150+ Best Autumn Jokes To Fall For With Laughs

Ahoy, leaf-lovers and pun-pumpkin enthusiasts! Can you feel it? That cool, crisp breeze that carries with it the scent of spiced lattes and the crunch of fallen leaves? Autumn is here, and so are the fun autumn jokes!

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Some might think of autumn as just a prelude to winter, a gentle transition from sun-soaked days to frosty mornings, but if you peel back those layers of sweaters, you’ll find a season bursting with humor. Every rustling leaf seems to whisper a joke, every pumpkin appears carved with a secret smile.

So, pull up those woolly socks, Autumn lovers! Grab your favorite mug brimming with hot cocoa, and nestle into your snuggest blanket. Today, we embark on a laughter-laden journey through falling leaves and frolics. Get your rakes ready and your laughs because we’re about to dive, feet first, into the crunchy, chucklesome realm of autumn anecdotes!

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Best Autumn Jokes

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Q: What’s the devils favorite spice? Sin-er-man
Q: What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch!
Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch.
Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
Q: What do farmers wear under their shirt when they’re cold? A har-vest.
Q: What’s the loudest sound in the forest at autumn? A squirrel eating berries from the tree
Q: What time of year do people get injured the most? In the fall.

Q: What did the tree say to autumn? Please leaf me alone!
Q: What do you get if you eat too much pumpkin pie? Autumn-y ache!
Q: How did the tree get a new job? She had the right qua-leaf-ications.
Q: Who are the most religious people on McDonalds? Chipmunks
Q: What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
It’s the first day of Autumn so let’s make like Humpty Dumpty! And have a great Fall!
Q: How do fall leaves get from place to place? With autumn-mobiles.
Q: What did the customer say at the farmer’s market? That’s quite a load of crop you’ve got there.
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite nursery rhyme? Little BOO Peep.
Q: Why are apples so bad in interrogations? They always crumble
Q: What did the oak tree say when autumn came around? Leaf me alone.
Q: What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf.
Q: What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall? Sep-timberrrrrr.

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Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What is an owl’s favourite part of autumn? Owl-ween!
Q: What is the best book to read in autumn? Gourd of the Rings.
Q: How can one tree contact another tree? Through a teleafone.
Q: Why do trees drop their leaves in the fall? It’s autumn-atic.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf, who? Leaf the keys.
Q: Who threw the best Halloween party this year? The ghost-ess with the most-est!
Q: Which pumpkins can swim the best? The coast gourd.
Q: Which emperor do skeletons love the most? Napoleon Bone-aparte
Q: What do you call a dude who really likes autumn? A fall guy!
Q: How are you supposed to talk in the apple library? With your incider voice.
Q: What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
Q: How many books do you read at fall? I usually leaf through a couple of them.
Q: What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you!
Q: Why do owls prefer summer over autumn? It’s too wet to woo!
Q: Why was the man shopping for Reynolds Wrap? His wife wanted to see fall foilage.
Q: What is the cutest of all seasons? Awwwtumn.
A girl named Autumn tried to prank me. I didn’t fall for it!
Q: What did one leaf say to the other? See you next fall!
Q: How do you like your apple pie? Any way you spice it.

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Q: What part did the turkeys play in the Thanksgiving Day parade? They played their drumsticks.
Q: Why didn’t they let the fat epileptic into the Halloween party? He didn’t fit
Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall? Because it’s too far to walk.
Q: What did the squash with an identity crisis say? I’m A – Corn! (It was an Acorn squash – credit to Holly!)
Q: What did a tree fighting with autumn say? That’s it, I’m leaving.
Q: What’s the best band to listen to in autumn? The Spice Girls.
Q: How do trees get on the internet? They log in!
I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer… But he had a horrible fall!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Q: Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Q: What did the summer say to the spring? Help I’m going to fall!
Q: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Q: What’s a ghost’s favourite nursery rhyme? Little BOO Peep
Q: What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves? The Great Barrier Leaf.
Q: What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? Your teeth.
Q: What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi
Q: Which month is a Rock Star’s favourite? Rock-tober.
Q: Which monster is red, round and only comes out in the autumn? Frankenapple!
Q: What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves!
Q: Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall? They were autumn mated.

Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out-standing in his field.
Q: Why are maple trees so forgiving? Every Fall they “Let It Go”
Q: What did the sad ghost say to its friends? I’ve got a case of the boos.
Q: What room are ghosts not allowed to enter? The living room.
Q: What do short-sighted ghouls wear? Spooktacles
Q: Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall? Because they’re easily stumped.
Q: Why is autumn the proudest season? It’s fall of it
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Iva. Iva, who? Iva bunch of leaves that need raking!
The police arrested 2 men for stealing batteries and fireworks… They charged one and let the other one off!
Q: What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall? May the forest be with you.
Q: Why do trees try new things so often? Because every autumn, then turn over a new leaf.
Q: Which pigs hide in bushes? Hedgehogs
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
Q: What did the pie crust say to the turkey? I crusted you!
Q: What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest? Report it to the leaf of police.
Q: Why was the autumn vegetable stew so valuable? It contained 24 carat gourd
Q: Did you hear about the tree that deserted the forest at the end of fall? He was absent without leaves!
Q: Which monster is red, round and comes out in Autumn? Frankenapple.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wool. Wool, who? Wool you grab me a sweater? It’s getting cold outside!
Q: What is a fires least favourite month? No-ember.

Q: What’s the slowest way for an ant to get down from a tree? Sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.
Q: Who’s a ghoul’s favourite artist? Edvard Monster Munch
Q: How do you know it’s autumn in the forest? You see lots of “fall”-en leaves!
Q: What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there? Tell him I can’t see him.
Q: Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn? It was on paid leaf.
Q: Where does Neil Young put his cornflakes? On this harvest spoon
Q: What do you call a man in the pile of colourful leaves? Russell.
Q: What is a scarecrows favourite type of fruit? Straw-berries!
So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter… Its a shame because he had such a great fall!
Q: What do you call a pumpkin that’s in a bad mood? A grouchy gourd!
Q: Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling.
Q: What’s the best kind of weather for growing guns and roses? November rain
Q: Why did summer catch autumn? Because autumn had a fall.
Q: Why isn’t your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Q: What’s James Bond’s favorite hot drink? Pumpkin spy-ce latte.
Q: What did autumn say to summer? “Make like a tree and leave!”
Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school? The Crossing Gourd.
Q: Why did the courgette, the pumpkin and the butternut squash get on so well? They were gourd friends
Q: Why are trees very forgiving? Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.
Q: How did the tree explain its bad behaviour? It said it was getting ready to turn over a new leaf.

Q: Why did no one laugh at the oak tree? He kept telling acorn-y jokes
Q: Why did the tree get in trouble? For being knotty!
Q: What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Q: What do you call a small pepper in late autumn? A little chili
Q: Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam.
Knock! knock! Whos there? Aunt. Aunt, who? Aunt you glad it’s fall?
Q: What did the ground say when fall came? Well that’s a re-leaf.
Q: What kind of key can’t open doors? A tur-key
Q: Who plays James Bond best in an autumn orchard? Pears Brosnan
Q: Why are trees so carefree and easygoing? Because every fall, they let loose.
Q: Who led all the apples to the bakery? The Pie Piper
Q: What did one autumn leaf say to the other? I’m fallin’ for you.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange, who? Orange you glad it’s autumn?
Q: Why do trees hate tests? Because they get stumped by the questions!
Q: What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.
Q: What kind of vehicle did they use for the hayride? An Autumn-mobile, of course!
Q: What do you call a spider that just got married? A newlyweb
Q: Why did the lions move at the end of summer? Because the pride goeth before the fall!
Q: What did the farmer tell the crying apple orchard keeper to do? Grow a pear
Q: What kind of apple isn’t an apple? A pineapple.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the fall? Because it’s quicker than walking.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive looking at the autumn leaves!
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.
Q: How do you tell a vampire to have a good time? Make it fang-tastic!
Q: Why was nobody scared of the tree? His bark was worse than his bite.
Q: What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? A woolly jumper
Q: Why did the apple pie cry? It’s peelings were hurt!
Q: What are you studying in math class this autumn? Apple pi.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Willie. Willie, who? Willie carve a funny face in his pumpkin?
Q: What do you call a squirrel that can play the piano? A musical nut!
Q: What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable? Squash.
Q: What happened when the turkey got in a fight? The stuffing was knocked out of him.
Q: Why couldn’t the neighbors finish their yard work? They had too many rakes and pains.
Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm!
Q: Why should you always eat mushrooms in the morning? It’s the breakfast of champignons
Q: What reads and lives in apples? Bookworms.
Q: What’s the main course? Oh, it’s fowl.
Q: What do you call a tree that fits in your hand? A palm tree!
Q: Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Q: What do you call a group of witches that live in the same neighborhood in the autumn? A broomstick community!

Q: What did the autumn tree say to the evergreen tree? “You’re so pine!”
Q: What did the customer say at the farmer’s market? That’s quite a load of crop you’ve got there.
Q: How are you supposed to talk in the apple library? With your in-cider voice.
Q: Why was the trampoline cold? She didn’t have a jumper
Q: What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving? Good-pie everyone.
Q: What did the apple say to the pie baker? Use cherries instead.
Q: When is an orange not an orange? When it’s a pumpkin.
Q: What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I’m hollow inside.
Q: If the Pilgrims were still alive, what would they be most famous for? Their age.
Q: What do trees say when autumn comes? Don’t leaf me this way
Q: What kind of parent makes their kids costume from scratch? Mummy of the year.
Q: Why are apples so bad in interrogations? They always crumble.

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