Dinosaur Riddles

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Have you ever wanted to make dinnertime more fun for your family? What about when everyone’s stuck inside on a rainy day and in need of some laughs? Well, we’ve got just the thing – dinosaur riddles! These silly jokes are sure to get the whole family giggling and bring a bit of creativity into your usual routine. So whether you’re two or ninety-two, it’s time to flex that brain power and explore these fantastically funny fossil friends!

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Always be ready for a good time! Whether you’re in the car, at dinner, or waiting in line — having some jokes and riddles handy can help liven up any moment. With our collection of Book Riddles & Penguin Riddles, your fun will keep on going – no one’s gonna want to stop laughing once they start.

Looking to make your kids lunch extra special. Grab some Dinosaur lunch box jokes to keep the laughs going even while you are apart.

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Dinosaur Riddles

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  • Q: What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens? Rep-tiles.
  • Q: Why do museums have old dinosaur bones? Because they cannot afford new ones.
  • Q: How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch? Tea,Rex?
  • Q: What is purple and green and won’t stop singing? Barney taking a shower.
  • Q: Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?  Because they never knew anything in the first place.
  • Q: Which dinosaur sleeps all day? The dino-snore.
  • Q: What’s the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex? Pray that it does not see you.
  • Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
  • Q: What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing? A tyranno-chorus.
  • Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? The chicken wasn’t around yet!
  • Q: What do you call a dinosaur ghost? A scaredactyl.
  • Q: What do you call a dinosaur who hates losing? A saur loser.
  • Q: What’s the best way to talk to a dinosaur? Long-distance.
  • Q: What do you call a fossil that just lies there? Lazy bones.
  • Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
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  • Q: What do you call a T-rex with a sombrero on? A tyranosaurus-mex.
  • Q: What is as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?  The dinosaur’s shadow.
  • Q: Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean?  Because there was something fishy about it.
  • Q: When can 3 big dinosaurs get under 1 umbrella and not get wet?  When it is not raining.
  • Q: What was the name of the fastest dinosaur? The PRONTOsaurus.
  • Q:  What was the scariest prehistoric creature?  The Terror-dactyl.
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork.
  • Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?  Because they wouldn’t take a bath.
  • Q: What is an Iguanodon’s favorite playground toy? A dino-see-saur.
  • Q: What does a triceratops sit on? On its tricera-bottom.
  • Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?  Do-you-think-it-saw-us.
  • Q: What is it called when a dinosaur gets a goal? A dino-score.
  • Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crush their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
  • Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop? A flat Tire-annosaurus.
  • Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
  • Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite.
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  • Q: Why did the dinosaur paint his feet yellow? So he could hide upside-down in custard.
  • Q: What happened when the triceratops ate a bunch of keys? He got lock jaw.
  • Q: What is large, fierce and has 4 wheels? A dinosaur on a skateboard.
  • Q: How do you stop a Stegasaurus from smelling? Put a peg on his nose.

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