60 Watermelon Jokes For Kids That Are So Juicy!

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What do jokes and watermelon have in common? They are both better when you share them with friends! You’ll love these sweet watermelon jokes for kids! These prize-winning jokes will turn everyone’s faces red with laughter! 

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The Best Watermelon Jokes for Kids

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  • Q: Why are watermelons the saddest fruit? Because they’re melon-cholic!
  • Q: What did the watermelon say to its boyfriend or girlfriend? You’re one in a melon!
  • Q: A watermelon proposes to its sweetheart: “Honeydew want to get married?” “Oh yes”, she replies, “but we cantaloupe!”
  • Q: What is the only time you start at the red and stop at the green?  When you eat a watermelon!
  • Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool? It wanted to be a watermelon.
  • Q: How are a car and a bicycle similar? You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.
  • Q: I have a head like a watermelon, the arms like two baguettes, and the body of toilet paper – what am I? Banned from the supermarket!
  • Q: How do you make a watermelon more watery? You have to plant it in the spring (a spring is a small river).
  • Q: If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?  A really bad headache!
  • Q: What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?  Melanie! (melon-y)
  • Q: What did the father cantaloupe say to his son? Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)
  • Q: What do you call a melon that commits a crime? A water-fellon!
  • Q: What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day? You’re one in a melon!
  • Q: Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the exam? She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy.
  • Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
  • Q: What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to? A John Cougar Melon Camp. 
  • Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer? Watermolens!
  • Q: Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond? He was trying to grow a water-melon.
  • Q: Why did the watermelon go crazy? He lost his rind. 
  • Q: What do you call a dog that herds watermelons? A Melon Collie.
  • Q: What do you call a Mailman who only delivers watermelon? Post Melone.
  • Q: Why are watermelons such good gossips? They have all the juice.
  • Q: Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs? They always have seed money.
  • Q: Did you hear the joke about the watermelon? It’s pit-iful!
  • Q: What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon? Pork rinds.
  • Q: What did the watermelon say to the honeydew when it proposed? Sorry, I cantaloupe.
  • Q: Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon? They’re seedy.
  • Q: You know what they say about when life gives you melons? You might be dyslexic.
  • Q: John threw one watermelon at Tim, what does Tim have now? A concussion.
 
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Q: What type of fruit has babies in a red house, a red house in a white house, and a white house in a green house? A watermelon! 
Q: What do you call a serial killer watermelon? A slaughter melon.
Q: What do you do if someone says an onion is the only food that can make them cry? Throw a watermelon at their face.
Q: Why did one melon break up with the other melon? He didn’t know water problem was.
Q: Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions? They’re always melon it over.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who smashed all those fruits? It was a slaughter melon.
Q: Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella? It was melondramatic.
Q: Why won’t anyone sit next to a watermelon? They have a strange smelon.
Q: Do you know what you call the outside of a watermelon? Rind of.
Q: Why did the watermelons ask for permission to get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Q: Why did the watermelon have brown spots all over its skin? It had melanoma.
Q: Why did the watermelon get left at the altar? Because his fiance cantelope.
Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool? It wanted to become a watermelon.
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe? You’re one in a melon.
Q: How are a car and a bicycle similar? You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.
Q: How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French? Melon D’OH.
Q: What do you get when you cross a watermelon with broccoli? A melon-coli snack!
Q: What do you get when you slice a watermelon in four pieces? A quartermelon!

 
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  • Q: What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Hottermmelon.
  • Q: What do you get when you cross a watermelon with broccoli? A melon-coli snack!
  • Q: What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line? Want to see my melons?
  • Q: Where does the Roman stop eating his watermelon? At the Rhine.
  • If there is watermelon why isn’t there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon. You know…the four elemelons.
  • The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him. So a group of cacti walk past a couple of watermelons. The cacti say “wow, nice melons!” The watermelons reply “what a bunch of pricks.”
  • Q: What sort of monsters don’t eat the crust? I mean it’s fantastic even if it doesn’t taste like the rest of the watermelon.
  • “I wish I had the money to buy a million watermelons…” “What will you do with a million watermelons?” “I don’t want the watermelons, I just want the money.”
  • A watermelon proposes to a honeydew melon and says “honey, I love you and I just can’t wait to get married. Let’s just run off to the farmers market and get it done.” And the melon says, “baby I love you too, but I just cantaloupe” The watermelon is 50% water. The other 50% is melon.
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