50+ Spy Jokes For Kids That Are Spy-Tastic

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Super Spy ready! These spy jokes for kids are one of a kind awesome! Your kids will love figuring out just what is so funny as they go undercover trying to make everyone laugh with these spy jokes!

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It seems like kids are always trying to make someone laugh or they are on an adventure to solve a mystery! So we thought it would be fun to combine two of their favorite things, jokes and being a spy, and create this super fun (maybe a little cheesy) list of spy jokes for kids. This is the perfect list of spy jokes for kids of all ages, teens, and adults that just want some good clean fun! These jokes are family-friendly and perfect for kids, no more cringing at the punch lines moms and dads! We have got you covered with these laugh-out-loud jokes. Want even more jokes? Don’t miss our dragon knock-knock jokes or our mountain jokes for your next adventure!

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The Best Spy Jokes For Kids

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Q: Where does a spy sleep?

A: Under covers
spy jokes for kids question: Where does a spy sleep? A: Under covers on a blue background

Q: Who is both a knight and a spy?

A: Sir Veillance

Q: Why did the book join the police?

A: He wanted to go undercover!

Q: Why did the spy cross the road?

A: He was never on your side.

Q: What deodorant was put undercover?

A: Old SPY-ce.
 
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Q: What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

A: An essay.

Q: Have you seen the Spy thriller about fat people?

A: It’s called “Tomorrow Never Diets”

Q: What do you call a Swedish spy film?

A: The Bjorn Identity.

Q: What do you call a school where all the students are undercover?

A: Spy high.

Q: Have you heard of the piano-playing spy?

A: Neither have I. He’s very low-key.
spy jokes for kids question: Have you heard of the piano-playing spy? A: Neither have I. He's very low-key on a gray background

Q: What is a snowman’s favorite game?

A: Ice Spy with my little eye.

Q: What do you call a flower that is also a spy?

A: A plant.

Q: Why can’t you trust baked goods during the holidays?

A: It might be a minced spy.

Q: What do you call a Siamese spy?

A: A double agent.

Q: What do you call a Chinese spy?

A: Lei Yinglo

Q: What does a spy do when he feels cold ?

A: He goes undercover.

Q: A spy was killed in his tea

A: He paid a steep price for what he knew.

Q: What do you call a spy that sell apples?

A: An in cider

My neighbor thinks I spy on her.

I would tell her otherwise, but she’s in the shower right now.

Q: Who was the skeptical man who dressed up as a woman to spy on the Wright Brothers initial flight test?

A: Mrs. Doubtflyer
spy jokes for kids question: Who was the skeptical man who dressed up as a woman to spy on the Wright Brothers initial flight test? A: Mrs. Doubtflyer on a blue background

A German spy gave themself away when I sneezed. They said, “gesundheit!”

It was a blessing in disguise.

Q: Why would Groot make a terrible spy?

A: Because he’s an obvious plant.

Q: What do you call a spy who bleaches his hair?

A: James Blonde

Q: What is a dog’s favorite spy movie?

A: Mission im-paw-sible.
 
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Q: What’s the best way to spy on Africa?

A: You tap their lions.

Q: What item of clothing is essential for a spy?

A: Sneakers.

Q: Did you hear about the shoemaker who was a spy?

A: He would always travel inclognito.

Q: What do you call a courteous spy?

A: A gent

Q: Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?

A: They were in four mints.

Q: What do you call a spy in debt?

A: Bond. James’ Bond.
spy jokes for kids question: What do you call a spy in debt? A: Bond. James' Bond. on a blue background

Q: How do you spy on chrome?

A: You keep tabs on it!

Q: How can you tell a spy is on your flight?

A: You can’t, they’re in-de-skies!

Q: Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?

A: They were denied axis.

Q: What did the spy say at the glass beach?

A: “The coast is clear.”

I recently picked up a book about spies.

I read it undercover to cover.

Q: How do you call a vegetarian spy?

A: A Spynach

Q: Did you here about the Italian spy?

A: He was such an impasta.
 
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Q: Why did the spy steal the laptop?

A: It had a sticker that said ‘intel inside’.

Q: What do you call it when two spies named james try to become friends?

A: James bond.

Q: Why did the spy stay in bed?

A: To stay under cover.
spy jokes for kids question: Why did the spy stay in bed? A: To stay under cover on a blue background

My spy boyfriend had a punch machine accident.

holey -Moley…

Q: Have you heard the joke about the spy?

A: Sorry, I can’t. It’s top secret.

A spy walks into a science lab. When asked who he is, he says “The name’s bond…

Hydrogen Bond.”

Q: What do spies eat instead of McDonald’s?

A: Spydonalds

A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.

I guess you could say they perform… thespionage!

Q: What do you call a frog spy?

A: A croak and dagger agent!

It was fun being a spy til they put me in a windy city with only a blanket for camouflage.

My cover was blown constantly!

Q: What do you call an underwater spy?

A: James Pond!

Q: How many spies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 7

Q: What do you call an ice cream spy?

A: A sorbetoure
spy jokes for kids question: What do you call an ice cream spy? A: A sorbetoure on a blue background

Q: What do you call an actor who’s a spy?

A: Thespianage!

Q: Why should you always bring your own cup to a spy’s tea party?

A: Their cups are always chipped.

Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.

They still haven’t found what they’re looking for.

Q: What do you call a spy in a bath tub?

A: Bubble 07

I ran into actor Matt Damon and told him I loved his recent spy thriller film. He got real mad and said:

I wasn’t Bourne yesterday, you know.

Q: What do you call a janitor that works at a spy headquarters?

A: A sweeper agent

With everyone quarantined and staying inside, there is no one out to spy on or follow around…

The stalk market is very weak.

Q: Why does the government use microwaves to spy on you?

A: Because it’s the one place you can’t put tin foil.

Q: Where do Detectives park their vehicles?

A: Undercover!

Q: If a Japanese spy is a ninja. What do you call a Chinese spy?

A: A tourist.
spy jokes for kids question: If a Japanese spy is a ninja. What do you call a Chinese spy? A: A tourist on a gray background

Q: What did the spy say to his informant in the cornfield?

A: Careful there are ears all around us.

Q: What’s the name of the new Irish spy company?

A: S. P. O’Nage

Q: What do you call a cow spying on another cow?

A: A steak out!

The Russians just canceled their undercover Penguin program…

they found out we have NAVY Seals!

I think potatoes might be super spies in disguise.

They have eyes everywhere!

Q: What’s a British spy’s secret fetish?

A: Bondage, James Bondage

Q: Why do ducks make lousy spies?

A: They always quack under interrogation.

Q: What’s another word for a Canadian spy?

A: A double Eh ‘gent!

I’m working on a top secret project using honey to create alcohol…

It’s on a mead to know basis.

Q: What do you call a German involved in WW2 who went undercover after the war?

A: A veteranaryan.
spy jokes for kids question: What do you call a German involved in WW2 who went undercover after the war? A: A veteranaryan on a blue background

Q: What’s another term for a Chinese Spy?

A: Peking Tom.

Q: Ever heard of the top secret group of whales that were spies?

A: If I were to tell you I’d have to krill you.

Q: What do you call a policeman in bed?

A: An undercover cop.

Q: Why do spies never use capitalization?

A: They like to stay low-key.

You’ll never guess what I found on top of the secret files.

It was the top secret file.

Q: What is it called when two spies hug?

A: A bonding moment.

Q: What do you call a top secret society of beverages?

A: The illuminatea!

Q: In what part of a hospital do they spy on patients?

A: In the I.C.U.

Q: How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

A: You’ve never heard of him.

Q: Have you heard about the top secret bakery?

A: It’s on a knead to dough basis
spy jokes for kids question:Have you heard about the top secret bakery? A: It's on a knead to dough basis on a blue background

Q: What do you call a secret agent who watches over sheep?

A: A sheppard spy!

Q: Did you hear about the bedbug spy?

A: He was undercover.

The police have finally caught the criminal who was hiding beneath blankets all the time.

It was an undercover operation.

Q: What’s Bond’s favorite Christmas snack?

A: Mince Spies

Q: What did the undercover elk use to communicate with his agency?

A: Moose Code!

Q: Why was the tarantula wearing a disguise?

A: Because it was a spy-der.

Q: What do you call an undercover insect?

A: A spyder!

I don’t know why you care about your phone spying on you…

Your vacuum cleaner’s been gathering dirt for years!

Can you imagine if your dog was an undercover reporter?

They’d be able to dig up so much dirt on you.

Q: Did you hear about the time the lead singer of the band “The Police” went undercover to catch a criminal?

A: It was a Sting operation!
spy jokes for kids question: Did you hear about the time the lead singer of the band “The Police” went undercover to catch a criminal? A: It was a Sting operation! on a blue background

Whenever I spy on my neighbour over the fence, I always stand on a box of fish fingers…

just to get a Birdseye view.

Q: What’s the best way to spy on a zookeeper?

A: You put a tap on their lions!

Q: What do you call a group of peppers working undercover?

A: Spice!

Q: What was the secretive rodent’s name?

A: Anon E. Mouse!

Q: What do you call a corgi who goes undercover?

A: Incorgnito!

Q: Why do spies never sing falsetto?

A: They prefer to stay low-key!

Q: What did Avril Lavigne say when her escort ended up being an undercover cop?

A: All this time you were pretending? So much for my happy ending.

Q: Did you hear about the super spy who was really into 50’s era slang?

A: He’s incogneato.

Q: Why is a spy like superman?

A: They’re always in da skies!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator
spy jokes for kids question: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator on a blue background

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