75 Best Cat Jokes That Meow With Laughs

Furball fans and comedy connoisseurs, do we have a treat for you with these historical cat jokes! So grab a seat and get ready to hear these purr-fect cat jokes you are sure to love!

If any critter deserves a round of applause (and a sunny spot on the windowsill), it’s these purr-fect jesters. They’re not just chasing shadows or pouncing on invisible foes; they’re delivering a purrformance, and we’re the lucky audience.

So, gather around, furry friend lovers! Fluff up that favorite pillow, pour yourself a warm cup of milk (or perhaps tea), and prepare to be tickled whisker-deep. Because today, we’re not just scratching the surface of humor – we’re diving straight into the cuddly, often chaotic world of cat comedy! Ready your catnip and laser pointers, for we’re about to embark on a meow-tastic journey of laughter and feline fun!

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Best Cat Jokes

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Q: What do people in England call little black cats? Kittens.
Q: What color do kittens love the most? Purrple.
Q: What do you call a cat who lives at the beach? Sandy claws.
Q: What do you call a cat that can sing? A furr-midable vocalist!
Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice Krispies.
Q: What do you call a cat who became a doctor? A first-aid kitten.

Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? Boo-hoo, I’m paw.
Q: What animals do witches say make the best pets? Black cats – because they’re purr-fect.
Q: What was the black cat’s favorite dessert? Mice pudding.
Q: What do you call a flying cat? I’m-paws-sible.
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Q: What’s the best grade a black cat can get on a math test? 100-purrrcent.
Q: What do you call when you cross a black cat with Saint Nicholas? Santa Claws
Q: Which of the black cat’s friends was good at baseball? The bat.
Q: What is a black cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
Q: What do baby cats always wear? Diapurrs.
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare play? Romeo and Mew-liet!
Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.
Q: What do you call a cat police force? Claw enforcement.

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Q: What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse.
Q: What normally happens when kitties go on a first date? They hiss.
Q: What did the mom cat say about her intuition? “I just had a strong feline.”
Q: What happened after the cat ate a ball of wool? She had mittens.
Q: What kind of musician do cats like to be? Purr-cussionists.
Q: Why did the kitten want to go to medical school? To become a first aid kit
Q: What is a cat’s favorite school subject? HISStory.
Q: Where did the first black cat fly? Kitty-hawk.
Q: How is a black cat like a coin? It has a head on one side and tail on the other
Q: What state has the most black cats? Petsylvania
Q: What did the cat say when she got stuck in the hole? Help meow-t.
Q: Why do cats make terrible DJs? They always paws the tunes.
Q: Where do black cat’s sit on airplanes? In fur-st class.
Q: What happened when the cat ate the clown fish? It felt funny.
Q: What should you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
Q: How does a cat sing scales? Do-re-me-ow.
Q: What do cats have to do in the morning? Read the mews-paper.
Q: Why did the black cat throw his milk bowl? He wanted to see a flying saucer.
Q: Why was the cat so upset? Because he was in a bad mewd.
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school? Mewsic class!

Q: Why was the cat using the computer for hours on end? He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Q: Why do cats always win video games? Because they have nine lives.
Q: What did the cat say after making a bad joke? “Just kitten.”
Q: Why did the cats ask for a drum set? They wanted to make some mewsic!
Q: How does a cat sing scales? Do-re-me-ow
Q: What made the cat upgrade his phone? He wanted to finally get pawtrait mode.
Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat? When you’re a mouse!
Q: What is the official magazine of black cats? Good Mousekeeping.
Q: What’s equal to a black cat’s dime? 10 purr cents.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a squid? An octopuss.
Q: Before a cat fight, what is usually said? “Hold my purrse.”
Q: Which day of the week do cats love the most? Caturday.
Q: What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
Q: What song do kittens always request at dances? Mice Mice Baby.
Q: What do cats call a big pile of laundry? A meowtain to climb.
Q: What sports do cats play? Hairball.
Q: Why can’t a group of cats get together to play cards? There are too many cheetahs.
Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duck? It has quackers in its mouth!
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite game to play? Catch!
Q: How do cats stop crimes? They call claw enforcement.

Q: How does a cat decide what he wants from the store? He flips through the cat-alog.
Q: Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The re-tail store.
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
Q: Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family? “Let us prey.”
Q: When a cat doesn’t want to say goodbye, what do they say instead? “See ya litter!”
Q: What do cats look for in a significant other? A great purrsonality.
Q: How does a cat count? Mew, mew-mew, mew-mew-mew…
Q: What should you say to your cat when you leave for school in the morning? Have a mice day.
Q: What do black cat use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their claws pointy.
Q: What do you call a black cat in high school? A kit-teen.
Q: What do black cats wear on Halloween night? paw-jamas!
Q: How do cat owners know their cat has a good influence on their life? Their cats motivate them to remain paw-sitive in every situation.
Q: Why did the cat get mad when you didn’t laugh at his joke? He took it purr-sonally.
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
Q: How is a black cat like a candle? They’re both wicked.
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite game to play? Hide and meow-s seek!
Q: What’s a cat’s condiments? Catsup!
Q: Why did the kitty get an “A” on their English assignment? They properly used an independent claws.
Q: Where do cats enjoy spending a family day? The mew-seum.
Q: How do you know your cat used your computer? Your mouse has teeth marks on it

Q: How can you spell mousetrap using only three letters? C-A-T
Q: What hobby do black cat’s do in their spare time? Witch crafts.
Q: What do black cats drink on cold days? Kit-tea.
Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark.
Q: Where did the kittens go for their school field trip? The mewseum.

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