80 Hilarious Tooth Jokes for Kids

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There’s nothing better than jokes to get everyone smiling and laughing out loud, and these silly tooth jokes for kids are some of the best around. Going to the dentist? Calm your nerves with a few of our clever tooth jokes! You are sure to get knock-out laughs every time you share them with your friends and family! 
We are telling the honest tooth when we say that these tooth jokes for kids are clean and kid-friendly. You can brush aside any concerns you have about your kids memorizing them and repeating them over and over again. Feel free to let loose and laugh over these funny jokes!

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Best Tooth Jokes for Kids

Q: What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

A: Tooth-hurty.
Tooth Jokes Questions: What’s the best time to go to the dentist? A: Tooth-hurty. in a blue background

The dentist says my teeth are like a string of pearls.

Each one has a hole through it!

Q: What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?

A: The dentist.

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?

A: To get his teeth crowned!

Q: Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?

A: A month later he was picking his teeth.

Q: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?

A: I don’t know; the dentist kept it.

Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

A: Fill me in when you get back.

Q: Why did the dentist make a poor date for the manicurist?

A: They fought tooth and nail!
 
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Left my comb at the dentist.

Now it’s a fine-toothed comb.

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth. But don’t worry; it’ll just take five minutes.

Patient: And how much will it cost? 

Dentist: It’s $90. Patient: $90 for just a few minutes’ work??? 

Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Tooth Jokes Questions: Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth. But don’t worry; it’ll just take five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost? 
Dentist: It’s $90. Patient: $90 for just a few minutes’ work???  Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like. in a blue background

The dentist said that he could knock me out with gas, or he could use a big metallic rock.

I said ether/ore.

Q: Why did the Pharaoh visit the dentist?

A: Because Egypt his tooth….

Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

A: Caps and robbers.

Q: What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?

A: “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.”

Q: How many dentists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One to administer the anesthetic, one to extract the lightbulb, and one to offer the socket mouthwash.

Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

A: He braces himself.

Q: Where do dentists move when they retire?

A: Fluorida.
 
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Q: Why did the phone go to the dentist?

A: Because it had Bluetooth.

Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?

A: “Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?”

Q: What do you call x-rays taken by a dentist?

A: Tooth-pics.

Q: Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?

A: He was already taking out a tooth.

Q: What kind of filling do you want in your tooth

A: Chocolate, please.

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A: A molar bear.

Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?

A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Q: How is going to the dentist like those movies where a character gets interrogated?

A: It’s pretty clear when you’re lying — and if you don’t come clean, you might lose a tooth.

Q: What did the dentist say to the judge in court?

A: “You can’t handle the tooth!”

Q: Why did the deer need braces?

A: He had buck teeth.

Q: How do you fix a broken tooth?

A: With tooth paste!

My dentist removed the wrong tooth.

It was acci-dental.

Q: What do you call a dentist who can’t stop working on teeth?

A: An abscessive compulsive.
Tooth Jokes Questions: What do you call a dentist who can’t stop working on teeth? A: An abscessive compulsive. in a blue background

Q: How are false teeth like stars?

A: They come out at night.

Q: What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea?

A: Denis.

Q: What kind of glue would you use to keep your teeth together?

A: Tooth paste.

Q: How can you get a great set of teeth put in for free?

A: Irritate a lion.

Q: What does a dentist’s chair and an Exxon have in common?

A: They’re both filling stations.

Q: What has teeth, but no mouth?

A: A comb.

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?

A: You have a hole in one.

Q: Why did the termite eat the sofa, the chair, and the loveseat?

A: It had a suite tooth.
 
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Q: What does the dentist of the year get?

A: A little plaque.

Q: What does an orthodontist do on a thrill ride?

A: She braces herself.
Tooth Jokes Questions: What does an orthodontist do on a thrill ride? A: She braces herself.  in a blue background

Q: Why did the cell phone go to the dentist?

A: It was having trouble with its Bluetooth.

Q: Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during his treatment?

A: He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Q: Why are dentists such good problem solvers?

A: They’re experienced at getting to the root of a problem.

Q: Which teeth do you have to brush?

A: Just the ones you want to keep.

Q: What do you call a bear without teeth?

A: A gummy bear!

Q: Where do killer whales go to get braces?

A: The orca-dontist.

Q: If you brush your teeth at night to keep your teeth, why do you brush your teeth in the morning?

A: To keep your friends.

Q: If Jenny has 32 candy bars and eats 19 of them, what does Jenny have?

A: Probably cavities.
 
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Q: What is an orthodontist’s favorite day of the week?

A: Toothsday.

Q: Why should you be true to your teeth?

A: So, they won’t be false with you.
Tooth Jokes Questions: Why should you be true to your teeth? A: So, they won’t be false with you.  in a blue background

Q: Why are potatoes a dentist’s favorite veggie?

A: Because they are so filling.

Q: What does a dentist give a bear with a terrible toothache?

A: Anything it wants.

Q: When should a snowman make an appointment to see the dentist?

A: When he gets frostbite.

Q: What did the tuba player buy at the drug store?

A tuba toothpaste.

Q: Why did the patient start shouting after he left the dentist?

A: He just had all caps put on his teeth.

Q: What do you get when you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A: A long-neck toothbrush.

Q: Why does the ant hang out at the bakery?

A: Because it has a sweet tooth.

Q: Why do teeth move?

A: Shift happens.

Q: What did one tooth say to the other?

A: Get your cap on; the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Q: What is the dentist’s favorite day of the week?

A: Toothsday.
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Q: Why did the dentist and her boyfriend break up?

A: They fought tooth and nail.

Q: Why did the Storm Trooper want his teeth whitened?

A: To get rid of the dark side.

Q: Why was the god of Thunder so quiet after he got his tooth pulled?

A: Because he was too Thor.

Q: Did you see the new documentary about wisdom teeth on Netflix?

A: It’s called an Inconvenient Tooth.

Q: Why did the vampire’s breath stink so badly?

A: Because he had bat breath.

Q: What’s one word you never want to hear from your dentist?

A: Oops.

Q: What’s the most popular hiking trail for dentists?

A: Mount Brushmore.

Q: Why does your tongue hate going to the dentist?

A: It always leaves it feeling depressed.

Q: What do you call a boat fill with dentists?

A: A tooth ferry.

Q: Why is the Securities and Exchanges Commission investigating the dentist?

A: He’s accused of incisor trading.
Tooth Jokes Questions: Why is the Securities and Exchanges Commission investigating the dentist? A: He’s accused of incisor trading. in a blue background

Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Dishes. 

Dishes, who? 

Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!

Q: Why did the two teeth get married?

A: Because they had fallen in love at first bite.

Q: What did the sweet tooth say to the chocolate comedian?  

A: Your joke is cracking me up.

Q: Who brings presents to teeth at Christmas time?  

A: Santa Floss.

Q: What should you put into a slice of cake?  

A: Your teeth.
 
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Q: Which type of dinosaur has the best teeth?  

A: The Flossoraptor.

Q: What do you give an elephant with toothache?

A: Plenty of room.

Q: Which film do dentist’s like best?

A: Plaque to the future.

Q: What did the dentist say to the lumberjack?

A: You’ve got a cavi-tree.

Q: Why are teeth sharp?  

A: Because they do their homework.
Tooth Jokes Questions: Why are teeth sharp?  A: Because they do their homework. in a blue background

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