40 Golf Knock Knock Jokes That Are Tee-Rific

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If you are putting around looking for some funny jokes and riddles, look no further! These golf knock knock jokes are a guaranteed hole-in-one! You’ll want to share them with all of your friends, family, and golfing buddies. They are sure to have a ball with these hysterical golf knock knock jokes! 

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The Best Golf Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah golf pro who can fix your swing?
Golf Knock Knock Jokes Question: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah golf pro who can fix your swing? on a green background

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke, the tee went further than your ball did.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Andy.

Andy who?

Andy hits another one in the rough.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben waiting for you to hit a drive straight.
 
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Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda how deep your ball is in the lake.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Adolph.

Adolph who?

Adolph ball knocked teef out of my mouf – and dats why I talk like dis.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Harvey.

Harvey who?

Harvey gonna take 6 hours for this round – take your shot!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and hit your shot.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone repair their divots anymore?

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe hit one straight this time?
Golf Knock Knock Jokes Question: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe hit one straight this time? on a green background
 
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Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Amy.

Amy who?

Amy fraid that’s another bogey.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben over more and keep your eye on the ball.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Fred.

Fred who?

Fred you’re not going to find that ball in the woods.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Les.

Les who?

Les go and have a round of golf.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Andy.

Andy who?

Andy to ave a water golf ball retriever for the round with you!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie one know how many branches your golf ball hit as it entered the woods.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda how far into the treeline your ball went.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ida

Ida who?

Ida like to see you out drive me on this hole.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Andy

Andy who?

Andy winner is… not you with that putt.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Tahiti.

Tahiti who?

Tahiti hole in one, you need to hit the golf ball straight.
Golf Knock Knock Jokes Question: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tahiti. Tahiti who? Tahiti hole in one, you need to hit the golf ball straight. on a green background

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Arthur

Arthur who?

Arthur any more sand traps this hole, because you will find them.
 
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Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

I’d cry too if I played golf like you.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben watching you slice every drive today.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Uriah.

Uriah who?

Uriah the ball, or you’ll hook it.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda gimme this putt – It’s only a 6 footer.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita new driver – I just threw mine in the lake.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Adam.

Adam who?

Adam just took your golf ball – you should have hit it straight.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Les.

Les who?

Les go straight to the 19th hole.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Amy.

Amy who?

Amy for the green – not the woods.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ida.

Ida who?

Ida like to see you try and sink this putt.
Golf Knock Knock Jokes Question: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida like to see you try and sink this putt. on a green background

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body seen your golf ball – I lost it when it landed in the lake.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Ida.

Ida who?

Ida know what your score is for the hole. I stopped counting at 10.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry you so bad at golf.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita driver that hits straight.
 
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Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke I can see the divet where you thought your ball was.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy ball retriever needs a new grip, you should give up golf.

Knock knock

Who is there?

Boo

Boo Who?

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Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Noah

Noah, who?

Noah good joke about golf?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

June

June who?

June know how to tell a good golf knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Les.

Les who?

Les go and play golf!
Golf Knock Knock Jokes Question: Knock, knock! Who's there? Les. Les who? Les go and play golf! on a green background

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