Ready to crack up with your friends and family? These hilarious knock knock jokes are the secret to laughter and fun! Whether you are in the car, around the dinner table, or huddled around the campfire, you will laugh out loud with these funny knock knock jokes.
Everyone loves a good knock knock joke! They are so simple, yet so fun for even the smallest members of your family. I remember back to when the kids were little, and they would tell me a knock knock joke that didn’t even make sense but would crack up laughing, which, of course, would make me laugh too.
Knock knock jokes have a way of connecting people in a way that nothing else can. So get ready to connect with others and laugh like you never have before with these fun jokes that everyone will love.
Love jokes? Be sure to check out our Corn Jokes and our Friday Jokes for even more fun and laughter.
135+ Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes
- Will you remember me in 2 minutes? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hey, you didn’t remember me!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beef. Beef who? Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broccoli! Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a nice girl.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me inside!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream soda. Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda people can hear me!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kiwi. Kiwi who? Kiwi go to the store?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Let us in; we’re freezing!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive right next door to you.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you. Do you love me too? Olive right next door to you. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quiche. Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home. Can you play?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you a-pack-a the suitcase!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chick. Chick who? Chick your stove, I can smell it burning!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow-go. Cow-go who? No, cow go MOO!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and find out.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow (you yell MOOOOOO before they can say, “who?”).
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting sloth. Interrupting sloth who? (wait for 10-20 seconds) Slooooooooot
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Monkey. Monkey who? Monkey see. Monkey do.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Defense. Defense who? Defense has a hole in it—so our dog got loose.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eileen. Eileen who? Eileen over to pet the dog.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know it’s me unless you open the door?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I bring my dog to your house?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leash. Leash who? Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Patsy. Patsy who? Patsy dog on the head, he likes it.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rough. Rough who? Rough, rough! It’s your dog!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe C D E F G H…
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ada. Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al give you a high five if you open this door!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Hey, Alex the questions around here!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma not going to say.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? A man da fix your doorbell!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amy. Amy who? Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Andrew. Andrew who? Andrew a picture!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita to borrow a pencil!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body going to open this door?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better! (bonus points if you sing this line)
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Barbara. Barbara who? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie Who? Barbie Q Chicken!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 20 minutes already.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny. Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Exactly how many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Caesar. Caesar who? Caesar quick, she’s running away.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke possibly get any worse?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way; I’m coming in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked. Open up, please!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for being my friend.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working? I had to knock.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Joe. Joe who? Joking around with you is one of my favorite things to do!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d stop by.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? It’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole to see!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business who’s there.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know what’s taking you so long!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your house!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door shut tight.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Troy. Troy who? Troy ringing the doorbell!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tyrone. Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell works again, I won’t have to knock.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Will. Will who? Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abbey. Abbey who? Abbey birthday to you, Abbey birthday to you…
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alligator. Alligator who? Alligator her a nice birthday present.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gus. Gus who? Gus how old I am today!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Organ. Organ who? Organ-ize a party, it’s my birthday!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prize! Happy birthday!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alien. Alien who? Just how many aliens do you know
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Awe, I miss you too.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bed. Bed who? Bed you can’t guess who I am!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo? who? I didn’t mean to make you cry!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who. Never mind, it’s pointless!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Burglar. Burglar who? Burglars don’t knock!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play today?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep, vroom, vroom!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? CD. CD who? CD person on your doorstep?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Comb. Comb who? Comb on down, and I’ll tell you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? You’ve seen that TV show?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you, friend.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? From. From who? Grammatically speaking, you should say “from whom.”
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nun. Nun who? Nun of your business!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police (please) may I come in?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside—let me in!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow laughing matter.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wa. Wa who? What are YOU so excited about?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing in my house?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the store?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Aw, you’re so excited to see me!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you think it was?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No I’m not!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Havana. Havana who? Havana a wonderful time wish you were here!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Surely you know it’s pronounced IdaHO.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight? (sing along!)
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Oslo. Oslo who? Oslo down, what’s the hurry!?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Venice. Venice who? Venice your mom coming home?
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