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76 Funny Alligator Puns
- Gatorade – the thirst quencher for every gator.
- Lizard Licks Ice Cream Parlor
- Chomp chomp, baby – that’s the sound of the Gator game.
- Jawsome Seafood Restaurant
- Reptilarium Clothing Store
- The grass is always greener on the other side of the Gator’s pond.
- Alf’s Gator Burgers
- Can’t wait to see the look on his face when he realizes he missed Gator wrestling night.
- Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a Gator to fish, he’ll feed himself for life.
- Don’t be a hater, love the Gator.
- Crocodile Tears Eye Care
- Alli-Gator Nutrition and Health Shop.
- You can lead a gator to the water, but you can’t make him swim.
- Kiss my gator tail!
- Gator-Ade Sports Drink
- That alligator is really good at math. He’s a real calcu-gator!
- Gator bait, anyone?
- See you later, alligator!
- The Swamp Thing Smoothie Shop
- Gator-ally Cool Clothing
- Alli-Gator Bait Tackle and Bait Shop
- Leather and Lizzards Shoe Store
- Chompers Dental Clinic
- That alligator loves to gamble. He’s a real bets-in-the-swamp kind of guy.
- Q: Why did the alligator sign up for Twitter? To get more followers!
- Q: Why do alligators like sunglasses? Because of their crocodile tears.
- Q: Why don’t alligators play hide and seek? Because they aren’t very good at spotting.
- Q: What did the alligator say when he got a job? I finally got a Gator Job.
- Q: What do you call a man who is too big to be eaten by an alligator? A game changer.
- I asked the alligator if he liked cars, and he said he was more of a tailgate kind of guy.
- Q: What do you call a reptile that works for the government? An investi-gator!
- Q: What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
- Q: Why do alligators make great bandmates? They are always on key.
- Q: Why did dinosaurs have more teeth than alligators? Because they got to keep all their baby teeth.
- Q: What do you call an alligator who is a musician? A Crocodile Rock-er.
- Q: What do you call an alligator with a cold? A Snappy-Snout.
- Q: Why did the alligator wear a suit to work? He wanted to look pro-gator-ial!
- Q: Why don’t alligators like fast food? Because they prefer slow food!
- That alligator really knows how to charm the ladies. He’s a real lady-gator.
- Q: What programming language does a nerdy alligator prefer? Java.
- Q: How can you distinguish between a crocodile and an alligator? You keep track of whether it sees you later or after a time.
- When the alligator got a fishing line stuck in its teeth, it went dental-ligator hunting.
- Q: Why did the alligator go to the dentist? He needed his toothy smile fixed!
- Q: Why did the alligator become a goalkeeper? Because he stopped everything in his mitts.
- Q: What is an alligator’s favorite sport? Gator-golf.
- Q: What do you call an alligator who plays the saxophone? A jazzy-gator.
- Q: What do you call an alligator that loves to dance? A disco-gator!
- The alligator was trying to catch the train, but he missed it by a swamp and a holler.
- That alligator is a terrible liar. You can always tell when he’s croc-ing.
- Q: What do you name an alligator who causes other alligators to fight? An agitator.
- Don’t trust an alligator wearing a bow-tie, he’s probably a crook.
- Q: Why did the alligator go to the doctor? He was feeling reptile dysfunction.
- You know you’re in trouble when the alligator starts hissing at you in Morse-code-o-dile.
- Q: What do you call an alligator who wears a vest to work? An investigator.
- Q: Why did the alligator cross the road? To get to the other Muck.
- Q: Why did the alligator take his girlfriend to see a horror movie? He wanted to see her Gator-Reactions.
- Alligators love a good game of poker because they’re always trying to find a way to croc the pot.
- I asked the alligator what he wanted for dinner, and he said ‘whatever bites, honey.
- That alligator is a terrible singer. He’s always off-key-gator!
- The alligator was trying to play the game of life, but he always ended up going down the wrong swamp.
- Q: What’s an alligator’s favorite type of shoe? Croc-odiles!
- Q: Why don’t alligators use cell phones? Because they can’t even hold a dial-a-phone.
- Q: Why did the alligator refuse to go to the dentist? He was afraid of getting a Croc crown.
- Q: What do you call a funny alligator? A comedi-Gator.
- Q: Why did the alligator write his autobiography? To tell his stor-i.
- The alligator singer’s hit song was called Don’t Kroc My Style.
- Q: Why did the alligator go on a diet? He needed to lose a few gnaws.
- An alligator thinking about its next meal is always in a state of famish-nesting.
- That alligator is a real whiz at math, he’s always saying ‘3-4- 5’ instead of ‘see you later’.
- Q: How does an alligator heal a wound? With a swamplaster.
- Question: What do alligators like to do in the water? Answer: Gator-tuba.
- Question: Why did the alligator carry a purse? Answer: He wanted to be Gator-glamous.
- Q: What do you call a group of alligators that play music together? A band of gators!
- Q: Why did the alligator eat a clock? He wanted to find out what time it was!
- Q: Why did the alligator need a loan? He wanted to invest in a toothbrush.
- Q: How does an alligator send a letter in the mail? He uses a Gator-Envelope.
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