130 Friday Jokes That Make You Really Go TGIF

Thank goodness it’s Friday! It’s time to kick up your feet, relax, and laugh! Thankfully we have an awesome list of the best Friday jokes just for you! So grab your friends and family and get ready to laugh with these epic Friday jokes that you are going to love.

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Best Friday Jokes

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Q: How do you make a profit on Black Friday? By completely ignoring the celebration.
Q: What comes after Black Friday? Broke Saturday.
Q: Where does a nerdy person spend their Black Friday? Geology museum because they get great shales there.
Q: Where can you get 100% off on everything on Black Friday? At home by not going out.
Q: What did the horse get for Black Friday? A Macintosh.
Q: What was on the specials on Black Friday? Leftovers from Thanksgiving Thursday.
Q: When do rich people celebrate Black Friday?
Every day.

Q: Why was the customer unhappy with the vacuum he brought on black Friday sales? It sucked.
Q: Why should one visit a tire shop on Black Friday? They will have a blowout.
Q: Why was the boat shop owner happy on Black Friday? It was the most successful sail of that year.
Q: What do you call people who were born on Friday the 13th? By their names.
Q: What kind of beans do Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th prefer? Human beans
Q: What kind of dessert goes best with the theme of Friday the 13th? I scream
Q: What is the best thing to avoid on Friday the 13th? Superstitions.
Q: Do you think Friday the 13th is scary? No, but Fri 10, maybe.
Q: Who can profit a lot on Friday the 13th? Tailors because they know a lot of superstitchens
Q: What happens to black cats on Friday the 13th? They have a lot of hiccups.
Q: What should have been the name of the sequel of Friday the 13th? Saturday the 14th.
Q: What’s scarier than Friday the 13th? Mondays.
Q: Why did I come back from the office early? Because it was Friday De somber the 13th.
Q: What guarantees to ruin your Friday? Learning that it was only a Thursday.

Q: Why do you like Fridays that much? Friday is my second best F-word ever
Q: What is the best Friday of the year for the faithful? The Good Friday.
Q: Which day do potatoes fear the most? Fry-days.
Q: Why did Friday work out? It was a weak day for him
Q: Why do American families crave Black Friday deals? They spent everything on the Thanksgiving Thursday dinner.
Q: I got a new vacuum cleaner on a Black Friday deal. It sucks!
Q: Which day comes after a Black Friday? A broke Saturday.
Q: When do rich people celebrate Black Friday? Every day of the year
Q: What comes after a good Friday? A Saturday.
Q: When do nuns laugh at Friday jokes? When the Friday joke is about Good Friday.
Q: Why don’t people lift heavy weights on Fridays? It is a weak day.
Q: What would an exhausted employee do to Friday if Friday was a person? Grab it and never let go
Q: Why do strong-willed people disregard Fridays? Friday is a weak day.
Q: What did the lazy guy do the day after Friday? He sat.
Q: What do biologists wear to work on Friday? Genes.
Q: What do work at home peeps wear on a Casual Friday? Nothing!
Q: What do you call a Friday that is not serious about anything in life? Casual Friday
Q: What did a worker say to another worker who was not feeling like working on a Friday? “Just a few more hours of work left, weekend make it!”
Q: What is faster than the Flash? Friday nights.
Q: What do you call the day when you have to submit a huge assignment that you have not even started? Frightay.

Q: Why couldn’t Friday lift the heavy weights? Because it was a weak day
Q: What did a worker tell his co-worker when the long and busy week was about to end? “Fri-nally.”
Q: What would a tired person do if Friday night was a person? Hug it and never let it go.
Q: Why was the hospital empty? Because it is a feel-good Friday.
Q: What is the greatest gift Friday can give? Weekend vibes
Q: Why was the student so happy to go back home from school? Because it was Friyay.
Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? Ask for more Friday nights instead
Q: What does an employee look forward to on Friday nights? The next Friday night.
Q: What is the only thing better than a Friday night? A Monday holiday.
Q: What is Friday’s favorite day? Friday. It’s just that good of a day.
Q: Why was everybody so worried about Friday? Because it was Fatal Friday
Q: What is the thing that almost sounds unreal but is actually very real? Boring Friday.
Q: Where should a cow go on a Friday night after work? Mooooooooovies.
Q: What did John Wicks’ enemy tell him on Friday? “Be careful, Wicks going to end soon”.
Q: Where can you find a computer on Friday night? At the disc-o.
Q: Why could I not attend my friend’s dumplings party on Saturday morning? Because I had to wok on Friday night.
Q: What do you call it when you have a good philosophical conversation with your friends on a Friday afternoon over a fast-food meal? A deep fry-day.
Q: What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday? A cryday night.
Q: What goes by slower than a boring movie? Friday afternoon.
Q: What fun activity did the student do after finishing school on Friday? He went home.

Q: What does it mean when you arrived late at work for the fifth time in a week? It means that is a Friday.
Q: What does Friday smell like? Weekends.
Q: What does God gift to hardworking people? Fridays.
Q: How long is Monday from Friday night? Five minutes.
Q: What can absolutely ruin your Fridays? Realizing it is Thursday
Q: When can Sunday feel like a Friday? When you have a weekend job.
Q: When can Monday feel better than a Friday? It can’t.
Q: What is an egg’s least favorite holiday? Good fry-day
Q: What do you call a hilarious joke on Friday? A Good Friday joke.
Q: Is Good Friday a sad day? Yes, but the next day’s a Sadderday.
Q: Why did my dad not go to work on Good Friday? Because it was a holy-day.
Q: Where does Christmas come before Good Friday and Easter? In a dictionary.
Q: How does Good Friday end? With a ‘y’.
Q: What should you do on Good Friday if you want to eat a lot on Easter? Egg-cersise.
Q: What did I say to my friend who asked me if I know the best Friday jokes? I told her that I only know Good Friday jokes.
Q: What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday? When you realize it’s Thursday.
Q: Why don’t people like jokes about Friday? They’re week
Q: Why is Friday a happy day? Because the next day is a sadder day
Q: When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke? When it’s a Good Friday joke
Q: Who wins in a fight between Friday and Saturday? When it’s a Good Friday joke

Q: Who wins in a fight between Friday and Saturday? Saturday, because Friday is a weak day
Q: What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday? When you realize it’s Thursday
Q: What do biologists wear on Casual Friday? Genes to work
Q: What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day!
Q: What is faster than the Flash? Friday nights.
Q: Why did Friday go to visit a doctor? He was week.
Q: What does God gift to hardworking people? Fridays
Q: What kind of meat that the priest eat on Fridays? Nun
Q: How long is Monday from Friday night? Five minutes.
Q: Why was the hospital empty? Because it is a feel-good Friday.
Q: What is the greatest gift Friday can give? Weekend vibes
Q: Where can you find a computer on Friday night? At the disc-o.
Q: What can absolutely ruin your Fridays? Realizing it is Thursday.
Q: What is Friday’s favorite day? Friday? It’s just that good of a day.
Q: When can Sunday feel like a Friday? When you have a weekend job.
Q: Why is Friday a happy day? Because the next day is a sadder day
Q: What goes by slower than a boring movie? Friday afternoon.
Q: What do you call Hunger Games in America? Black Friday.
Q: What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday? When you realize it’s Thursday.
Q: What comes after Black Friday? Broke Saturday.

Q: What do millennial eskimos do Friday night with girls they like? Net fish and chill.
Q: What does it mean when you arrived late at work for the fifth time in a week? It means that is a Friday.
Q: When can Sunday feel like a Friday? When you have weekend job.
Q: What is Jason Voorhess’ favorite restaurant? TGITF13 (Thank God it’s Friday the 13th).
Q: What would a tired person do if Friday night was a person? Hug it and never let it go.
Q: What is faster than the flash? Friday nights
Q: What deal did the teacher give the students on Black Friday? 50 percent off late assignments
Q: When’s the best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker? Friday.
Q: Why did the French person go to McDonalds? It was French Fry-Day
Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? Ask for more Friday nights instead.
Q: What do you put in your drink on Friday? Ice cube
Q: What’s Friday the 13th? The day of the year that people blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity.
Q: When does Jason Voorhess wear a t-shirt and shorts with his hockey mask? On casual Friday the 13th.
Q: When’s the next best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker? Next Friday.
Q: What does an employee look forward to on Friday nights? The next Friday night.
Q: What is Friday’s favorite day? Friday. It’s just that good of a day.
Q: What do you call it when you have a good philosophical conversation with your friends on a Friday afternoon over a fast-food meal? A deep fry-day.
Q: Why didn’t the French chef realize it was Friday? It Crepe d up on him.
Q: Who wins in a fight between Friday and Saturday? Saturday, because Friday is a weak day.
Q: What do biologist wear on Casual Friday? Genes to work.

Q: What did the accordion player say on Friday? Accordion to me, it’s going to be a great Friday.
Q: Do you know why I don’t fear Friday the 13th? Because my life is already as unlucky as it can get.
Q: Why is it best not to care about Friday the 13th? Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Q: Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism? On Fridays, he only eats fishermen.
Q: What happens to black cats on Friday the 13th? They have a lot of hiccups.
Q: Why was everybody so worried about Friday? Because it was Fatal Friday.
Q: What is the thing that almost sounds unreal but is actually very real? Boring Friday.
Q: How can a man leave home on Friday, stay away for 4 nights, and then return on Friday? Friday is the name of his horse.

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