180+ Cheesy Pizza Jokes That Will Leave You Laughing

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The Best Pizza Jokes

Pepperoni Pizza with white cardstock and lime green border.

Q: What’s a wolf’s favourite pizza topping? Pupperoni.
Q: What did the chef say about his student’s pizza? There’s mushroom for improvement.
Q: Why was the pizza chef happy when they didn’t have to work? They had more thyme to spend with their kids!
Q: What do you call a pretend pizza? A pepperphony pizza!
Q: Why was the famous pizza sad? It was always being chased by the pepperazzi.
Q: Where do Pharaohs like to eat? Pizza Tut.

Q: Why was the Hawaiian pizza not cooked? The oven was on aloha temperature.
Q: What did the aardvark order on his pizza? Ant-chovies.
Q: What do carpenters love to put on their pizzas? Saw-sages.
Q: What did the tough pepperoni say? “Dough you wanna pizza me?”
Q: What did the pizza say when it went to the gallery? “I never sausage a beautiful painting, it’s the best I’ve ever seen”.
Q: What did the pizza say when the party ended? “Good-pie everyone”.
Q: What did the pepperoni on the pizza say to the mushroom on the pizza? “Slice to meat you!”.
Q: What does Dr Who eat with their pizza? Dalek bread!
Q: What did the pizza say to the chef when it was thrown onto the pizza? “You don’t pepper-own me!”
Q: What did the chef say back? “Don’t be saucy!”
Q: Why does Mr Mushroom always get invited to the pizza parties? Because he is such a fungi!
Q: What type of cheese do dogs love to have on their pizzas? Mutt-zarella.
Last night I called my local pizza restaurant and asked if they did takeaways. They said they did, so I said, “Great, what’s 24695 minus 4356?”
Q: If it took six kids five minutes to eat a whole pizza, how long would it take three kids to eat the pizza? No time, as the six kids already ate the pizza.

Pepperoni and cheese Pizza with white cardstock and lime green border.

I had a slice of goat’s cheese pizza the other day. He wasn’t happy, but it was the best.
Q: Why did the man get a super spicy pizza? The waiter thought he ordered a “pepper-only” pizza.
Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and a good pizza joke? A good pizza joke can’t be topped.
Q: Why do people keep pizzas in the freezer? To put the “ice” in slice.
Q: What does a pizza love to do in its spare time? Go slice-skating.
Q: What does a pizza love to eat for dessert? Slice pudding.
Q: Where do pepperonis love to go on holiday? The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza? A Pizzzza.
Q: How do cats eat pizzas? They put it in their mouths, just like the rest of us!
Q: Why was it so funny to catch who stole the pizza? The plan wasn’t very well thawed-out.
Q: Why does eating pizzas make you sleepy? Because with all of that pizza and mozzarella, you’re bound to catch some zs!
Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t like pizzas? A weird-dough.
Q: What does a pizza say when it’s afraid? Fold me close!
Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Q: Why did the customer ask for their pizza to be cut into six pieces instead of eight? Eight would be too many to eat.
Q: Why could the skunk not call for pizza? His phone was out of odour.

Q: Why did Dracula run out of the pizza restaurant? Someone put garlic on his pizza dough.
I’m going to open a restaurant that only serves crabs and pizza. I’ll call it the Crust Station.
Q: What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song? “Slice, Slice Baby.”
Q: What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get? You’re indeSLICEsive.

Q: What do you call a fake pizza? A pepperphony pizza.
Q: What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one? The delivery.
Q: Wood fired pizza? How’s pizza gonna get a job now?
Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Q: What do you call it when a tired dad makes pizza? Papa Yawns Pizza.
I am a little ambivalent about pizza. On the upside, it has some great toppings. On the downside, it doesn’t.
Q: Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties? Because he’s such a fungi!
Q: Why was the pizzeria desperate for business? Because they kneaded the dough.

I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8. I can’t finish 8 slices.
Q: What did the kid say after eating a frozen pizza? Well, that wasn’t very thawed out.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day… I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
Q: What did the Dalai Lama say when he walked into a pizza parlor? He says, “Make me one with everything.”
Q: What did the pizza say when it went out on a date? “I never sausage a beautiful face.”
Q: If pizza could talk, what would it say? Probably lots of cheesy things.
Q: What do you get if you cross 27 knives and a pizza? Little Caesars.
I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven today. Burned 2000 calories.
Q: What’s the difference between a donut and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family.
Q: Why did Jabba win the pizza contest? Because no one outpizzas the Hutt.
Q: What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party? “Order 66!”
Q: What does a pizza wear to smell good? Calzogne.

Q: What’s a poodle’s favorite kind of pizza? Pupperoni.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today. The man who uncovered it says, “It’s a pizza of our pasta.”
Q: What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza? “Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Oh, nevermind! It’s too cheesy!
Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza? He ate it way before it was cool.
Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza? Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzza.
Q: Why did the pizza start his own business? He wanted to make some dough.

Q: What type of person doesn’t like pizza? A weir-dough.
I asked the waiter, “Will my pizza be long?” “No,” he said. “It’ll be round.”
Q: What did the pizza say to the delivery guy? “You don’t pepper-own me.”
…and what did the delivery guy say in reply? “Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
Q: What did the pepperoni say to the chef? “You wanna pizza me?”
Q: What’s the difference between pizza and pizza jokes? Pizza jokes can’t be topped.
Q: Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon? Great pizza, but no atmosphere!
Q: What does an anteater like on its pizza? Ant-chovies.
Q: Why did the man cut his pizza with a smartphone? It’s cutting-edge technology.
To teach my kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner… They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.
Q: Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes? Because they don’t cut corners.
Q: What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank? “I may love making pizza, but I really knead the dough.”
Q: What do Homer Simpson and pizza have in common? Doh

Q: What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over the pizza? Little Sneezers.
Q: What is a pizza’s favorite movie? Pie Hard.
Every time a new pizza delivery man comes to the door and notices the smell of the last pizza man, they storm off. It’s an unfortunate Domino effect.
Q: What did the pizza chef say when he dropped a meat lover’s pie? “I never sausage a tragedy!”
Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history.
Q: Why didn’t the restaurant finish making the take-out pizza order? They ran out of thyme.

Q: What did the pastry chef say when the pizza chef asked him for help?
“I cannoli do so much.”
Q: Why do people like making lasagna from scratch at home?
It’s pretty much a pizza cake.
Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
I decided to teach my children what democracy is. I let them vote on dinner and they chose pizza.
But I made tacos. They don’t live in a swing state
A man walked into the pizzeria and asked the stuff: M: Do you have 1000 pizzas? S: No. The staff decided to make 1000 pizzas and waited for the man. One day later, the man walked again and asked? M: Do you have 1000 pizzas? S: Yes, we have. M: Wow! That’s a lot of pizzas! Said the man and left the pizzeria.
Q: Do you want me to cut your pizza into 4 or 12 pieces?
4 please, I’m on a diet.
I ate 3.14 pizzas today. Do you know what I got? I got fat. And no, it’s not a pi joke.
I feel ambivalent about pizza. Why? Because on the upside, it has great toppings but on the downside, it doesn’t.
Mike Tyson decided to leave the pizzeria and the waitress asked: “Do you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?”

Tomato and spinach Pizza with white cardstock and lime green border.

Q: What do you call a sleepy father who got pizza for his kids? Papa Yawns.
Q: What type of person doesn’t love pizza? Weir-dough.
Q: What is a pizza makers’ favorite song? Slice, Slice Baby.
Q: Can you tell the difference between a donut and a pizza? Yes, a pizza can feed the whole family.
Q: Why was the famous pizza concerned? It was followed by a pepperazzi.
Q: What would pizza say if it was capable of talking? A lot of cheesy things, probably.
Q: What is the difference between a silly person and a pizza? The first one is easy to cheat and the second one is cheesy to eat.
Q: What is something that a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and pregnant woman share? Somebody forgot to pull it out at the right time.
Q: What is hairdressers’ favorite type of pizza? Perm-asan.
Q: Wanna know why the toppings squeezed together on a pizza? Because there was no mush-room.
Q: What is something that pizza delivery guys and gynecologists have in common? You can smell it but you can’t eat it.

Q: Do you know why the hipster burned his lips? Because he ate pizza before it was cool.
Q: Women wear perfume to smell good. And pizzas wear what? Calzone!
Q: What is the name of a machine that can ruin any pizza? A microwave.
Q: What did parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella? I’m sorry, I’m too mature for you.
Q: What is something that a whole pizza can do but half pizza can’t? Looking around.
Q: How do dogs eat pizza? They just put it in their mouth, just like everyone else does!
Q: What did a pizza ask its toppings? Are we feta off alone?
Q: Calculate the volume of a pizza with r=Z and height is A. The answer: Pi * Z * Z * A
Q: What do a pizza delivery person and a comedian have in common? Their work is difficult. They have the right stuff but sometimes they get the delivery wrong.

Q: What did the boss say to his pizza during the meeting? There’s always a mushroom for development.
Q: Have you ever heard anything about an emo pizza? It’s the one that cuts itself.

Q: Why did the man decide to start a pizza business? He wanted to make some dough.
Q: What is something that an anteater likes the most on a pizza? Ant-chovies.
Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long? No, sir, it will be round.
Q: What do pizzas say to express love? Olive you!
Q: What do pizzas say when they are surprised? Cheesus Crust.
Q: “Waiter, will my pizza be long?” “No miss, your pizza will be round”.
Q: Did you see the new sign in the pizza shop? “Seven days without pizza makes one weak.”
Q: What can a whole pizza do that a half pizza cannot do? A whole one can look round.
Q: How can you tell if you are in love?If they stole a pizza your heart.
Q: What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle? Fold me close.
Q: What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date? I never sausage a beautiful face.
Q: What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting? There’s mushroom for improvement.
Q: “Waiter, will my pizza be long?” “No sir, it will be round!”
Q: What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas? Cheeses Crust.
Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
Q: What did the pizza say to the delivery guy? You don’t pepper-own-me.
Q: Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto? Because they were told that Dominoes were always getting played!
Q: How do you get a musician off your front porch? Pay for the pizza.

Pepperoni and mushroom Pizza with white cardstock and lime green border.

Q: What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver? The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What did the doughnut say to the pizza? If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his lips? He ate his pizza before it was cool.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke… But I can’t work out the delivery.
Q: What is the best way to stop a pizza curling? Hide its brush.

Pizza Puns

You will always have a pizza my hut.
That’s going to be a pizza cake.
Really, it’s the yeast you can do.
This is the dough-main for all you pizza aficiona-doughs.
I a-dough you!

Mushroom Pizza with white cardstock and lime green border.

You can be here today and gone tomato.
Get out there and cheese the day!
You’re a real pizza-work.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke but I can’t work out the delivery.
My local pizzeria has just made the world’s largest pizza base. I’d like to see someone top that.
Olive you so much.
For pizzake!
Don’t pizza-round the bush.
In pizza we crust.
It’s crust a matter of time.
I’m head over yeast for you.
I burned 2000 calories today. I fell asleep while baking pizza in the oven.
I ordered a goat’s cheese pizza yesterday. He wasn’t happy.
Olive you so, so much!
I never understood why it was called Little Caesars but then my dad stabbed a pizza box.
Sorry to sound cheesy, but I crust say, you have melted my heart!
You have a pizza my heart!
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
I saw a shop sign that said ‘Wood Fired Pizza’ and I thought “Wood fired Pizza? How will Pizza earn money now?”
It’s the yeast I could do!

Tomato and mushroom Pizza with white cardstock and lime green border.

Wanna hear a great slogan for a pizzeria? There you go – “seven days without a pizza makes one weak”.
Let’s get out there quickly and cheese the day!
I’m in love. You stole a pizza my heart.
A pizza asks a topping out on a date and says: I’ve never SAUsage a beautiful face.
I want to tell you a joke about pizza toppings but unfortunately, it’s too cheesy.

Nothing tops a plain pizza.
I wanna tell you something – I a-dough you!
May the sauce be with you.
I don’t crust you to make this pizza without burning it, so I’m ordering one.
I just watched my local pizza restaurant make the world’s largest pizza base – I’d like to see someone top that!

Pizza Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pete! Pete, who? Pete-zza. But it’s too late, I’ve already eaten it.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza, who? Pizza great guy. But since he’s on holiday, I’ve come to your house.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pasta. Pasta who? Pass the pizza. Everybody’s hungry!
Knock-knock. Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza, who? Pizza nice guy!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Pete. Pete, who? Pete-za – and all the people love me!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Pepperoni. Pepperoni, who? Pepperoni makes me sneeze!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese, who? Cheese a jolly good fellow!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza, who? Pizza cake would be great please!

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