30+ Candy Riddles For Kids That Are Sweet

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If you love to make all your friends laugh, our candy riddles for kids are a real treat! These clean, wholesome jokes will have everyone asking for more!

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I love to always be ready with some sweet jokes or riddles to put a smile on someone’s face, and these candy riddles for kids are so much fun! I love to try to stump my family and friends, and then see them melt into giggles when they hear the punchline! You won’t want to miss out on these hilarious candy riddles for kids!

No need to worry; our candy riddles for kids are kid-friendly and appropriate for everyone, so you won’t feel sour when you hear them coming out of your kids’ mouths. They’ll love memorizing them and sharing them with all of their friends! For more yummy jokes, be sure to check out our donut jokes for kids and cupcake jokes for kids!

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Candy Riddles For Kids

Q: What do you call candy that was stolen? 

A: Hot chocolate
Candy Riddles For Kids Question: What do you call candy that was stolen?  A: Hot chocolate on a blue background

Q: What is a martians favorite chocolate bar?

A: A mars bar

Q: What kind of candy does a zombie refuse to eat?

A: Lifesavers

Q: What kind of beans don’t grow in garden?

A: Jelly beans

Q: What do you call a crab that doesn’t share his Valentine candy?

A: A sellfish shellfish
 
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Q: I am a food that is so sweet…a red and white curled big or little holiday treat.

A: Candy cane

Q: What is black and sticky?

A: Licorice

Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A: A candy baa

Q: What candy is named after a famous former baseball player?

A: Baby Ruth

Q: What candy bar is like the red planet?

A: Mars bar
Candy Riddles For Kids Question: What candy bar is like the red planet? A: Mars bar on a pink background

Q: What candy is a happy nut?

A: Almond Joy

Q: What’s the candy that is a favorite day for working people?

A: Pay Day

Q: What candy has two female pronouns?

A: Hershey’s

I have stripes but Im not a zebra
I look like a hook but have nothing to do with Peter Pan
Im normally red and white but Im not the Canadian flag
I can be eaten but Im not a strawberry jelly sandwich
Im minty but Im the opposite of toothpaste

What am I?

A: A candy cane!

If you took 5 chocolates from a box which contained 21 chocolates, how many chocolates would you have?

A: 5. You took 5 chocolates, so you would have 5.

Q: What do Chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?

A: They are all better rich!

Q: How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

A: First, invade ze kitchen.

Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
 
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Q: What kind of candy is never on time?

A: ChocoLATE

Q: What kind of bars won’t keep a prisoner in jail?

A: Chocolate bars
Candy Riddles For Kids Question: What kind of bars won't keep a prisoner in jail? A: Chocolate barson a pink background

Q: I am the most popular sweet treat given on Valentine’s Day.

What am I?

A: Chocolate

Q: What candy is a famous swashbuckling trio of old?

A: Three Musketeers Bar

It sometimes comes as a slab
And sometimes comes as a chip
And sometimes it is a bar
Or fondue in which to dip

What could it be?.

A: Chocolate

You might look just like a shepherd

If you hold a big one of me

The stripy colors make it look

As though Canada’s my country

What am I?

A: Candy cane

Q: Sneers or chuckles in an evil way

A: Snickers
 
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Q: Not the rapper, but a whole lot nuttier

A: Peanut M & M’s

Q: What a magician with a speech problem performs.

A: Twix

Q: Someone who drops things.

A: Butterfinger.

Q: Where Earth can be found.

A: Milky Way

Q: Small hills in a field

A: Mounds
Candy Riddles For Kids Question: Small hills in a field A: Moundsa purple background

Q: Best day of the week

A: Pay Day

Q: An animal that you have to build

A: Kit Kat

Q: A Pennsylvania town.

A: Hershey

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