Welcome to the wild and wacky world of zoo jokes, where the laughter is as untamed as the animals! Are you ready to monkey around with some hilarious jokes? Zoos aren’t just about exotic animals; they’re also about chuckling at the zany antics of our furry, feathered, and finned friends.
In our zoo of snickers, you’ll find that laughter is the universal language, spoken fluently by critters of all shapes and sizes. Whether you’re a fan of the majestic lion or the playful penguin, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone.
So grab your binoculars and your sense of humor, and let’s embark on an expedition of giggles with these zoo jokes. Whether you’re wandering through the wilds of the savannah exhibit or just daydreaming about your next zoo visit, these zoo jokes are your passport to a world of untamed amusement.
Do you love zoo animals? Don’t miss our Bear Knock-knock jokes and our Ostrich Jokes for Kids.
Best Zoo Jokes
- Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Q: What’s a lion’s favorite state? Maine!
- Q: Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don’t know how to cook it.
- Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lilly.
- Q: What do you call an elephant that won’t share? Elfish.
- Q: What animal do you get when you cross a lion with a camel? A chameleon.
- Q: What do you call a sarcastic duck? A wise quacker.
- Q: What do you need to spell Panda? All you need is, P and A.
- Q: Why was the cow scared? She was a cow-herd!
- Q: Why do monkeys like to swing through trees? Because it’s ape-solutely fun.
- Q: Which shoes do squirrels use for walking? Cashews.
- Q: How do you organize a zoo party? You planet!
- Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject? Hiss-story.
- Q: What’s a tiger running a copy machine called? A copycat!
- Q: Why are leopards bad at hide and seek? They’re always spotted!
- Q: What reptile do you get when you cross a lion with a camel? A chameleon.
- Q: How are pandas made? You punch a polar bear in the eyes.
- Q: What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats.
- Q: Where do frogs get their eggs? At the spawn shop.
- Q: What did the father squirrel tell his family? Acorn-y joke.
- Q: What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? Morse toad.
- Q: Where do monkeys get their gossip? On the ape vine.
- Q: What do frogs use to fasten sheets of metal? Ribbets.
- Q: How does a lion move a boat? He uses roars
- Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A gummy bear!
- Q: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? Its shadow.
- Q: How do tigers describe themselves? Purr-fect!
- Q: Why did the lion always lose at poker? He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
- Q: What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
- Q: What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday? It’s roar birthday!
- Q: What game do you never want to play with an elephant? Squash!
- Q: What’s a lion’s favorite candy? Roarange!
- Q: How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web.
- Q: What is the best way to catch a squirrel? Act like a nut.
- Q: What does a lion say to his pride before they go hunting? Let us prey…
- Q: What do you call a group of pandas that make music? Bandas.
- Q: Why did the frog wear a mask and go to the bank? To robbit.
- Q: On which day do tiger eat people? Chewsday
- Q: What do you call a parrot when he can’t fly? A walkie talkie.
- Q: What did the dog say to the elephant? Woof.
- Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow? Roost beef!
- Q: Why should you never play cards in the zoo? Too many cheetahs!
- Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite drink? A banana smoothie.
- Q: What’s striped and goes round and round? A tiger in a revolving door.
- Q: What do you call a lion powered by a battery? A Li-on.
- Q: Why don’t lions like fast food? They can’t catch it!
- Q: Why does a momma kangaroo hate the rain? Because on those days the kids have to play inside
- Q: What kind of ant is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant!
- Q: What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to? Hopera.
- Q: Why are elephants such bad dancers? Because they have 2 left feet.
- Q: What do you call a polar bear in the jungle? Lost!
- Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle bells!
- Q: What kind of socks do pandas wear? They don’t, they have bear feet!
- Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator!
- Q: What do you call a monkey in a spacesuit? An astro-chimp.
- Q: What do pandas say on Halloween? Bam-BOO!
- Q: What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries? An investgator!
- Q: What happened to the frog that parked in the wrong zone? His car was toad.
- Q: What’s the most musical part of a chicken? The drumstick!
- Q: What’s the difference between a fish and a piano? You can’t tuna fish!
- Q: What is a cheetah’s favorite food? Fast food.
- Q: On which day do lions eat the most? Chewsday.
- Q: What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop
- Q: What’s grey with red spots? An elephant with the measles.
- Q: What do you call a female gorilla? A gurl-illa.
- Q: What is frog’s favorite soda? Croaka-cola.
- Q: What type of music do posh frogs listen to? Hopera.
- Q: What do you call a purple gorilla? A grape ape.
- Q: What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits.
- Q: What’s a gorilla’s favorite drink? Chimpan-tea.
- Q: Which frog has horns? A bull frog
- Q: What’s a polar bear’s favorite food? Ice-burgers!
- Q: Why did the hyena sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
- Q: Why do elephants never use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
- Q: What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
- Q: What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon.
- Q: What do ducks watch on TV? Duck-umentaries.
- Q: Where does a tiger sleep? Anywhere he wants to!
- Q: Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because he wanted to pack his trunk!
- Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
- Q: How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button.
- Q: How do you brush a lion’s teeth? Very carefully
- Q: What happens when you cross a wolf with a sheep? You have to get a new sheep.
- Q: What does the elephant keeper wear at the beach? Swimming trunks!
- Q: Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? To the retail store!
- Q: Why did the koala refuse to lend the panda a pencil? Because he didn’t want to give it back with a chewing problem!
- Q: What do pandas drink? Bambooze.
- Q: How can you tell that a frog is angry? When it is hopping mad.
- Q: How do frog secret agents communicate? They use Morse Toad.
- Q: What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison? A kong-vict.
- Q: What is a squirrel’s favorite number? Tree.
- Q: What do you call a tiger who always gets the same scores as one other person? A tie-ger.
- Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow? A watchdog.
- Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.
- Q: What is the biggest type of ant? An eleph-ant.
- Q: What do you call a lioness wearing a dress with flowers on it? A dandy lion.
- Q: Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the other ssssssside!
- Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A sunburnt penguin.
- Q: Why does a tiger make such a good partner? Because its not a cheetah.
- Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
- Q: What do you call a crying camel? A humpback wail!
- Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
- Q: What do lions wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
- Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite game? Hangman.
- Q: What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? “Hop on!
- Q: What does a snake keeper have on his car? Windshield vipers!
- Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite flower? Ape-tunia.
- Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Q: Why didn’t the squirrel hibernate? It was too hiber-late.
- Q: What do you call a male panda? Amanda
- Q: What does a zebra look like? A horse behind bars.
- Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon? Voice mail.
- Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!
- Q: What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
- Q: Why do all ducks fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.
- Q: What does a frog eat with his hamburger? French flies.
- Q: Which kinds of snakes are found on cars? Windshield viper?
- Q: How do tigers like their cheese? Grrrrreated
- Q: What do you give a seasick elephant? A very big bag.
- Q: What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink? A juice pouch.
- Q: Why did the monkey go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling well.
- Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster.
- Q: Who’s the best at maths in the zoo? The adder!
- Q: What do you get when you put a bird in the freezer?A ch-ch-chilly bird!
- Q: What was the wolf in the butcher’s shop arrested for? Chop-lifting.
- Q: What do you call a lion with chickenpox? A dotted lion.
- Q: Why are tigers bad at story telling? They only have one tail!
- Q: What do you call a monkey in a suit? An ape-ril fool.
- Q: What happened when 100 hares escaped from the zoo? Police had to comb the area!
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