75 Best Scarecrow Jokes That Make You Chuckle

Happy fall, y’all! Are you a lover of the cornfields and countryside humor? If you said yes, you are in the right place for these fun scarecrow jokes!

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It is so easy to mistake scarecrows because of their still stance, but there is much more than meets the eye! These scarecrows are one of a kind and epically funny. We’re about to entertain you with some rip-roaring scarecrow jokes to honor this iconic figure’s lighter side!

I can hear the murmurs, “Scarecrows are somber guardians of our crops. Can they really be funny?” Let me put your hearts at ease. There’s nothing more heartwarming than a shared chuckle. And trust me, if scarecrows had a voice, they’d be laughing right alongside us.

So, gather ’round, everyone! Tuck away your gardening gloves, don that straw hat, and get ready to chortle and chuckle. Because today, we’re not just meandering through the fields – we are marching into a world of humor, led by our straw-stuffed friends! Now, without further delay, let’s journey into the delightful world of scarecrow snickers and farmyard fun!

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Best Scarecrow Jokes

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Q: What did the scarecrow do after the big bad wolf blew down the pig’s straw house? He rebuilt his family!
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat spicy food? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Q: Why did the scarecrow lose the race with the cabbage? The cabbage was always a little ahead.
Q: What was the name of the scarecrow DJ? Turnip the beet.
Q: What did the scarecrow get paid for his job? A good celery.
Q: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite movie? “The Wizard of Strawz”!
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow want to play baseball? His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: What do scarecrows like to do on weekends? Go to the corn-ival.
Q: How do you get a scarecrow out of jail? Pay the straw bale.
Q: Why do camels hate scarecrows? Because scarecrows just love to break the camel’s back one straw at a time.
Q: Why did the scarecrow refuse to eat the vegetable soup? Because he was afraid of the stalk.
Q: Why don’t scarecrows go for dinner with farm animals? It costs them an arm and a leg!
Q: What do scarecrows do for fun? They go on hayrides.
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Eva. Eva who? Eva see a scarecrow?
Q: Who stole the scarecrow? The first little pig.
Q: Why did the scarecrow have to be the one to feed the horses? He picked the short straw.
Q: Why did the scarecrow say to the corn stalk on Halloween? Your costume is a-maize-ing.
Q: What moos and is made of hay? A scarecow!
Q: Who is the most famous scarecrow detective? Strawlock Holmes.
Q: Why are you so good at being a scarecrow? Hay, it’s in my jeans!

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Q: How does a scarecrow drink his juice? With a straw.
Q: How did the scarecrow take out the zombie? He beet him, then turnip his neck, then put hay fork in the head!
Q: What did the scarecrow say on a hot day in Oz? If I only had some rain!
Q: What did the scarecrow name their baby? Hay bail!
Q: What did the scarecrow say to the first little pig? Gimme my hay back!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Amageddon who? Armageddon away from that scarecrow!
Q: How much does the farmer pay a scarecrow for a days work? He couldn’t give a stuff.
Q: What do you call a scarecrow that’s not being used? A sparecrow!
Q: Where do scarecrows go at night? To the dance floor to do their famous sweeping dance moves!
Q: Why did the homeless scarecrow say when out begging? Hay man! Do you have any spare straws?
Q: What has no bones and catches flies? A scarecrow baseball player.
Q: How do scarecrows say hello? Hay!
Q: Why don’t you draw straws with a scarecrow? They might unravel.
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat much for dinner? It was already stuffed!
Q: Why don’t scarecrows eat? They’re already stuffed.
Q: How do scarecrows drink? With a straw!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, there is a scarecrow coming after me!
Q: Why can’t scarecrows be the church musician? They don’t have any organs.
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Chuck. Chuck who? Chuck to see if the scarecrow is gone.
Q: What was the scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries.

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Q: How do scarecrows decide who should be the head scarecrow? They take a straw poll.
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow go to the dance? He had no body to dance with.
Q: What’s got paws and claws and stands in the middle of a field? A bearcrow!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Hope. Hope who? Hope the scarecrow keeps birds out of our garden!
Q: Why did the city dwelling scarecrow keep going to the all you can drink restaurants? To stuff himself full of new straws!
Q: Why did the scarecrow cross the road? To get away from the cows!
Q: Why did the scarecrow stand up comic fail? Because all his jokes were corny.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Albi. Albi who? Albi hiding from scarecrows this Halloween!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ice Cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream when I see a scarecrow.
Q: How do scarecrows vote? They take a straw poll!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Terri. Terri who? Terrified of scarecrows…
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hayden. Hayden who? Hayden from the scarecrow.
Q: What is a scarecrow’s vehicle of choice? An Autumn Mobile
Q: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite subject in school? Straw-nomics!
Q: Why did the scarecrow bring a pencil to the field? To draw a crowd!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Butter.Butter who? Butter watch out for that spooky scarecrow!
I think scarecrows are amazing. Nothing holds a candle to them.
Q: What happened to the scarecrow? The first little pig took him!
Q: Why couldn’t the scarecrow sky dive? He didn’t have the guts.
Q: Why did the scarecrow climb up the tree? A cow wanted to eat him.

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Q: Why are the scarecrow’s jokes so bad? They’re too corny!
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite holiday food? Stuffing.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow avoid hanging out with cows? Because it could cost him his arms and legs.
I saw a female scarecrow and I said hay girl.
Q: What do you say when you find your scarecrow has been stolen? That’s the last straw!
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow go to the scary movie? He didn’t have the guts.
Q: Why did the scarecrow go to the dance? To see the boogie man.
I was driving past a field today when I saw a scarecrow trying to fight with another scarecrow. I thought to myself ‘those poor guy are just clutching at straws’!
Q: Why did a scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field.
Q: Why is it hard to hug a scarecrow? Because you’re clutching at straws!
Q: Who solved the mystery of the missing scarecrow? Strawlock Holmes.
Q: Why was the scarecrow the best vegetable grower? He was outstanding in his field.
Q: What did the scarecrow want to be for the circus? The strawg man.
Q: What crop did the scarecrow stand over? Beets me.
Q: Why was the scarecrow losing the race with the cabbage? The cabbage was always a little ahead!

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