77 Peanut Knock Knock Jokes

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The Best Peanut Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Peanut.

Peanut who?

Peanut going down a slide!
peanut knock knock jokes: Knock, knock! Who's there? Peanut. Peanut, who? Peanut going down a slide! on a brown background

Knock Knock.

Who’s there.

Peanut.

Peanut who.

Peanut, butter open the door!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Noah

Noah, who? 

Noah good joke about peanuts?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

June

June who?

June know how to tell a good peanut knock-knock joke?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

June

June who?

June know any good peanuts knock knock jokes?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash, who?

No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
peanut knock knock jokes: Knock, knock!
Who's there? Cash. Cash, who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts! on a yellow background

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one!

More Peanut Jokes

Q: What do you call a prison for peanuts?

A: A peanutentiary.

Q: What do you call rich peanut butter?

A: Jif Bezos
 
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I made a suitcase out of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

It’s jam packed.

Q: Why did the man with the peanut allergy die in prison?

A: He was sentenced to the nuthouse.

Q: What do peanuts wear on their feet?

A: Cashews

Q: What kind of nuts urinates?

A: A peanut.

I’m gonna go buy a car shaped like a peanut butter jar.

I’ll be back in a Jif.

Q: Have you heard the rumor about peanut butter?

A: I don’t want to spread it

Q: What did the peanut say when the almond tried to pick a fight with it?

A: Cashew outside!

Q: Why are peanuts afraid of going out?

A: They’re afraid of getting a-salted
peanut jokes: Why are peanuts afraid of going out? A: They're afraid of getting a-salted on a yellow background

I know a guy who thinks he’s a peanut shell.

He’s a real nutcase.

Q: What do Southerners have in common with peanut butter?

A: They are both usually in bread.

Q: Have you heard of the peanut butter song?

A: It’s my jam.

Peanut butter was driving his toast when suddenly…

..there was a jam

Q: What do you get when a dyslexic tries to make a gif?

A: Peanut Butter.

Q: Why was the peanut so salty?

A: Because it got R O A S T E D.

Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

A: An astronut.

I don’t like peanut butter…

it just isn’t my jam.

Q: What fish tastes great with peanut butter?

A: Jellyfish

One of these days, I’m going to go fishing for complements.

I hope I catch some peanut butter and jelly.
peanut jokes: One of these days, I'm going to go fishing for complements. I hope I catch some peanut butter and jelly. on a yellow background

Q: Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam.

Q: What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

A: “Yes, what is it?”

Q: Why did the peanuts and m&ms decide to eat some trail mix?

A: Oh, they had their raisins.

Q: Did you hear about the peanut who was being interrogated?

A: He finally cracked

Heard about the peanut that walked through Central Park?

It was assulted.

Q: Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

A: He was a”salted”

Q: What do you call a peanut with a cold?

A: Cashew!
 
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I fed this kid peanut and he almost died.

I guess some people take No Nut November way too seriously.

Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?

A: The Shell station!

Q: How do you catch an elephant?

A: Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut!
peanut jokes: How do you catch an elephant?  A: Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut! on a brown background

Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?

A: Garden hose!

Q: Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?

A: The Snack Bar!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?

A: I’m not telling you. You might spread it!

Q: What did the apple say to the peanuts?

A: You’re Nuts!

Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?

A: Nothing, peanuts can’t talk

Q: What is another name for a kidney-stone?

A: A pee-nut!

Q: Why did the peanuts run across the busy road?

A: Because they were nuts!

Q: What kind of nuts hang?

A: wallnuts.

A vegan walked into a bar…

and asked the bartender:

“Are these cruelty-free peanuts?”

Q: What do you call a nut that has to pee?

A: Peenut
peanut jokes: HWhat do you call a nut that has to pee? A: Peenut on a brown background

Q: Why are elephants always so broke?

A: They work for peanuts.

I just made a playlist for hiking in California. It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries.

I call it my Trail Mix. 

I can’t read Charlie Brown comics anymore.

Turns out I’m allergic to peanuts. 

As much as they tried, the ladies couldn’t get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.

He was a bit of a wall nut.

Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?

A: The Shell station! 

Q: How do you make a peanut laugh?

A: You crack it up.
 
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Q: What do you call a soft peanut?

A: A fluffernutter

Q: I once got in a rap battle with a peanut.

A: He was roasted. 

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut, pistachio and cashew?

A: It was nut funny!

Q: Why did the peanut never come to school?

A: Because everyone was allergic to him.
peanut jokes: Why did the peanut never come to school? A: Because everyone was allergic to him. on a brown background

Did you hear about the peanut that wanted to be a teacher?

It wanted to go into macadamia.

Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?

The Reese’s was in pieces.

I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway…

just in case there’s a traffic jam.

Q: What do you call peanuts with guns?

A: Packing Peanuts.

I am a judge for peanut beauty pageants.

My job is pretty nuts.

Q: What did the peanut say to the moon?

A: Nothing.. Peanuts don’t speak. 

Q: What did the aggressive walnut say to the group of peanuts?

A: You better hope I don’t cashew outside!!

The peanuts are running around the yard playing tag…

The peanut that is It keeps yelling, “I’m gonna cashew!”

Most people don’t know where peanuts grow.

It’s totally underground.

My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.

I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.
peanut jokes: My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.  I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant. on a yellow background

Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is from olives.

I’m not ever buying any more baby oil.

Q: Why did the squirrel want a pay rise?

A: They were paid peanuts!

Q: What do you call a nut with a hairy lip?

A: A moustachio! 

Q: Which nut loves chess?

A: A chess-nut! 

Q: What do chipmunks like to watch on TV?

A: Anything on Nut-flix! 

Q: What smells like nuts but is invisible?

A: A squirrel’s fart! 

Q: What’s a peanut’s favorite Shakepeare line?

A: To be or nut to be! 

Q: What noise did the nut make when it sneezed?

A: CAAAA-SHEW! 

Q: Where’s the best place to find out facts about nuts?

A: The inter-nut! 

Q: What’s the most valuable kind of nut?

A: A cash-ew!
peanut jokes: What’s the most valuable kind of nut? A: A cash-ew! on a brown background

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