Best Zebra Jokes: Side-Splitting Humor for Animal Lovers

Are you ready to gallop into the wild world of zebra jokes where every stripe is a stripe of laughter? Zebras aren’t just about black and white; they’re about tickling your funny bone in technicolor.

In the land of laughs, the zebras tell jokes that make even the lions roar with laughter. These zebra jokes are sure to make your spirits gallop too. Why did the zebra put on a striped sweater? To keep its wit sharp and its humor in line!

So, let’s trot into this joyous journey of jests. Whether you’re in the deepest jungle or just lounging at home, these zebra jokes are the perfect way to add a little wilderness of wonder to your day.

Check out even more jokes like our Soccer Jokes and our Crab Jokes.

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Best Zebra Jokes

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Q: Why did the zebra bring a map to the party? To make sure it didn’t get lost in a sea of stripes!
Q: Why did the zebra become an artist? It wanted to paint the town in black and white!
Q: What is black and white with red dots? A zebra with chickenpox.
Q: What do you call a zebra who joined a fraternity? A zebro
Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A: A zebra!
Q: Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra? The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
Q: Which animal is the oldest? Zebras, because they are still in black and white.
Q: What’s black and white and blue? A sad zebra.

Q: What’s a zebra’s favorite game? Hide and stripe!
Q: What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A horse in disguise!
Q: Why do zebras love to read? Because they’re into black and white literature!
Q: What’s black and white and red all over? A sunburned zebra!
Q: What did the zebra say before leaving? I’ll be white black.
Q: What happened when the leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra? He was spotted.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot.
Q: What does a zebra look like? A horse behind bars? A horse behind bars.
Two male zebras in the zoo started making rap-music. They’re called the Zbruhs.
Q: What does a zebra call his best friend? Zeebros.
Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, red? Half a zebra.
Q: Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra? You can never find the barcode.

Q: What do you get when you cross a zebra with flashing lights? A zebra crossing!
Q: When is the best time to eat a zebra? When it’s stripened.
Q: What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack? Ze brains!
Q: What do you call a singing group with a zebra, a hippo, a goat, a peacock, and a giraffe? Zoo Kids On The Block.
Q: What do zebras have that no other animal has? A: Baby zebras.
Q: Why was the zebra bad at dancing? He had 2 left feet.
Q: What side does a zebra have the most stripes on? The outside!
Q: Why did the zebra bring a pencil to the zoo? To draw its stripes!
Q: What is black and white and red all over? A sunburnt zebra.
Q: When is a zebra-crossing invisible? When it has not been painted yet.
Q: Did you hear about the hungry zebra? It ate like a horse!
Q: What’s black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
Q: What is black, white, and calm all over? A zenbra.
Q: Why was the zebra bad at dancing? He had 2 left feet!
Q: When is a zebra invisible? When it is on a zebra-crossing.
Q: How do you find zebra? Look under zeshirt.
Q: How do zebras keep their fur looking so good? They use a lot of “strip”-shampoo!
Q: Why did the zebra bring a suitcase to the zoo? It wanted to pack its stripes for a wild vacation!
Q: What do you call a zebra that can play the piano? Mozartripes!
Q: How do you compliment a zebra? “You’ve got the best stripes in town!”

Q: What do you call a zebra that can play the piano? A musical genius.
Q: What is black and white with red dots? A zebra with chicken pox.
Q: How do zebras communicate with each other? They use zeb-mail.
Q: How do you organize a zebra party? You herd them together!
Q: Why did the zebra go to school? To learn how to stand out in the field!
Q: What is the difference between a zebra and a horse? A zebra has its pajamas on.
Q: What do you call a zebra lost at sea? A seabra.
Q: Why didn’t the donkey cross the road? Because he saw what happened to the zebra.
Q: What’s black, white, and noisy? A zebra playing the drums!
Q: What do you call a zebra that likes to dance? A zeb-rina.
If I told you I ate zebras……I’d be lion!
Q: What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape-man? Tarzan with stripes.
Q: How do you know if a zebra is happy? It has stripes of joy.
Q: What do the penguins get for their lunch at the zoo? Half an hour, same as the zebras.
Q: Why do all zebras wear glasses? Cause they can’t ze-bruuuh!
Q: Did you know that scientists crossed a zebra and a donkey? They called it a zeedonk.
Q: Why does the zebra bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Q: What’s black, white, and red all over? The slowest zebra in the herd.
Q: What do you get if you cross a pelican and a zebra? Two streets further away!

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