125+ Best Festive November Jokes That Make You LOL

Greetings, chilly chortlers and November lovers! Do you sense that? The playful nip in the air, the whisper of winter’s promise, and the faint aroma of soon-to-be roasting chestnuts? As trees bid farewell to their last leaves and sweaters become our coziest allies, there’s one month that stands tall, ready to tickle our funny bones with its unique blend of humor. Drumroll, please… enter the ever-mischievous, undeniably unpredictable November! If there’s a month that deserves a chuckle (and perhaps an extra layer of clothing), it’s this frolicsome forerunner of winter. So, let’s dive into these Festive November jokes.

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Many people might consider November a simple bridge between the spookiness of October and the festivity of December. But let’s lean in closer, and you’ll hear the giggles bubbling just beneath the surface. Every gust of wind seems to carry a jest, and every early sunset seems to wink cheekily, hinting at the mirthful mysteries the month holds. It’s as if November, with its moody skies and swirling leaves, is hiding a joke book behind its back, ready to share with those in the know.

So, lace up those boots, friends! Warm your hands around a mug of hot cocoa and prepare to indulge in the most delightful of November nuances. Today, we’re diving deep into the crunchy, crisp world of November jokes. From early snowflakes to Thanksgiving turkeys, we’re here to serve up a generous helping of humor, November style!

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Best November Jokes

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Q: Why was the music fan’s ears ringing? He just got through Rock-tober!
Q: Why did the star explode during Autumn? It was Super Nova-mber.
Q: What do you call someone who commits arson in late November? A Sagi-terrorist.
Q: What’s the opposite of November? Yesvember.
Q: Why should you make sure your bonfire night is well timed? Otherwise it will be bang out of order!
Q: How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd.
Q: What’s the difference between Yam and Jam? Y and J.

Q: What game do mice love to play? Hide and squeak.
Q: What’s the most negative month of the year? NO-vember.
Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerk-ey!
Q: Why do some people love November? They fall for it every year.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award in November? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Omar. Omar, who? Omar gosh, it’s November already!
Q: Which month is black and feathery? Crow-vember!
Q: What is the best way to catch a squirrel? Act like a nut.
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Q: What do New Orleans football fans look forward to in November? All Saints Day!
Q: Why is it so easy to trick a leaf in November? They fall for anything.
Q: What do you call someone who commits arson in late November? A Sagi-terrorist.
Q: Which month is all about feet? Toe-vember!

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Q: How do you stop a spaceman’s baby from crying? You rocket!
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google!
Q: Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving? Because everything is marked down after the holidays.
Q: What do lawyers wear in November? Lawsuits.
Q: Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in November? They were autumn mated.
Q: What is the most common question the Finnish detective asks a suspect? “What were you doing the night between November and May?”
Q: Which month is the best for boating? Row-vember!
Q: What do ducks put in their soup? Quakers.
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Q: What was Humpty Dumpty’s favorite month? November, because he had a great fall.
Q: What happened in November when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Q: Which month takes ages? Slow-vember!
Q: What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrr-ple
Q: What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
Q: Why was the Mayflower sailor put in a time-out? He was naughty-cal.
Q: Why did a scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field.
Q: What is the most popular college in November? The Electoral College.
Q; If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day? November thirst.
Q: Which month is furry and lives in the woods? Novem-bear!
Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite type of movie? Anything with “chick flicks”!

Q: What is a dog’s favorite snack? Pup-corn
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vampire? A “fowl”-blooded creature!
Q: How do you fix a gourd? With a pumpkin patch.
Q: How should you hunt deer in November? With an autumn-atic rifle.
Q: What happens when cranberries get sad in November? They turn into blueberries.
Q: When is the best time to plant things? Grow-vember!
Q: Why did the man put peanut butter on the street? To go with the traffic jam.
Q: What do you call a cold turkey on Thanksgiving Day? “Brrr”-d!
Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
Q: What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? Good-pie everyone.
Q: Which holiday is Dracula’s favorite in November? Fangs-giving.
Q: What’s the best dance to do in November? The turkey trot.
Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
Q: What does a frog eat with his hamburger? French flies.
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red in November? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Q: What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? Have peck-nics!
Q: What did one autumn leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you, and I can’t leaf you alone!
Q: When is an orange not an orange? When it’s a pumpkin.
Q: What did the ghost say when it found out it was November? It’s boo-tiful outside.
Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The drumstick!

Q: What’s a potato’s favorite game to play in November? MASH.
Q: What candy do bumblebees love the most? Bumble gum.
Q: What do you call a turkey that’s not polite? “Fowl”-mannered!
Q: What showed us how much the Mayflower liked America? The way it hugged the shore.
Q: Why did the turkey sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
Q: What do you call a turkey that’s been cooking for hours? A “slow-roasted” turkey!
Q: Why are trees so care free and easy going? Because every fall, they let loose.
Q: In which month should you never ask to borrow money from someone? NO-vember.
Q: When is the best time to cut your lawn? Mow-vember!
Q: What’s a pencil’s favorite place to visit? Pencilvania.
Q: Why did the football team go to the bank in November? To get their quarterback!
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
Q: Why do birds fly south in November? Because it’s quicker than walking.
Q: Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick? The nearest doc.
Q: What’s got a beak and gets set off on the 5th of November? A fire-quacker!
Q: What key has legs and can’t open doors? A turkey!
Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? “Rock” and roll!
Q: What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on a hill? An eggroll.
Q: What is the cutest season of the year? Awwwtumn.
Q: Why is my gun so excited for October? Because it’s a semi autumn addict.

Q: What side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
Q: Why did the turkey go to the doctor in November?It had stuffing congestion!
Q: Why did the bubble gum cross the road? It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!
Q: Why did the Granny Smith apple cry? It’s peelings were hurt.
Q: How did Mayflower sailors say hello to each other? They waved.
Q: What is November such a cute month of the year? Because it’s in awwwtumn.
Q: How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America? On the Mooooo-flower.
Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Apple gobbler!
Q: Why did the turkey go to school? To get “stuffed” with knowledge!
Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Featherball!
Q: What do you call a turkey with an evil plan? “Poultry”-geist!
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
Q: What kind of apple isn’t an apple? A pineapple.
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like to listen to? Plymouth Rock.
Q: What happened in November when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Q: What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread? May flour.
Q: How did you know a turkey like his dinner? He gobbles it up.
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google!
Q: Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it.
Q: How is an ear of corn like an army? Both have lots of kernels.

Q: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today? Plymouth.
Q: What do pilgrims learn in school? Pilgrammar.
Q: How did they clean their clothes on the Mayflower? Tide!
Q: What do Halloween and Thanksgiving have in common? One has goblins, the other has gobblers.
Q: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
Q: What do New Orleans football fans look forward to in November? All Saints Day.
Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-key.
Q: Why did the calendar apply for a job in November? Because it wanted to make some dates!
Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A Har-VEST.
Q: What should you never serve at Thanksgiving dinner? Cranberry jellyfish.
Q: What did the orange pumpkin say to the green gourd? You look a little sick.
Q: What do you call the 1st of November? Octover.
Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
Q: What did the baby corn say to mama corn? Where’s pop corn?
Q: What did the gourd say to the green pumpkin? Why orange you orange?
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like to listen to? Plymouth Rock.
Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners.
Q: What’s a pilgrim’s mother called? Pilgranny.
Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Gobble-y goop!
Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they would break!

Q: How did the detective solve the mystery at the orchard? He pressed the apples for clues.
Q: Who isn’t hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he’s already stuffed.
Q: If there were still Pilgrims alive today, what would they be famous for? Their age!
Q: Why did the farmer enter the cider contest? He loved all the apple-ause.
Q: What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
Q: What do comedians call Thanksgiving? Pranks-giving.

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