Tree-Mendous Forest Jokes For Kids to Make You Laugh

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Spending the day outdoors? Every adventure is always better with some jokes to help you laugh along the way! Our list of forest jokes for kids is just what you need to bring alongside your sunscreen and trail mix. These silly jokes are unbe-leaf-ably funny and will have everyone giggling!  
We won’t beat around the bush; our jokes are clean and kid-friendly. No need to worry about your kids repeating these jokes to their friends! They’ll love memorizing them and telling them again and again. If you enjoy these forest jokes for kids, add more laughs with these awesome mountain jokes and bear knock knock jokes to take on the adventure as well!

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The Best Forest Jokes for Kids

Q: How can you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest?

A: Check out their web site.
forest jokes for kids question: How can you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest? A: Check out their web site on a green background

Q: How do you send a message in the forest?

A: By moss code.

Q: How many trees can you plant in an empty forest?

A: One. It’s not empty anymore after that.

Q: What do grizzlies do when they are having a bad day in the forest?

A: Grin and bear it.

Q: What does Obi-Wan Kenobi say after he plants a tree?

A: May the forest be with you.

Q: What does Princess Leia say after she plants trees?

A: May the Forest be with you.

Q: Where do you find forests without trees?

A: On a map.

Q: Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?

A: Winnie the Boo.
 
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Q: Why did the squirrel get lost in the forest?

A:  It followed the wrong root.

Q: Why did the tree need to take a nap?

A: For rest.
forest jokes for kids question: Why did the tree need to take a nap? A: For rest. on a green background

Q: Did you hear the joke about tree?

A: It’ll leaf you laughing!

Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?

A: By its bark!

Q: How did the tree get lost?

A: It took the wrong root.

Q: How do bees travel to trees?

A: They take the buzz.

Q: How do trees contact one another?

A: By teleafone

Q: How do trees get on the Internet?

A: They log in!

Q: How do you catch a monkey?

A: Climb a tree and act like a banana.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Q: How do you make a one armed man fall out of a tree?

A: Wave.

Q: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?

A: Autumn.
forest jokes for kids question: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? A: Autumn on a green background

Q: What did one leaf say to another?

A: I’m falling for you.

Q: What did one leaf say to the other?

A: See you next fall!

Q: What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?

A: Leaf me alone.

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?

A: Been nice gnawing you.

Q: Why is grass so dangerous?

A: Because it’s full of blades.

Q: What did the trees wear to the pool party?

A: Swimming trunks.

Q: What did the tree do when the bank closed?

A: It started its own branch.

Q: What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips!

Q: What do loggers eat in the forest?

A: Mac and trees!

Q: What did the flower say after it told a joke?

A: I was pollen your leg
forest jokes for kids question: What did the flower say after it told a joke? A: I was pollen your leg on a brown background

Q: Where do saplings go to learn?

A: Elementree school!

Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

A: It was feeling green

Q: Which side of a tree has the most leaves?

A: The outside!
 
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Q: Why did the pine tree get into trouble?

A: Because it was being knotty!

Q: How do two rival forests get along?

A: They sign a peace tree-ty!

Q: What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas?

A: It took a leaf of absence

Q: Why was the tree arrested?

A: For shopleafting!

Q: Why can’t pine trees sew?

A: They always drop their needles.

Q: How do you describe a tree who steals things?

A: Shady!

Q: Where does a tree store their stuff?

A: In their trunk.
forest jokes for kids question: Where does a tree store their stuff? A: In their trunk on a brown background

Q: What would a tree have done if they saw woodcutters coming to the forest?

A: They would have re-tree-ted.

Q: What kind of job do the trees do?

A: Logging business.

Q: What was the cause behind the death of the tree?

A: Axe-idental causes.

Q: What sports do trees play?

A: Bud-minton.

Q: How do trees access their Facebook?

A: They log in.

Q: Why did grandpa tree go to the doctor?

A: For his root-ine check-up.

Q: What did the tree say to Captain America?

A: I am Groot.

Q: Which subject are trees really good at?

A: Geome-tree.

Q: Why did the tree have to go to prison?

A: Tree-son.

Q: Why was the pizza looking for another job?

A: Because wood fired pizza.
forest jokes for kids question: Why was the pizza looking for another job? A: Because wood fired pizza on a green background

Q: What kind of wood is extremely famous?

A: The poplar one.

Q: What is wood’s favorite snack to eat?

A: Chips.

Q: What did the baby wood learn at school today?

A: Log-arithm.

Q: What can be found inside a forest?

A: Tree musketeers.

Q: How was the forest doing?

A: Tree-mendous.

Q: What did the forest ask the tree?

A: “Wood you like some water?”

Q: What do woodcutters look for in the forest?

A: Opportuni-trees.

Q: What did the forest ask the plants?

A: “How yew doing?”

Q: Why was the forest sad?

A: Because he was in a big moss.

Q: How to make a forest laugh?

A: By telling them acorn-y joke.
forest jokes for kids question: WHow to make a forest laugh? A: By telling them acorn-y joke on a green background

Q: What is a forest’s favorite form of art?

A: Poe-tree.

Q: What was the tired tree looking for?

A: He was looking fo-rest.

Q: What is the first thing the forest use in the morning?

A: Toile-trees.

Q: Why is the forest always noisy?

A: Because the trees bark.
 
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Q: What did the fire say to the forest?

A: “Run forest, run.”

Q: What is a trees favourite dinosaur called?

A: The tree-rex.

Q: Why was the cat always scared of the tree?

A: Because of its bark.

Q: What did the Jedi say to a nearby tree?

A: May the forest be with you.

Q: Why did the Queen have problems with all the trees in her kingdom?

A: She was jealous they had a bigger crown than her.

Q: What can trees use to make sure they’re heard in the forest?

A: They turn up the Amp-leaf-ication.
forest jokes for kids question: What can trees use to make sure they're heard in the forest? A: They turn up the Amp-leaf-ication on a green background

Q: Why can you find ice cream under the Christmas tree?

A: Because it goes with the pine-cones.

Q: Did you hear about the tree that was always lucky?

A: He was on a winning  s-tree-k.

Q: Why do trees make the worst frenemies?

A: Because they are the best at throwing shade!

A: Why was the weeping willow so sad?

A: It watched a sappy movie.

Q: What did Betula pendula say to her super-annoying sister?

A: Leaf me alone, birch!

Q: A snare drum and a crash symbol fell out of a tree.

A: *BA-DUM TSSSHH*

Q: What must trees drink responsibly?

A: Root beer.

Q: Would you ever consider going on the almond tree diet?

A: No way, that’s just nuts!

Q: What motorcycle brand do London plane trees ride through the forest?

A: Treeumph!

Q: Did you hear about the elephant that got stuck up a tree last summer?

A: In order to get down, she had to sit on a branch and wait until fall.
forest jokes for kids question: Did you hear about the elephant that got stuck up a tree last summer? A: In order to get down, she had to sit on a branch and wait until fall on a green background

Q: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?

A: It wooden go.

Q: What’s the same size and shape as a giant sequoia tree, yet weighs nothing?

A: A giant sequoia tree’s shadow.

Q: How do trees keep you in suspense?

A: I’ll tell you tomorrow.

Q: How does a coniferous tree get ready for a date?

A: They spruce themselves up.

Q: How do you know when a tree doesn’t know the answer to something?

A: It shrubs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with an artificial waterway?

A: A root canal.

Q: How many oranges grow on a tree?

A: All of them.

Q: What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken?

A: Poultree.

Q: Why do Platanus occidentalis have to see the doctor more than any other trees?

A: Because they are sycamore.

Q: Did you hear about the big corporation that’s making syrup from supposedly contaminated trees?

A: They maple their brand off the shelves.
forest jokes for kids question: Did you hear about the big corporation that’s making syrup from supposedly contaminated trees? A: They maple their brand off the shelves on a brown background

Q: How do you know when a tree has had too much to drink?

A: It won’t stop trunk texting their ax.

Q: Where can Adansonia trees go for a quick trim?

A: To the baobarber.

Q: How old was the tiny tree?

A: Near-leaf five.

Q: How did the elm tree know the fig tree wasn’t looking for anything serious?

A: It asked for no twigs attached.

Q: What is a pine tree’s favorite singer?

A: Spruce Springsteen.

Q: What did the tree say after he made an offer?

A: Take it or leaf it.

Q: Would you like to read a joke about tree-free paper?

A: The thing is, it’s tearable.

Q: What did the rock say when it rolled into the tree?

A: Nothing. Rocks don’t talk!

Q: What do vain trees do to get rid of wrinkles?

A: Get a faceleaft.

Q: Why couldn’t the evergreen ever land a date?

A: It was so busy pining after unavailable trees that it never really branched out.
forest jokes for kids question: Why couldn’t the evergreen ever land a date? A: It was so busy pining after unavailable trees that it never really branched out on a brown background

Q: What weighs more, a pound of leaves or a pound of logs?

A: Neither, they both weigh one pound.

Q: Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for American trees?

A: Montreeal.

Q: What do you call a dead pine tree?

A: A nevergreen.

Q: What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?

A: Bee stings on his bottom!

Q: What kind of forest stories do giant sequoia trees tell?

A: Tall tales.

Q: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?

A: The infantry!

Q: What was the tree’s favorite school subject?

A: Treegonometree

Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?

A: A bone-zai tree.

Q: Where do squirrels go during the summer?

A: Beech trees.

Q: Which tree do cowboys love most?

A: The horse chestnut tree.
forest jokes for kids question: Which tree do cowboys love most? A: The horse chestnut tree on a green background

Q: Why are maple trees so forgiving?

A: Every Fall they “Let It Go”

Q: Why can’t you see a Wolf hiding in the forest?

A: Because he’s really good at it.

Q: Why did Pooh cross the road?

A: To get to the honey tree.

Q: Why did the scarecrow climb up the tree?

A: A cow wanted to eat him.

Q: Why did the skeleton climb a tree?

A: Because a dog was after his bones!

Q: Why do trees hate tests?

A: Because they get stumped by the questions.

Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month?

A: Sep-Timber!

Q: Why did the Cat in the Hat run away from the tree?

A: It was afraid of the bark! 

Q: Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick

A: Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs.

Q: How do leaves get from place to place?

A: With autumn-mobiles. 
forest jokes for kids question: How do leaves get from place to place? A: With autumn-mobiles  on a green background

Q: Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?

A: In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

Q: What happens to trees on Valentine’s Day?

A: They get sappy!

Q: What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?

A: We’ll have six more weeks of splinters! 

Q: Did you hear about the forest that had to take time off of work in autumn?

A: It was on paid leaf.

Q: What do you call the world’s sleepiest tree?

A: Mesnoozelah!

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