40 Golf Knock Knock Jokes That Are Tee-Rific

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If you are putting around looking for some funny jokes and riddles, look no further! These golf knock knock jokes are a guaranteed hole-in-one! You’ll want to share them with all of your friends, family, and golfing buddies. They are sure to have a ball with these hysterical golf knock knock jokes!

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The Best Golf Knock Knock Jokes

grey golf cart, with a blue golf bag, turquoise border, knock-knock joke and answer.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah golf pro who can fix your swing?

Golf Knock Knock Jokes Question: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah golf pro who can fix your swing? on a green background

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, the tee went further than your ball did.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy hits another one in the rough.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for you to hit a drive straight.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda how deep your ball is in the lake.

White golf ball, turquoise border, knock-knock joke with answer

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball knocked teef out of my mouf – and dats why I talk like dis.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey gonna take 6 hours for this round – take your shot!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and hit your shot.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone repair their divots anymore?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe hit one straight this time?

Golf Knock Knock Jokes Question: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe hit one straight this time? on a green background

White golf ball on blue golf tee with green grass, turquoise border and knock-knock joke with answer

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy fraid that’s another bogey.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over more and keep your eye on the ball.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Fred.
Fred who?
Fred you’re not going to find that ball in the woods.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go and have a round of golf.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy to ave a water golf ball retriever for the round with you!

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one know how many branches your golf ball hit as it entered the woods.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda how far into the treeline your ball went.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to see you out drive me on this hole.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Andy
Andy who?
Andy winner is… not you with that putt.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tahiti.
Tahiti who?
Tahiti hole in one, you need to hit the golf ball straight.

Golf Knock Knock Jokes Question: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tahiti. Tahiti who? Tahiti hole in one, you need to hit the golf ball straight. on a green background

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any more sand traps this hole, because you will find them.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
I’d cry too if I played golf like you.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben watching you slice every drive today.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Uriah the ball, or you’ll hook it.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda gimme this putt – It’s only a 6 footer.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita new driver – I just threw mine in the lake.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam just took your golf ball – you should have hit it straight.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go straight to the 19th hole.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy for the green – not the woods.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida like to see you try and sink this putt.

Golf Knock Knock Jokes Question: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida like to see you try and sink this putt. on a green background

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body seen your golf ball – I lost it when it landed in the lake.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know what your score is for the hole. I stopped counting at 10.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry you so bad at golf.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita driver that hits straight.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke I can see the divet where you thought your ball was.

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy ball retriever needs a new grip, you should give up golf.

Knock knock
Who is there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don’t cry! We have the BEST golf jokes in the world.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Noah
Noah, who?
Noah good joke about golf?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
June
June who?
June know how to tell a good golf knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go and play golf!

Golf Knock Knock Jokes Question: Knock, knock! Who's there? Les. Les who? Les go and play golf! on a green background

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