Ready to crack up with your friends and family? These hilarious knock knock jokes are the secret to laughter and fun! Whether you are in the car, around the dinner table, or huddled around the campfire, you will laugh out loud with these funny knock knock jokes.
Everyone loves a good knock knock joke! They are so simple, yet so fun for even the smallest members of your family. I remember back to when the kids were little, and they would tell me a knock knock joke that didn’t even make sense but would crack up laughing, which, of course, would make me laugh too.
Knock knock jokes have a way of connecting people in a way that nothing else can. So get ready to connect with others and laugh like you never have before with these fun jokes that everyone will love.
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135+ Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes
Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knock, knock.
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!
Who’s there?
Knock, knock.
Banana split!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Knock, knock.
Beets me!
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Knock, knock.
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Who’s there?
Broccoli!
Broccoli who?
Knock, knock.
Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Knock, knock.
Cheese a nice girl.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Knock, knock.
Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Knock, knock.
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Knock, knock.
Ice cream if you don’t let me inside!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Knock, knock.
Ice cream soda people can hear me!
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Knock, knock.
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Knock, knock.
Kiwi go to the store?
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Knock, knock.
Let us in; we’re freezing!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Knock, knock.
Olive right next door to you.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Knock, knock.
Olive right next door to you.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you. Do you love me too?
Knock, knock.
Orange you going to answer the door?
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
Orange you glad to see me?
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
Can I have a hug and a quiche?
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Knock, knock.
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Knock, knock.
A herd you were home. Can you play?
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
Knock, knock.
Alpaca the trunk, you a-pack-a the suitcase!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Knock, knock.
Chick your stove, I can smell it burning!
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Knock, knock.
No, cow go MOO!
Who’s there?
Cow-go.
Cow-go who?
Knock, knock.
Goat to the door and find out.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Knock, knock.
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Knock, knock.
Interrupting cow (you yell MOOOOOO before they can say, “who?”).
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Knock, knock.
Sloooooooooth
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(wait for 10-20 seconds)
Knock, knock.
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Knock, knock.
Yes, they do.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Knock, knock.
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Knock, knock.
Is there an owl in here?
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Knock, knock.
Defense has a hole in it—so our dog got loose.
Who’s there?
Defense.
Defense who?
Knock, knock.
Eileen over to pet the dog.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Knock, knock.
Howl you know it’s me unless you open the door?
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Knock, knock.
Ken I bring my dog to your house?
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Knock, knock.
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Knock, knock!
Patsy dog on the head, he likes it.
Who’s there?
Patsy.
Patsy who?
Knock, knock.
Rough, rough! It’s your dog!
Who’s there?
Rough.
Rough who?
Knock, knock.
Abe C D E F G H…
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Knock, knock.
Ada burger for lunch!
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Knock, knock.
Al give you a high five if you open this door!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Knock, knock.
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Knock, knock.
Alex-plain when you open the door!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Knock, knock.
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Knock, knock.
Alma not going to say.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Knock, knock.
A man da fix your doorbell!
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Knock, knock.
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Knock, knock.
Andrew a picture!
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Knock, knock.
Anita to borrow a pencil!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Knock, knock.
Annie body going to open this door?
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Knock, knock.
Annie thing you can do I can better! (bonus points if you sing this line)
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Knock, knock.
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Knock, knock.
Barbie Q Chicken!
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie Who?
Knock, knock.
Ben knocking for 20 minutes already.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Knock, knock.
Exactly how many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny.
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Knock, knock.
Caesar quick, she’s running away.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Knock, knock.
Candice joke possibly get any worse?
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Knock, knock.
Claire the way; I’m coming in!
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Knock, knock.
Doris locked. Open up, please!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Knock, knock.
Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Knock, knock.
Frank you for being my friend.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Knock, knock.
Howard I know?
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Knock, knock.
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Knock, knock.
Joking around with you is one of my favorite things to do!
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Knock, knock.
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d stop by.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Knock, knock.
Ken I come in? It’s freezing out here!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Knock, knock.
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Knock, knock.
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Knock, knock.
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Knock, knock.
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Knock, knock.
Nana your business who’s there.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Knock, knock.
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Knock, knock.
Otto know what’s taking you so long!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Knock, knock.
Robin your house!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Knock, knock.
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Knock, knock.
Troy ringing the doorbell!
Who’s there?
Troy.
Troy who?
Knock, knock.
Tyrone shoelaces!
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Knock, knock.
Wendy bell works again, I won’t have to knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Knock, knock.
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Knock, knock.
Abbey birthday to you, Abbey birthday to you…
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Knock, knock.
Alligator her a nice birthday present.
Who’s there?
Alligator.
Alligator who?
Knock, knock.
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Knock, knock!
Gus how old I am today!
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Knock, knock!
Organ-ize a party, it’s my birthday!
Who’s there?
Organ.
Organ who?
Knock, knock.
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Knock, knock.
Adore is between us. Open up!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Knock, knock.
Just how many aliens do you know?
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Knock, knock.
Awe, I miss you too.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Knock, knock.
Bless you!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Knock, knock.
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Knock, knock.
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Knock, knock.
Bed you can’t guess who I am!
Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Knock, knock.
I didn’t mean to make you cry!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo? who?
Knock, knock.
Never mind, it’s pointless!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who.
Knock, knock.
Burglars don’t knock!
Who’s there?
Burglar.
Burglar who?
Knock, knock.
Canoe come out and play today?
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Knock, knock.
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Knock, knock.
Cargo beep, beep, vroom, vroom!
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Knock, knock.
CD person on your doorstep?
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
Knock, knock.
Comb on down, and I’ll tell you!
Who’s there?
Comb.
Comb who?
Knock, knock.
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Knock, knock.
You’ve seen that TV show?
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Knock, knock.
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Knock, knock.
Bless you, friend.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Knock, knock.
Grammatically speaking, you should say “from whom.”
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Knock, knock.
Leaf me alone!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Knock, knock.
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Knock, knock.
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Knock, knock.
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Knock, knock.
Nun of your business!
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Knock, knock.
Police (please) may I come in?
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Knock, knock.
Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Knock, knock.
Radio not, here I come!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Knock, knock.
Scold outside—let me in!
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Knock, knock.
Snow laughing matter.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Knock, knock.
W-H-O!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Knock, knock.
You’re welcome!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Knock, knock.
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Knock, knock
What are YOU so excited about?
Who’s there?
Wa.
Wa who?
Knock, knock.
Water you doing in my house?
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Knock, knock.
Witches the way to the store?
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Knock, knock
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Knock, knock.
Aw, you’re so excited to see me!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Knock, knock.
Zoom did you think it was?
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Knock, knock.
Amarillo nice guy!
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Knock, knock.
No I’m not!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Knock, knock.
Havana a wonderful time wish you were here!
Who’s there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Knock, knock.
Surely you know it’s pronounced IdaHO.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Knock, knock.
Kenya feel the love tonight? (sing along!)
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Knock, knock.
Oslo down, what’s the hurry!?
Who’s there?
Oslo.
Oslo who?
Knock, knock.
Yukon say that again!
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Knock, knock.
Venice your mom coming home?
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
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