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The Best Mermaid Jokes for Kids

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Q: Which brand of laundry soap does mermaid use to clean their clothes? They use Tide.
Q: What is a mermaid’s favorite subject in school? Algaebra
Q: Who keeps the ocean clean? The mermaid
Q: What is the best way to call mermaids? Contact through shellphone.
Q: How do octopuses make mermaids giggle? With ten tickles.
Q: Where do mermaids usually sleep? On waterbeds.

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Q: What do mermaids love to put on bread for breakfast? Jellyfish.
Q: What did the mermaid say to the merman? Sea you later
Q: What is the most expensive friend does a mermaid has? Gold fish
Q. What did the little mermaid say to the cops when she report her baby octopus? She was squidnapped.
Q: What font do mermaids use in their computers? Ariel.
Q: What do you call an aircraft using a highly-accurate camera which shoot countless pictures and videos of mermaids? Ariel photographers.
Q: Why do mermaids hate playing volleyball? They are scared of getting caught in the net.
Q: Why was the mermaid so happy? She had such a fintastic day!.
Q: Where do mermaids see movies? At the dive-in!
Q: How can a mermaid make friends? By making shore and promises to each other.
Q: Where does a mermaid keep her goldfish? In the riverbank!
Q: What did the mermaid say to her friend before leaving the ocean? Sea ya later.
Q: What is a mermaid’s favorite song? ‘Sea You Again’ by Wiz Khalifa
Q: What is a mermaid’s favorite snack? Ships and dip.
Q: Why did Ariel blush? Because she saw the ocean’s bottom.

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Q: What kind of phone does Ariel use to call her father King Triton? She use a shellphone.
Q: What did the mermaid say to her friend at reunion? Hey! Long time no sea!
Q: How do mermaids always know how much they weigh? They have their own scales!
Q: Why did the Little Mermaid ride a sea-horse? Because she was playing water polo!
Q: What do you call a photograph that a mermaid has taken of herself using a smartphone? Shellfie

Q: What do you call a King Triton’s servant? Angelfish
Q: What do mermaids use for money? Sand dollars.
Q: If mermaids lived on land, which country would they go on vacation? FIN-land.
Q: What do mathematician mermaids wear in the Olympics? Algae-bras!
Q: Where do mermaids keep their money? In their octopurse.
Q: What do you call a mermaid on a roof? Ariel!
Q: Which TV show does mermaid’s favorite? Whale Of Fortune.
Q.What do you call a vehicle that a mermaid uses to get to the hospital? In a clambulance.
Q: Where do mermaids wish? They wish on a starfish.
Q: Where do King Triton sleep? On a waterbed.
Q: What did Ariel say when she met the clams? Woooow! Nice mussels!
Q: How do mermaids never catch colds? They have lots of vitamin sea.
Q: What happened to the mermaid who stole the ship’s anchor? The judge found her GILL-ty.
Q: What type of perfume do mermaids wear? Bombshells.
Q: What did the mermaid send to her friend who’s in the hospital? A whale card.

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Q: Why were the mermaids so watchful around the baby octopus? There was news about squidnappers.
Q: Who performs on mermaids to remove their appendix? A sturgeon
Q: How do you talk to a group of mermaids at the same time? Over a conch-call.
Q: What is nationality of Ariel? Fin-ish
Q Why do mermaids swim across oceans? To go to the other tide.
Q: What is the most important seal in the mermaid world? The seal of approval.
Q: How do momma mermaids give birth? Through a sea-section.
Q: What kind of pet did the mermaid have? A catfish.
Q: Why was the student mermaid so happy? She had such a fintastic day in school.
Q: How do mermaids receive important messages? Through sea-mail.
Q: What did the sea say to King Triton? Nothing, it just waved.
Q: What do you call a mermaid on a roof? Ariel!
Q: What did the mermaid buy from the post office? Seal
Q: How do you communicate with mermaids? Drop him a line!
Q: What did the student mermaid say? Homework is so over-whale-ming.
Q: Why are mermaids so well educated? They swim in schools.
Q: What is a mermaid’s favorite dinner? Fish and dips.
Q: Why wouldn’t the mermaid share her favorite shrimp cocktail? She was too shellfish.
Q: Why are mermaids good at dancing? They really know all their scales.
Q: How would princess Ariel and Prince Eric meet in the other world? On line.

Q: What is the most important seal in the mermaid world? The seal of approval.
Q: Why don’t mermaids play badminton? They’re afraid of getting caught in the net.
Q: What did the joker octopus say to the mermaid? Just Squidding!
Q: What kind of pictures do mermaids post on Instagram? Shellfies.
Q: How do mermaids greet each other? Whale, hello there!
Q: What will happen to the mermaid if formally admit to committing the crime of which accused? A Gill-ty.
Q: Why did the mother mermaid stop her daughter in high school? Her grades fell under the C.
Q: Which movie does the mermaid loves to watch? Jaws.
Q: What does Ariel like to drink? Merma-lade!
Q: What would a nice mermaid say to greet someone? I fish you a very joyful day ahead.
Q: What did the mermaid do on her birthday? She shellabrate it with her friends!
Q: Why do mermaids go to the bank? To withdraw all her Sand dollars.
Q: What do call an instrument used by a mermaid when her tail is injured? A Whale-chair.
Q: What does the mermaid buy in the pharmacy? Vitamin sea.
Q: Which part of a mermaid should you be most terrified of? Jaws.
Q: Where do mermaids usually go on their summer vacation with human friends? In Fin-land
Q: How do mermaids send important messages to their clients? Using their sea-mail.
Q: Why did the mermaid not finish secondary education? Her grades were always under the C!
Q: Why do mermaids get into the finals? They really have the scales.
Q: What song do mermaids love to sing? Salmon-chanted Evening.

Q: Who makes sure to keep the ocean spick and span? Mermaids.
Q: Why did the mermaid buy peanut butter? To go with the JELLY fish.
Q: How do mermaids give birth? Sea section!
Q: Where do mermaids keep their money saved? In a riverbank.
Q: How are mermaids born? Via a sea-section.
Q: What did the prince say to Ariel? We were mermaid for each other!
Q: Where do mermaids keep their money saved? In a riverbank.
Q: What do mermaids eat during the lent season? Holy mackerel.
Q: How do you check how big a mermaid is? By checking their scales.

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