40 Golf Knock Knock Jokes That Are Tee-Rific

Check out our tee-rific golf knock knock jokes! Each hilarious punchline will have everyone laughing! Score these jokes today and share them with your friends and family!

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If you are putting around looking for some funny jokes and riddles, look no further! These golf knock knock jokes are a guaranteed hole-in-one! You’ll want to share them with all of your friends, family, and golfing buddies. They are sure to have a ball with these hysterical golf knock knock jokes!

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The Best Golf Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah golf pro who can fix your swing?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke, the tee went further than your ball did.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Andy. Andy who? Andy hits another one in the rough.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting for you to hit a drive straight.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda how deep your ball is in the lake.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Adolph. Adolph who?Adolph ball knocked teef out of my mouf – and dats why I talk like dis.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harvey. Harvey who? Harvey gonna take 6 hours for this round – take your shot!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and hit your shot.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone repair their divots anymore?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe hit one straight this time?

Knock, knock!! Who’s there? Amy. Amy who? Amy fraid that’s another bogey.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben over more and keep your eye on the ball.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Fred. Fred who? Fred you’re not going to find that ball in the woods.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Les. Les who? Les go and have a round of golf.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Andy. Andy who? Andy to ave a water golf ball retriever for the round with you!

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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie one know how many branches your golf ball hit as it entered the woods.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda how far into the treeline your ball went.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida like to see you out drive me on this hole.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Andy. Andy who? Andy winner is… not you with that putt.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tahiti. Tahiti who? Tahiti hole in one, you need to hit the golf ball straight.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more sand traps this hole, because you will find them.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? I’d cry too if I played golf like you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben watching you slice every drive today.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Uriah the ball, or you’ll hook it.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda gimme this putt – It’s only a 6 footer.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita new driver – I just threw mine in the lake.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Adam. Adam who? Adam just took your golf ball – you should have hit it straight.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Les. Les who? Les go straight to the 19th hole.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amy. Amy who? Amy for the green – not the woods.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida like to see you try and sink this putt.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body seen your golf ball – I lost it when it landed in the lake.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know what your score is for the hole. I stopped counting at 10.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry you so bad at golf.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita driver that hits straight.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke, the tee went further than your ball did.

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Knock, knock!! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy ball retriever needs a new grip, you should give up golf.
Knock knock! Who is there? Boo. Boo Who? Don’t cry! We have the BEST golf jokes in the world.
Knock, knock!! Who’s there? Noah. Noah, who? Noah good joke about golf?
Knock Knock! Who’s there? June. June who? June know how to tell a good golf knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock!!! Who’s there? Les. Les who? Les go and play golf!

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