when you hear your kids memorizing them and repeating them over and over. They will want to share these clever riddles with all of their friends! For more good, clean laughs, check out our Disney Riddles, butterfly jokes for kids and our bear knock knock jokes

The Best Rabbit Riddles for Kids

Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?

A: A ribbit!
Rabbit Riddles For Kids Question: What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny? A: A ribbit! a on a gray background

Q: Why was the rabbit so upset?

A: She was having a bad hare day!

Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?

A: A hare brain!

Q: How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?

A: Just look for the gray hares!

Q: What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?

A: One with a hoppy ending!

Q: What do you call a rabbit comedian?

A: A funny bunny!

Q: What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

A: Unique up on it!

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A: Tame way, unique up on it!

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A: A receding hareline!

Q: Why didn’t the bunny hop?

A: No bunny knows.

Q: What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?

A: A runny bunny.
Rabbit Riddles For Kids Question: What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles? A: A runny bunny a on a gray background

Q: How do you catch a rabbit?

A: Make a noise like a carrot.

Q: Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?

A: A sock hop.

Q: What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?

A: Hot cross bunnies.

Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?

A: “It’s been nice gnawing you!”

Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?

A: He hires Santa’s elves during the off season.

Q: How do rabbits travel?

A: By HAREplanes.

Q: Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?

A: IHOP.

Q: What kind of stories do rabbits like best?

A: Ones with hoppy endings.

Q: How did the rabbit cross the road?

A: He hopped he could.

Q: How do you kill a unique rabbit?

A: You neak up on it.
Rabbit Riddles For Kids Question: How do you kill a unique rabbit? A: You neak up on it a on a brown background

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?

A: The oyster bunny.

Q: Why do rabbits eat carrots?

A: Because they don’t want to be nearsighted!

Q: What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?

A: He cracked up!

Q: What kind of music do bunnies like?

A: Hip Hop.

Q: What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?

A: Get wet!

Q: How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?

A: He gets hopping mad.

Q: What do bunnies do when they get married?

A: Go on a bunnymoon!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?

A: A honey bunny!

Q: What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?

A: The ones with happy eggings!

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Rabbit Riddles For Kids Question: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?! a on a gray background

Q: What does the Easter Bunny say when it burps?

A: “Eggs-cuse me!”

Q: Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?

A: Because they are eggs-tinct!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny join the gym?

A: To get lots of Eggs-ercise!

Q: How does Easter end?

A: With an R!

Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?

A: Eggs mark the spot!

Q: What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?

A: An Egg-stra-terrestrial!

Q: How did the Easter Bunny rate his favorite restaurant?

A: Egg-cellent!

Q: Why is the Easter Bunny so smart?

A: He’s an egghead.

Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he was naughty at school?

A: He was eggs-pelled!

Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?

A: Because it’s easier than wallpapering them.
Rabbit Riddles For Kids Question: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than wallpapering them a on a pink background

Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop?

A: Ones made of chocolate!

Q: Which branch of the military is a bunny’s favorite?

A: The hare force!

Q: What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?

A: 14 carrot gold!

Q: What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?

A: Basket-ball, of course!

Q: Why is the Easter bunny’s nose shiny?

A: His powder puff is on the wrong end.

Q: How do you make rabbit stew?

A: Make it wait for 3 hours.

Q: Why did the Easter  bunny cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Q: Why are rabbits so good in math?

A: Because they multiply so well.

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny get a ticket?

A: He ran a hop-sign.

Q: Where do bunnies hang out?

A: The hare salon.
Rabbit Riddles For Kids Question: Where do bunnies hang out? A: The hare salon a on a pink background

Eating carrot, long-eared,

Do not offend even the flies!

In fear, will hide under a table!

He looks like a hare! …

A: Rabbit

He likes to eat carrots.

And cabbage for dexterity

And Tolik watches the cell,

Fluffy lives there …

A: Rabbit

A little bigger bunny size

He always eats without measure.

Always active and not evil

Fluffy, he’s so cute.

And has long ears,

Before carrots, it sweetens.

You name it without pain and without colic,

After all, this is familiar to everyone …

A: Rabbit

Eats carrots, long-eared.

You want, you can pick it up.

In the cage is a wooden house.

Who lives in it? White…

A: Rabbit

He likes to eat carrots.

And cabbage for dexterity

And Tolik watches the cell,

There lives a fluffy…

A: Rabbit

They’re very similar to a bunny,

Do not find it kinder, more beautiful.

He can eat all the carrots for a moment,

And all the cabbage that is in the house.

In the cartoon, he also visited,

You must have recognized Roger.

Well, guess what, guess

Call it a word…

A: Rabbit

He’s furry and big-eyed

He is eared and toothy.

He eats grass, carrots.

Having shown his knack –

In the cage he gnawed a boardwalk.

And he’s not a bunny, but …

A: Rabbit

He’s the little brother to the bunnies,

And the child is happy with him.

A lump of fluff, a long ear,

He jumps deftly, loves carrots.

A: Rabbit

A good beast will help us

Meet him here and there.

Black, white, red he

The farmer is in love with him again.

Ears are long

With a bunny they are native.

Only it is bigger, name it,

And guess the answer again.

A: Rabbit

On the field jumps – the ears hides,

Start a post – the ears with a bow.

A: Hare
Rabbit Riddles For Kids Question: On the field jumps - the ears hides,
Start a post - the ears with a bow. A: Hare a on a gray background

Through the field straight

Rides a white collar.

A: Hare

Quick jump

Warm cannon,

Red eyes.

A: Rabbit

Lives in a mink

Chewing a carrot.

From the fox and the wolf

Runs away smartly.

A: Bunny

Cowardly little animal

The tail is a little white fluff,

The house is a bush, but a lawn,

Well of course it is …

A: Bunny

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