50 Cowboy Riddles For Kids That Make You Go YeeHaw

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Saddle up for the funniest cowboy riddles for kids around these parts! We reckon these kid-friendly riddles will have your whole family laughing! 

Every good cowboy knows that riddles and jokes are a guaranteed way to bring smiles and laughs to everyone!

These cowboy riddles for kids will keep you guessing and giggling with each punchline! Round up your friends and family, and grab these funny cowboy riddles today! 

No need to fret about our cowboy riddles for kids; they are clean and appropriate for cowpokes of all ages.

You won’t find yourself fit to be tied when you discover your young ’uns repeating them to everyone they know! Lasso these riddles below and start sharing them with all of your friends!

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Cowboy Riddles For Kids

Q: What do cowboys like on their salad?

A: Ranch dressing!
Cowboy Riddles For Kids Question: What do cowboys like on their salad? A: Ranch dressing! on brown background

Q: Why did the cowboy go out and buy a wiener dog?

A: Because someone told him to “get a long, little doggie.”

Q: What does the cowboy say when his dog leaves?

A: Doggone!

Q: Why wouldn’t the cowboy play chess?

A: He didn’t want to lose his horse.
 
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Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals?

A: On the range.

You are a cowboy. The cowboy is riding bareback on a paint horse. The horse falls down breaking its leg. The sun is setting quickly and the nearest house is 3 miles away. The chance of rain that night is at 75% The chance of snow is 33% What color is the Cowboys hair?

A: Whatever color your hair is.

Q: What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

A: Bronchitis (bronc-itis)

Q: What has six legs, two arms and wears hat?

A: A cowboy

Q: How do cowboys ride steers?

A: With Steer-ing wheels.

Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.
Cowboy Riddles For Kids Question: What do you call a happy cowboy? A: A jolly rancher. on green background

Q: Why did the cowboy have poo in his mustache?

A: Cause he’d been lookin’ for love in all the wrong places.
 
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Q: A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?

A: The horse’s name is Friday

Q: What did the cowboy say to the pencil?

A: Draw

Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

Q: What do they call cowboy Santa?

A: Jolly rancher!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?

A: Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Q: What do you call an egg white with cowboy boots?

A: A western omelette!

Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus Rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?

A: Tyrannosaurus tex!

Q: What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?

A: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Q: Which tree do cowboys love most?

A: The horse chestnut tree.
Cowboy Riddles For Kids Question: Which tree do cowboys love most? A: The horse chestnut tree. on green background

Q: Why did the cowboy get so many laughs?

A: Because he was always horsing around!

Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?

A: Because they’re too heavy to carry!

Q: What zen life lesson do cowboys teach their cows?

A: Try to turn the udder cheek and moooove on.

Q: Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

A: He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Q: Why don’t cowboys shoo the flies buzzing around them?

A: It’s easier to let them go bare foot.

Q: Why did the cowboy make a bed out of straw?

A: To feed his night mares.
 
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Q: How did the cowboy get to the hockey game?

A: On a Zam-pony

Q: How did the cowboy know his cattle were behind him without looking?

A: He herd them.

Q: Where do cowboys cook their chili?

A: On the range.

Q: What did the cowboy say to the artist?

A: Draw, pardner.
Cowboy Riddles For Kids Question: What did the cowboy say to the artist? A: Draw, pardner. on orange background

Q: How did the cowboy become so rich?

A: His horse gave him a couple of bucks every day.

Q: Why did the bow-legged cowboy lose his job on the ranch?

A: He couldn’t keep his calves together!

Q: Which Hollywood cowboy could always start a campfire?

A: Flint Eastwood

Q: What was the cowboy’s reply when he was accused of passing gas in the stage coach?

A: Darn Tootin’

Q: What’s the first cowboy rule of filling up a canteen?

A: Always go upstream from the herd.

Q: Who do the Cowboy zombies battle every season?

A: The DEADskins.

Q: Where do cowboys go to think things over?

A: The ponder-osa.
 
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Q: Why did the cowboy get so many laughs?

A: Because he was always horsing around!

Q: How did the cowboy burn his chaps?

A: From riding on the range.

Q: What does cowboys make when the sun comes up?

A. Shadows.
Cowboy Riddles For Kids Question: What does cowboys make when the sun comes up? A. Shadows. on orange background

Q: Where do cowboys feed their herd lunch?

A: The calf-eteria.

Q: What was the name of the frog cowboy?

A: Hopalong Cassidy

Q: What lesson did the cowboy teach all of his children?

A: Never squat with your spurs on.

Q: Who wrote the book “Talk Like a Cowboy?”

A: Hal D. Yall.

Q: What basketball team do the cowboys root for?

A: The Spurs.
 
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Q: What did the cowboys think about the campfire?

A: They gave it GLOWING reviews.

Q: Where were the cowboys driving their cattle to?

A: Upstate Moo York.

Q: How do cowboys get a cow to keep quiet?

A: Press the moooote button.

Q: What time is it when a cow sits on your cowboy hat?

A: Time to get a new cowboy hat!

Q: What do cowboys put on their pancakes?

A: Log Cabin syrup
Cowboy Riddles For Kids Question: What do cowboys put on their pancakes? A: Log Cabin syrup on brown background

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