Imagine a world where Saturdays are not just for chores or outings, but for unleashing a tsunami of laughs. With all the Saturday silliness, the punchlines are as leisurely as a brunch and as refreshing as a weekend getaway. Whether you’re a fan of sleeping in or getting out to explore, these Saturday jokes are tailored to make your day a little lighter and a lot more fun.
So, fluff up your pillows, pour that second cup of OJ, and let’s bask in the glow of weekend wit. Whether you’re planning an adventure or simply enjoying the calm, these Saturday jokes are your ticket to a day filled with laughter and ease.
For even more weekday giggles, check out our Friday Jokes.
Best Saturday Jokes
- Q: On Saturday afternoons, what do chicken families do? They go on peck-nics.
- Q: On a Saturday, how do you make a blonde laugh? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
- Q: Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days? Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.
- Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben counting the days to Saturday…
- Q: Why did Hercules stay up late on weekends? He thought sleep was for the week…
- Q: On Saturday nights, where do cows go? To the mooooovies.
- Girlfriend: Hey look this ice cream place has sundaes for $4.50! Boyfriend: How much do Saturdays cost?!
- Q: What do you call somebody who only experiences extreme anxiety on Saturday and Sunday? A weekend worrier.
- Q: What’s the worst sound on Saturday morning? Alarm clocks!
- Q: Why didn’t the skeleton play well during his Saturday baseball game? His heart wasn’t in it.
- Q: Which day of the week does one need the most? A day between Sunday and Saturday.
- Q: Where do spirits go on Saturday? Nether-land.
- Q: What day of the week cries the most? Saturday
- Q: Why did Saturday put on sunscreen? SUNday was coming.
- Q: Why did the kitty cat miss her game on Saturday? She wasn’t feline well.
- Q: What day doesn’t end with ‘y’? Tomorrow.
- Q: What is Saturday famous for? It is the laundry day of the week.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur, who? Arthur any good movies to watch on Saturday?
- Knock Knock! Who’s there? Sad. Sad who? Sadder day because it’s raining…
- Q: What do ghosts like to do on a Saturday night? Boogie!
- Q: Why are Saturday and Sunday strong? Because all the other days are week days.
- Q: What do you call a Saturday that’s not working? A “weak”end!
- Q: What’s Saturday’s favorite dance move? The weekend shuffle
- Q: Why didn’t Saturday need to go to the gym? He wasn’t a weak day.
- Q: When do Saturdays turn sour? When it turns Sunday.
- Knock Knock! Who’s there? Felix Felix who? Felix-cited about it being Saturday.
- Q: What’s Saturday’s favorite dessert? A sundae, of course!
- Q: Which day of the week cries the most? Sadderday
- Knock Knock! Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Saturday!
- Q: Why was John Travolta in bed all day Sunday? He had a Saturday night fever.
- Q: Why was Saturday night fever so contagious? Because it was spread by disco-inferno!
- Son: Dad, I’m thirsty. Father: I’m Friday. Come over Saturday and we can have a sundae.
- Q: What’s more depressing than realizing that today is Thursday? Wait two days, then it would be a sadder day.
- Q: Why wasn’t Saturday the 14th worried about Friday the 13th? Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.
- Q: Why are Saturday and Sunday the most powerful days of the week? Because all the other days are week days.
- Q: What do cows do on Saturday nights? They go to the mooooovies.
- Q: What does it mean when you wake up on Saturday morning? That you made it though another Friday night!
- Q: Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at Saturday jokes? He didn’t find them humerus.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alec. Alec who? Alec to ride my bike on Saturday mornings.
- Q: What troubles do Ghosts have throughout the whole week? Saturday fright fever.
- Q: What is The Weeknd’s real name? Saturday Sunday.
- Q: What do you call a lazy Saturday afternoon? A snooze fest!
- Q: How does an analog and digital clock spend a Saturday night? They watch a movie.
- Q: Why was the strawberry late to her Saturday soccer game? She was stuck in a traffic JAM.
- Knock Knock! Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to go out on Saturday?
- Q: Why couldn’t I go to a dumpling party on Saturday morning? I had to work on Friday night.
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
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