45 Poodle Jokes That Will Make You Cry Poodles of Tears

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Are you a poodle lover? Then you are going to love these poodle jokes. They are so funny and witty that you will be laughing so hard you may be crying poodles of tears.

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With these poodles jokes, there is no need to sound the alarm with a cocka-poodle-doo, because they are clean and kid-friendly, that even grandma would enjoy them. So pull up a chair or go for a walk (watch out for those poddles after it rains) and try your hand at these hilarious poodle jokes!

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Poodle Jokes

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  • Q:  How do you wash a dog? With shampoodle!
  • Q: How long are a poodle’s legs? Just long enough to reach the ground!
  • Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle!
  • Q: Why are poodles terrible dancers? They have two left feet!
  • Q: What markets should poodles avoid? Flea markets!
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? Cockerpoodledoo!
  • Q: What does a poodle call his dad? Paw!
  • Q: What did the poodle say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff! Ruff!
  • Q: What happens when a poodle eats too much garlic? His bark is much worse then his bite!
  • Q: Did you hear about the poodle that gave birth outside? She got a ticket for littering!
  • Poodles are so smart. I asked my poodle what’s two minus two. She said nothing.
  • Q: What’s more amazing than a talking poodle? A spelling bee.
  • Everyone always talks about their standard poodle. Am I the only one who drives an automatic?
  • Q: Why must you be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle.
  • A Standard Poodle can be a lot of trouble for a first-time dog owner. I’d recommend an Automatic Poodle.
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker-spaniel with a poodle and a rooster? A Cockerpoodledoo!
  • At the dog park, the ducks kept biting my poodle without touching my doodle. I should have known this would happen. Poodles are pure bread!
  • Q: Did you hear about the poodle that gave birth outside? She got a ticket for littering!
  • Q: What did the poodle say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff! Ruff!
  • Q: What does a poodle call his dad? Paw!
  • Q: How does a poodle stop a Nextflix show? It presses the “paws” button!
  • Q: What markets should poodles avoid? Flea markets!
  • Q: Why are poodles terrible dancers? They have two left feet!
  • Q: How do you wash a poodle? With shampoodle!
  • Q: What do you call a wet poodle? A puddle
  • Q: How did little Tom kill his toy poodle? Trying to put batteries in it.
  • Q: What do you call a frozen poodle? A pood-sicle.
  • Q: Why do poodles run in circles? Because it’s too hard to run in squares.
  • Q: What happens when a poodle eats too much garlic? His bark is much worse than his bite!
  • A priest, a minister, and a poodle walk into a blood bank. The poodle says, I think I might be a type o.
  • A telemarketer called and asked to speak to “the person who runs the house”. I handed the phone to my 6-month-old poodle and went back to my nap
  • A Golden Retriever mixed with a Poodle is called a Golden Doodle. Aren’t you glad they didn’t call it a Poo Retriever?
  • Person 1: it’s raining cats and dogs! Person 2: I know, I just stepped in a poodle!
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a poodle with a pit bull? Not much of a watchdog, but it’s a vicious gossip.
  • The man who cross breeds labradors and poodles will be adequate for the job at hand. The labradoodle dude’ll do.
  • Q: What do German poodles and Chinese noodles haves in common? They have oodles in common!
  • Q: What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle? A Wienerschnitzel.
  • A man with a dog walks into a bar. The bartender says “Is that a French poodle, because he’s going oui oui all over the place”
  • Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, and a ghost? A cocker poodle boo.
  • Can I sell kayak equipment if my dog peed on it? Can I peddle a paddle if it’s in a puddle of poodle piddle?
  • Q: How do you say bye-bye to a curly-haired dog? Poodle-oo!
  • Q: What do you call a dog in your toilet? A poodle.
  • Q: What do you call a hairless poodle? A noodle.
  • Q: Why didn’t the poodle want to go to the beach? It didn’t want to be a hot dog.
  • My dog hates the rain. He doesn’t want to step in any poodles!

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