70 Best Alaska Jokes For Kids

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Alaska Jokes for Kids

There’s snow better way to get your friends and family laughing than with these funny Alaska jokes for kids! We promise you’ll love these amooseing jokes! 

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It’s no secret that we love jokes. They always light up our day and make everyone smile. We know you’ll love these Alaska jokes for kids! They are sure to have everyone whaling with laughter! Whether you are visiting Alaska, live there, or just really think Alaska is cool, you can’t afjord to miss these awesome jokes! 
No need to worry about your kids with these jokes; our Alaska jokes for kids are totemly clean and family-friendly. You’ll love hearing your kids repeat them a tundra of times to all of their friends! For mountains of giggles, be sure to cruise over to our funny mountain jokes for kids and these silly bear knock knock jokes!

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Best Alaska Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Alaska.

Alaska who?

Alaska Santa for a new bike!
Alaska Jokes For Kids Question: Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who? Alaska Santa for a new bike! on a blue background

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Alaska

Alaska who?

Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Alaska.

Alaska who?

Alaska my friend the question then!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Alaska.

Alaska who?

Alaska later, right now I’m busy.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Alaska.

Alaska who?

Alaska later, right now I’m trying to work out where I left her.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Noah

Noah, who?

Noah good joke about Alaska?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

June

June who?

June know how to tell a good Alaska knock-knock joke?
 
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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

June

June who?

June know any good Alaska knock knock jokes? 

Q: Where is the best place to dock your boat in Alaska?

A: “Anchor” age.

Culturally no one in Alaska dates in the winter.

When asked why, one Alaskan replied, “We try, but it is hard to break the ice.” 
Alaska Jokes For Kids Question: Culturally no one in Alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one Alaskan replied, “We try, but it is hard to break the ice.”  on a blue background

Alaska has its own capital!…

Did Juneau that?

Q: What is the most common food in Alaska?

A: Brrrrrrrgers

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

A: Ice Cream! 

Q: Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?

A: Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! 

Ever since my girlfriend moved to Alaska

She has been cold and distant.

People say Alaska sucks because it’s all ice…

but I think it’s a real solid state.

Q: What sort of pudding roams wild in the Alaska?

A: Moose.

Q: Did you hear about the earthquake in Alaska?

A: Sorry, that’s a bad ice breaker.

Q: What do you call your sibling’s daughter that lives in Alaska?

A: Brrr-niece.

Q: Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

A: Just for the halibut.
Alaska Jokes For Kids Question: Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska? A: Just for the halibut. on a blue background

I wonder what my wife’s favorite US state is…

Maybe Alaska.

Q: Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?

A: Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos.

Q: What did the Bering Sea say to the coast of Alaska?

A: Nothing, it Waved!

Q: What did Delaware to the basketball game?

A: Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey.

You can’t drive to the capital of Alaska, you can only get there by train or boat…

Did Juneau that?

Q: How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?

A: By shoveling their driveways!

Q: What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?

A: Icberg-ers with chili sauce.

Q: What’s the most effective way to make it to Russia from Alaska?

A: A boat, a compass and keeping your berings strait.

Q: What do Alaskans sing when they get excited?

A: Who let the sled dogs out!

Q: Why did the Alaskan get frost bite?

A: He was walking around brrrrrrrfooted.
Alaska Jokes For Kids Question: Why did the Alaskan get frost bite? A: He was walking around brrrrrrrfooted. a blue background

Q: Can you name the capital in Alaska?

A: “A”

Q: What is the tallest building in Alaska?

A: The Rasmuson Public Library of course, it has the most stories!

Q: What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?

A: The Alaska Turnpike!
 
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Q: Where do Alaska fish keep their money?

A: In the riverbanks of the Yukon River. 

Q: What has a mouth but can’t eat?

A: The Yukon River!

Q: What runs but never goes out of breath?

A: The Yukon River!

Q: What did Alaska see?

A: The same thing Arkansas. 

Q: What does the average Alaska high school student get on his SAT?

A: Drool.

Q: If a plane crashed on the borders of Alaska and Canada, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived!

I thought I saw an eye doctor when I was in Alaska.

But it turned out to be an Optical Aleutian.
Alaska Jokes For Kids Question:I thought I saw an eye doctor when I was in Alaska. But it turned out to be an Optical Aleutian.  a blue background

I was scared to move to Alaska after I heard that the sun doesn’t shine.

And then, it dawned on me.

Q: What did the Alaska Native’s girlfriend say when she broke up with her boyfriend?

A: “I’m just not that Inuit.”

Q: Did you hear about the Alaska native that didn’t like fish?

A: Yeah, he just wasn’t inuit.

Q: Name a town in Alaska that has no dogs.

A: Dogless Fairbanks

Q: What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A: A bipolar bear

It gets cold in Alaska during the winter.

Juneau what I mean?
 
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Q: Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

A: Just for the halibut.

Q: Did you hear about the Alaska native that didn’t like fish?

A: Yeah, he just wasn’t inuit.

Q: Why don’t hipsters live in Alaska?

A: Everything is cool there already.

Q: What is a Minnesotan’s favorite state to vacation in?

A: It’s Alaska, don’Juneau.
Alaska Jokes For Kids Question: What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in? A: It's Alaska, don'Juneau.  a blue background

Alaskan said to Texan: Stop bragging….

…about how big your state is, or we’ll divide Alaska in half and make you the third largest state.

A safari trip is a trip to the safari.

An Alaska trip is a trip to Alaska.

However, an acid trip is not a trip to acid. It’s a trip to the safari in Alaska.

Q: What do you call an eye doctor living in Alaska?

A: An optical Aleutian.
 
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An American and Canadian walk into a bakery.

The American ordered some Baked Alaska. The Canadian, however, was having Nunavut.

Q: You guys hear about that band from Alaska?

A: They are called New Block On the Kids.

Q: What does an Alaskan accountant and sociopath have in common?

A: They’re both cold and calculating.

Q: Do you know what it’s like to be a fish?

A: I don’t, but Alaska Salmon.

Q: Why did the Alaskan man name his dog Frost?

A: Because Frost bites.

I once killed an adult male Grizzly bear on a ski trip in Alaska with a small serrated knife.

I had no idea grizzlies could ski or where the bear got the knife.

Q: Do you hear about the earthquake in Alaska?

A: Sorry, that’s a bad ice breaker.
Alaska Jokes For Kids Question: Do you hear about the earthquake in Alaska? A: Sorry, that’s a bad ice breaker. on a blue background

I dont know what land got sold to the US by Russia but my mom does…

Alaska.

Q: What food does an environmentalist hate?

A: Baked Alaska

Q: What caused the Alaskan to get frost bite?

A: He was walking around brrrrrrrfooted.
 
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If the Ninja Turtles moved to Alaska,

they would live in Seward.

Q: What do you know about Alaskans?

A: You know the best leaves to use for toilet paper! 

If you can’t imagine life without duct tape,

you might be an Alaskan!

If you owe more money on your snow machine than your car,

you might be an Alaskan. 

If you know which leaves make good toilet paper,

you’re in Alaska.

When the mayor calls you by your first name on the street,

you’re in Alaska.

Q: What is the Alaskan Inuits ancient approximation for the mathematical term “pi”?

A: Eskimo Pi!
Alaska Jokes For Kids Question: What is the Alaskan Inuits ancient approximation for the mathematical term "pi"? A: Eskimo Pi! on a blue background

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