75+ Space Jokes That Will Make You Blast Off With Laughter

Ready to have some out of this world laughs? These space jokes will take you to another planet with laughter. So hold on to your space shuttle and get ready to blast off with laughter.

My kids are huge space fans so when we combine space with another one of their favorite things like jokes, we are sure to have a good time.

These space jokes for kids are perfect to really get the laughs going for kids and adults. The best part about it is that you don’t have to worry about any meteor-size hands in the face with embarrassment with a bad punch line because these jokes are totally clean and kid-friendly.

So buckle up and soar into space with a lot of laughter as you discover these un space jokes with your family.

If you are looking for more ways to discover space and laugh be sure to check out this Toilet Paper Rocket Craft and our space puns for kids.

And for even more laughter visit our birthday jokes for kids and our Pirate Jokes for Kids That Will Have You Hooked.

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The Best Space Jokes

Feeling sad? Hope you can Saturn that frown upside down.

Q: Feeling sad? Hope you can Saturn that frown upside down.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Q: Why don’t people like to talk about all the mysterious space in the universe? It’s a dark matter
Q: Why is the moon constantly moody? She’s just going through a phase
Q: What is Saturn’s favorite movie? Lord of the Ring
Q: Who is an astronaut’s favorite singer? Freddy Mercury
Q: What candy should you give an alien? A Mars bar
Q: What do you say to a three-headed alien? Hello, hello, hello
Q: What do you call a loony spaceman? An astronut
Q: What would happen if the whole universe ceased to exist? No matter!
Q: Why did the parasite jump all the way to the moon? It was a luna-tick
Q: How does our solar system hold up its pants? With an asteroid belt
Q: What do aliens like to eat when they aren’t on a diet? Unidentified frying objects
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees
Q: What’s the moon’s favorite key to use on the computer? The space bar
Q: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? Because there was no atmosphere
Einstein released his theory about space… well it’s about time!
Q: Where do the stars go to get their milk? The Milky Way
Q: What does the queen alien drink every morning? Gravi-tea
When our solar system was formed, the sun was in charge. So, the planets started a revolution.
Q: What’s a lightyear? It’s like a regular year… With fewer calories
Q: Why did Neptune break up with Uranus? They wanted a Plutonic relationship
Q: Why did the universe go on a diet? Because it kept expanding

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Q: Why did the first man on the moon lift weights? To make his Armstrong
I have trouble with my astronaut friends, they never Apollo-gise.
Q: What do starlets like to read before bed? Comet books!
Q: What is money called in space? Star bucks
Q: Why did the star decide to take a vacation? It needed some space
Q: Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing championship? He was taking asteroids
Q: What is the slowest of all species in the galaxy? Snailiens
I sent all your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.
Q: What did the astronaut do after he crashed into the moon? He Apollo-gized
Q: What do stars say when they apologize to one another? I’m starry
Q: Why did the star keep going to school? So it could get brighter
Q: Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke? It was too Sirius
Q: Why do you have to clean your house so much in space? Stardust is everywhere
Q: Why did the cow want to become an astronaut? So she could see the Milky Way
Q: What is an alien with three eyes called? An aliiien!
Q: What’s an alien’s pet called? An extra furrestrial
Q: What kind of books do romantic aliens like to read? Love star-ries
Q: What do aliens do after they get married? Go on their honeyearth
Q: Why did the alien have a bad time at his birthday party? It had no atmosphere
Q: What’s the best board game to play with your family in space? Moon-opoly!
Q: Where did the moon get its degree? The moon-iversity!
Q: What do you do if your car doesn’t fit in a parking spot? You moon-ouver it
Q: What’s a meal on the moon called? A satellite dish
Q: Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun? He never wanted to go out with her at night

Q: Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun?

Q: How do you know when the moon is finished eating? It looks full
Q: How do you know when the moon is almost broke? When it’s down to its last quarter
Q: What does the moon put on her toast? Space jam
Q: What’s the moon’s favorite bagel? Cinna-moon raisin
Q: Why does nobody trust the man on the moon? He has a dark side
Q: What did the Earth make fun of the moon for? Having no life
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto
Q: I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Q: Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend? Because she needed some space
Q: What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX
Q: Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
Q: Why did the cow go into the spaceship? It wanted to see the mooooooon
Q: Why did the rocket scientist stop working on a project? He had no comet-ment
Q: Why haven’t aliens come to our solar system yet? They read the reviews: one star
Q: What should you do if you see a green alien? Wait until it’s ripe!
Q: What did Mars say to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Solar. ” Solar, who? Solar you going to think of a better joke?
Q: Yesterday I was charged $10,000 dollars for sending my cat into space. It was a cat astro fee
Q: Despite space being a vacuum… Mars is really dusty.
Q: What do you call a lazy man in space? A procrastonaut
Q: How did the space teddy bear cross the road? Ewoked

Q: Why will space be a popular tourist spot? The view is breathtaking and will leave you speechless
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile-toe
Q: Who in the solar system has the loosest change? The moon because it keeps changing quarters
Q: What dance do all astronauts know? The moonwalk
Q: How did the alien break its phone? He Saturn it
Q: Why are people always criticizing Orion’s belt? It’s a big waist of space
Q: What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter!
Q: Why did Venus dump Mars? She only wanted a pluto-nic relationship
Q: Where do planets download their music from? Nep-tunes
Q: Which day of the week do aliens look forward to most of all? Saturnday
Q: Are you Mercury? Because you’ll always be first to me
Q: Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you
Q: Want to go on a date in outer space? No pressure
I just saw the brightest star ever1. Really? Yes! Sirius
Q: How did the earth and the moon meet? They gravitated towards each other
Q: Who is an astronaut’s second favourite singer? Bruno Mars
Q: Did you hear about the astronaut who broke the law of gravity? He received a suspended sentence
Q: Why didn’t the child understand the concept of life on other planets? It was an alien concept
Q: How do aliens keep in touch? On Spacebook
Q: What did the Russians get when they lost the space race? A constellation prize

Q: What do aliens say when they fall in love? You’ve abducted my heart
Q: Did you hear what happened when Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon? He didn’t understand the gravity of the situation
Q: Why did everyone want to date his sun? He was hot
Q: Why do feline creatures love space so much? Because of the cat-mosphere
Q: How do you get clean in outer space? You take a meteor shower
Q: What do you say if you want to start a fight in space? Comet me, bro!
Q: Why couldn’t the star stay focused? He kept spacing out
Q: Which type of stars always wear glasses in space? Movie stars
Q: What do you win in a space talent competition? A constellation prize
Q: What do you call a bacon-wrapped comet? A meat-eor!
Q: Why was the star arrested? It was a shooting star
Q: What channel should you watch if you want to laugh? The comet-y channel
Q: Why did the star have a crush on the sun? It was the center of his universe
Q: Why did the alien go to Saturn? To go ring shopping
Q: What happened to the alien who stepped in gum? She got stuck in Orbit
Q: Why don’t aliens ever eat clowns? They taste really funny
Q: How do aliens get their babies to go to sleep? They rocket
Q: What’s an alien’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day
Q: How does an alien get a haircut? Eclipse it
Q: What did the alien say when he saw a gardener? Take me to your weeder!
Q: Why do aliens always spill their tea? They have flying saucers
Q: What type of music do aliens like most? Nep-tunes!
Q: What do you get when you cross an alien with something white and fluffy? A martian-mallow!
Q: Why did the alien-like his spaceship so much? It was out of this world!

Q: What is a moon’s go-to pizza topping? Moon-zerella cheese
Q: Which is older: the moon or the sun? The moon, because it can stay out all night
Q: What insect can you expect to find on the moon? A lunar tick
Q: What breakfast food is the moon known for serving? Crescents!
Q: What is the first day of the week called? Moon-day
Q: Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because it’s too out of this world!
Q: Why couldn’t the astronaut put the helmet on her head? Because she didn’t have enough space.
Q: What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon
Q: Why aren’t astronauts hungry when they get to space? They had a big launch
Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? When it’s full
Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system. It has a nice ring to it.
Q: What do aliens on the metric system say? Take me to your liter
Q: What did the alien say when he was out of room? I’m all spaced out!
Q: Why did the Americans win the space race? Because the Soviets were Stalin
Q: How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle? A tractor beam
Q: Who was the first deer in space? Buck Rogers
Q: What did the doctor say to the rocket ship? Time to get your booster shot!
Q: What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket? A space sheep!
Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it’s down to its last quarter
Q: Which is closer, Florida or the moon? The moon. You can’t see Florida from here
Q: Why do Saturn’s two moons swap orbit every four years? To keep minty fresh
Q: What do you call croissants in space? Spacetries
I took a rocket science course last year. It was a blast.
Q: Are you a meteor? Because you rock my world

Q: Why is life on Earth so expensive? It includes a free trip around the sun every year
Q: Why can’t you get cell reception in space? It’s 0-G
Q: Why was the star so similar to his dad? Like father, like sun
Q: Why is the sun so famous? It’s a star
Q: How does the sun keep his hair neat? Eclipse it
Q: Did you hear about the star that died? Dead Sirius
Q: What happened when the star got covered with a plasma aura? It caught the Coronavirus
Q: Who was the first rapper on the moon? Lil Wane
Q: What’s an astronaut’s favorite reality show? The Amazing Space
Q: What’s an astronaut’s favorite food? Mooncak
Q: How do you make astronauts angry? Moon them
Q: Why was the astronaut so happy to be in space? He was having a magnetic field day
Q: What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park in it, man
Q: Why did Sally go into space? Because there was a lot Ride-ing on it
Q: When was Jupiter discovered? Many moons ago
Q: What does God sleep on? Saturn sheets
Q: What’s it like in space? Out of this world

Q: What’s it like in space?

A: Out of this world

Q: Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner? Because Mercury moved in
Yesterday I was talking to an alien from space… Turns out they eat radio-active materials, I ask it what its favorite meal was, It told me: fission chips.
Q: Have you heard about the experiments that NASA did with rockets which didn’t have engines? The idea didn’t take off
Q: Ever wondered what holds the moon up in the sky? Moonbeams, of course!
Q: Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room to stay at on the moon? It was full
Q: Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter
Q: Where can planets update their status? Their Spacebook account
Q: What does the astronaut who’s watching his weight order at the bar? A sateli-lite beet
Q: What did the man say to the star? You had me at halo
Q: Where do rocket chips travel to? The big dipper
Q: What do you do when your space mail isn’t delivered? Return to Sedna
Q: What do you call headlights on a lunar rover? Moonbeams
Q: What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a spaceship? A U-F-Ho-Ho-Ho
Q: What did the woman tell the cops? He is my sun and I love him

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