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120 Hilarious Ant Puns
- Q: Where do ants go on vacation? Frants
- Q: Why don’t anteaters get sick? They’re loaded with antibodies.
- Q: How did my house react to the ant infestation? My father doesn’t care; he’s oblivious.
- Q: Why do ants work hard in the army? Because they end up being addressed as Lieutenants.
- Q: What would you get from crossing an ant with something else? An antphibian.
- Q: How do ants navigate through the jungle? They follow the ant- trails.
- Q: What do you call an elegant ant? Fantsy
- Q: What do you call an ant who won’t obey? Defiant
- Q: What did I have to do after unintentionally walking on an ant? I had to summon an ambulance.
- Q: What happened when an ant realized I was sad? It did a hilarious ant dance. He was on anti-depressant medication.
- Q: What kind of ant did I meet that was a genius? A genius ant.
- Q: What do you call an ant that can lift heavy objects? A power-ant lifter.
- Q: What’s an ant’s favorite type of movie? Action-ant films with lots of ant-suspense.
- These tiny creatures never cease to amaze me.
- An ant’s favorite vacation destination is Fr-ants.
- An ant from overseas is import-ant.
- A good-looking ant is h-ant-some.
- You’re outst-ant-ing.
- Everyone needs a m-ant-or.
- I’m shredding docum-ants.
- The audi-ants loved the show.
- We’re going on an ant-ernational trip.
- Q: Why did the ant sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse.
- Q: Why don’t ants get tired of working so hard? They’re persever-ant.
- Q: How did I embarrass an ant trying to drink green tea? Whenever it tried to tell me it was allergic to milk, I was embarrassed.
- Q: What is the biggest ant in the world? An elephant
- Q: Why was the ant so good at math? Because he could count on his fingers!
- Q: What kind of ant is good at adding up? An account-ant.
- Q: What do you get when you cross an ant with a potato? A common tater.
- Q: What kind of trouble were the tick and the ant getting into? All kinds of trouble.
- Q: Where do ants vacation every year? In Antigua, it’s unbeatable.
- Q: What are all male ants? Uncles.
- Q: What was my mother’s reaction when she told me ants are tiny? She never saw an elephant.
- Q: Why was the ant blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- The ant’s favorite sport is ant-tagonizing humans.
- This ant that.
- We give out c-ant-y on Halloween.
- The ant that’s a theoretical physicist is Albert Ant-stein.
- Ants sneeze into a h-ant-kerchief.
- The company made major investm-ants.
- It remains ant-ouched.
- I don’t trust ants who tie their shoes together. They seem like con-ants.
- When the ants discovered a new food source, they declared it an ant-ticipation feast!
- A group of ants is an ant-ourage.
- It’s the little mom-ants that matter.
- Q: What kind of ants stand out from the crowd? Fantastic ants.
- Q: What did my backyard ants notify me about? They will be crossing the border and becoming emigrants.
- Q: What is the best type of ant to help you decide? A consultant.
- Q: What’s an ant’s favorite dance move? The ant-enna.
- Ants are like tiny superheroes, always working together to save the colony.
- Ants are the ultimate survivors.
- You look so f-ant-sy.
- I’m shopping at the ant-ique store.
- There was a sc-ant-alous event.
- We’re going to see an ab-ant-doned house.
- There’s a differ-ants.
- He has an acc-ant.
- You did an excell-ant job.
- There’s no “I” in ant, only teamwork.
- Ants use Ant-droid phones.
- An ant that likes finance works as an account-ant.
- Ants follow the queen’s dem-ants.
- An ant’s favorite bear is the p-ant-a.
- Ants: small in size, big in teamwork.
- Young ants are obedi-ant.
- We have the evid-ants.
- At a gl-ants.
- I love your ant-husiasm.
- When ants make a sandwich, they always use ant-chovies as a topping.
- Ants surf the ant-ernet.
- We’re celebrating your achievem-ants.
- She’s the perfect c-ant-idate.
- The company has an excellent br-ant.
- St-ant up for yourself.
- Ants are great at organizing, they have an ant-erior motive.
- Q: What did I forget about? The ant-niversary.
- Q: Who has been extensively studied in scientific research among ants? Albert Antstein.
- Q: How did the first ant behave when tempted to sin? He was unwavering and couldn’t be persuaded.
- Q: Why do ants smell so good? Because they wear deodorant
- Q: What do you call it when ants run away together? Antelope
- Q: Why did the ant go to the doctor? Because he felt antsy.
- Q: Where do ants go on vacation? Fr-ant-ce!
- Q: What do you call an insect that’s always on the move? A m’ant’hatter!
- Q: How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? Tenants
- Q: What did the fortune teller use to convince me it was an ant? She produced an ant, and I was convinced it was a fortune teller.
- Q: Why am I tired of my brother’s behavior? I’m tired of his anti-ics.
- Q: What happened to the ants that ran away to get married? They bolted.
- Q: Why did the ant never get mad? Because he was always antsy.
- Q: How do ants serve their drinks? On a m’ant’lepiece!
- Q: What’s an ant’s favorite sport? Cricket, it’s a real hit!