70+ Squealing Pig Riddles You’ll Love

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Pigs are smart animals. Let us see if you are as bright as a pig with these silly pig riddles for kids. We aren’t pulling your curly tails about this. These pig riddles are great and will entertain piglets of all ages.

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Whether on a farm, a zoo, or at your house reading Charlotte’s Web, these pig riddles for kids will earn you a blue ribbon. Riddles and jokes are a fantastic way to play with your kids. Life is no picnic, so a bit of humor can bring fun into the everyday things our families have to do. These pig riddles will make you giggle in a car, at a restaurant, or waiting in line.

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70+ Best Pig Riddles for Kids That Will Make You Squeal

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  • This provides meat that you would eat when breakfast you are makin’. A chicken is what gives the eggs and this is what gives bacon. Pig
  • What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of pork would go skyrocket
  • What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A teddy boar!
  • What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork
  • How did the pig get to the hospital? In a Hambulance
  • What makes more noise than a squealing pig? Two squealing pigs
  • What do pigs bring to the beach? A surf-boar-d
  • What do you call pigs that write letters to each other? Pen Pals
  • Where do flying pigs go? Hogwarts
  • This is a farm animal, I’m not talking about a cow. It’s the one that gives us pork and the female is a sow. Pig
  • Why was the pig given a red card at the football game? For playing dirty!
  • What kind of ties do pigs wear? Pigs-ties!
  • How do pigs share top secret messages? Invisible Oink
  • What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig!
  • What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog
  • What do you call a pig that does karate? A Porkchop
  • What is the most common Halloween outfit for a pig to dress up as? Frankenswine
  • You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Which animal in the room is the smartest? You, hopefully
  • This is a type of animal which has a curly tail. A female is called a sow and a boar is the male. Pig
  • Why did the pig want to become an actor? Because he was a real ham
  • What’s a pig’s favorite sport? Mud wrestling
  • Why can’t you play basketball with pigs? Because they will “hog” the ball!
  • What was the pig’s favorite ballet? Swine Lake
  • Why was the pig given a red card at the football game? For playing dirty!
  • Why should you never ever tell a pig a secret? Because they love to squeal out loud!
  • This animal gives us meat on which you sometimes dine. It gives us tasty bacon and it’s sometimes known as swine. Pig
  • You have seven pens and nine pigs. You must arrange the pens so that each pen has an even number of pigs. Zero is not allowed, nor will it work. How do you do this? Stack the pens
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  • Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road? Because he was a slow-pork!
  • I have a pet, his body is full of coins. Piggy bank
  • What do you call a car made of pigs? A “ham”borgini
  • Why did Momma Pig leave her husband? Because he was a boar
  • What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly? A road hog
  • Why did the pig take a bath? The farmer said, “Hogwash”!
  • What did the falling space rock say when it landed in a pig farm? Move over bacon, here comes something Meteor!
  • What do you call an angry pig? Disgruntled
  • What is it that has a power socket on one end and a corkscrew on the other? Pig
  • What did the little piglet want from the swine? A piggyback ride home
  • What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine
  • Hidden in the poem below, a female’s name you’ll seek; just read adn listen to the rhyme, but please, don’t take a week! MYSTERY POEM: A pig that is not dirty, I might just one day see; but pigs and soap suds do not mix, in bathtub history! What is the female name you hear? DAISY
  • Why did the pig spread a blanket on the ground? He wanted to have a pig-nic
  • It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good? A Pig
  • I live on a farm but I’m not a horse. I help provide what you might eat at breakfast but I’m not a chicken. I provide meat but I’m not a cow. I have a snout but I’m not an anteater. I’m found in a pen but I’m not ink. What Am I? Pig
  • A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him? Filthy rich!
  • What do you get when you throw a pig into the bushes? A hedge-hog
  • What happened when the pigpen broke? The pigs had to use a pencil!
  • What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
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  • What position do pigs play on the baseball field? Short-stop
  • Which animals are famous painters? Pablo Pig-caso and Vincent van Goat!
  • What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter “F”
  • My first is twice in apple but not once in tart. My second is in live but not in heart. My third is in a giant and also in ghost. Whole I’m best when I am toast. Pig (P. I. G )
  • What do you give a sick pig? An “oinkment”
  • What do you call the story of the three little pigs? A pigtail
  • Where do pigs go for a rest? To their ham-mock
  • What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig? Eggs and bacon
  • What do you get when you cross a pig and superman? The Man of Squeal
  • What did the pig say when the farmer caught him by the tail? That is the end of me
  • A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have? Ten cows. We can call the pigs cows, but it doesn’t make them cows.
  • Where do lumberjacks keep their pigs? In their hog cabin
  • What do you call a pig with a sunburn? Bacon!
  • What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig? A porkchop
  • What pen should never be used for writing? A pig pen
  • This is the most famous bank where children keep their assets. Piggy bank
  • We are little verbal creatures. Each of us with different features. The first of us in glass is set. The second you can find in jets. The third is trapped in tin. The fourth is boxed within. Now the fifth may try and hide, but it can never leave your side. An adopted sibling we also have but he only appears when pigs fly. What are we? The vowels A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y
  • When was pork first introduced into the Navy? When Noah brought Ham into the ark
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  • Why was the pig a bad teammate? He was a ball hog
  • My body has a dozen heads or more, My tails don’t wag when you walk in the door. Count the ways you can hold me tight, Or use me for a special night!What Am I? A piggy bank
  • What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs
  • What famous pig signed the Declaration of Independence? John Hamcock!
  • What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon
  • What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business? A nosey porker!

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