25+ Fun Chocolate Knock Knock Jokes

Check out these chocolate knock knock jokes for the perfect treat to make everyone laugh! Each punchline will have your friends and family asking for s’more!

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It’s un-candy how funny jokes can make your day sweeter! Want to cheer up a friend? Dip into our collection of chocolate knock knock jokes!

They are so hilarious, we promise you’ll melt into a puddle of giggles! Grab these chocolate knock knock jokes today for the biggest laughs, bar none!

Our chocolate knock knock jokes are clean and kid-friendly, so you know they’re in good taste. You’ll feel totally comfortable with your kids memorizing them and repeating them. They’ll want to share them with all of their friends!

For more sweet jokes, be sure to visit our cupcake jokes for kids and donut jokes for kids!

Chocolate Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy boy. Candy boy, who? Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chalk. Chalk, who? Chocolate is my favorite flavor ice cream.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Chalk. Chalk, who? Chalk-o-late!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Candy! Candy, who? Candy you make me a cup of hot chocolate?
Knock knock! Who’s there? How dairy! How dairy, who? How dairy steal my chocolate!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Mr. Good Mr. Good, who? Mr. Goodbar!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Dairy. Dairy, who? Dairy milk chocolate!

Knock knock! Who’s there? It’s after! It’s after, who? It’s After Eight!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Cow! Cow, who? Cow-cao moo!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Temper! Temper, who? Tempered chocolate
Knock knock! Who’s there? Twix! Twix, who? Twix up his sleeves!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Kit! Kit, who? Kit Kat!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Hello! Hello, who? Hello, can I order a skinny hot chocolate frappuccino to go?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Des! Des, who? Dessert!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Bar! Bar, who? Bar-bar chocolate sheep, have you any chocolate milk?

Knock knock! Who’s there? Please, sir! Please, sir, who? Please, sir, can I have s’more!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Choc! Choc, who? Choc-it-out!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Life is! Life is, who? Life is like a box of chocolates!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Keep calm! Keep calm, who? Keep calm and eat chocolate!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Rich! Rich, who? Rich, dark, and hot chocolate!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange! Orange, who? Orange-you going to let me in?
Knock knock! Who’s there? I believe! I believe, who? I believe in chocolate chip cookies!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy cow jump over the moon?
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Chalk. Chalk who? Chocolate is my favorite for Valentine’s Day.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Icing. Icing who? Icing so loudly everyone can hear me!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Imogen.Imogen who? Imogen life without chocolate!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut going down a slide!

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