66 Funny Bone Puns

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Funny bone puns are sure to tickle your humorous side, even if they hit a little too close to the humerus. Here are some that might just make you laugh until it hurts.


Puns have a unique way of weaving threads of laughter and light-heartedness into the fabric of family life, making them a potent force for bringing families closer together. At their core, puns are a form of wordplay that ignites smiles and laughter, creating a shared experience transcending age and interests. They serve as an accessible form of humor that even the youngest family members can appreciate and participate in, fostering an inclusive environment where everyone can contribute to the fun.

Moreover, puns often encourage a playful use of language, stimulating creativity and learning in a joyful context. This playful engagement with words can turn ordinary moments into memorable ones, building a reservoir of shared family memories. In times of stress or tension, a well-timed pun can act as a gentle reminder not to take life too seriously, offering a brief escape into silliness that lightens the mood and strengthens the bonds between family members. Through this shared laughter and joy, puns not only bring families together but also help cultivate a sense of belonging and mutual understanding, enriching the family dynamic with every chuckle and groan.

66 Funny Bone Puns

  • Bone-jour, mes amis.
  • This is my cont-RIB-ution to Halloween.
  • Always here to be Sternum-p trouble. [Stirrin’ up, get it?]
  • Having a real Halloween Bone-anza this year!
  • Question: My favorite part about Halloween?
    Answer: The treats are all so Crani-yum!
  • We had to discipline the naughty skeleton, so we put him in a rib cage.
  • I want to tell some more funny bone jokes, but I just don’t have the guts to.
  • I went to a school to learn about bones for a while. I’m sad I graduated, I really liked going to osteoclass.
  • A star is bone.
  • Being a skeleton really isn’t all it’s cracked up Tibia.
  • Q: Did you hear about the bone who was feeling down?
    He just didn’t have the stomach for anything anymore.
  • Q: Did you hear about the skeleton who couldn’t handle a broken heart? He just didn’t have one!
  • Q: Why did the ghost refuse to haunt the old cemetery? 
  • Because there was bad ‘moaning’ down there – all that moaning made her feel pretty sacrumy!
  • Q: What did the mommy bone say to the naughty kid bone? “You’re really starting to get on my last nerve!”
  • Q: What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck? Spare ribs.
  • Q: Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs? He marrowly escaped.
  • Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
    He could feel it in his bones.
  • Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
  • Q: How do skeletons keep their bones together? “With a “rib-bon.”
  • Q: What do you call a polite, well-spoken skeleton? BONE-JOUR!
  • Q: Why did the skeleton take up business? He wanted to be a BONEr of a big company.
  • Q: How do skeletons say hello? Bone-jour!
  • Q: Why was the skeleton so famous? He was a skele-ton of fun!
  • Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite inspiring phrase? Carpal diem!
  • “I’m feeling so humerus today,” Tom said with a chuckle, finding it all quite rib-tickling.
  • I asked the skeleton if he wanted to dance, but you could say he was feeling a little ‘dismembered’ about it.
  • The only thing that scares skeletons is people who love eating chicken wings- they’re too close for comfort!
  • This year, I kinda had to abone-don all my plans so I decided to dress the part…
  • Feeling pretty Vertebrae-ve.
  • American skeletons love the history of America. Their favorite part is the bit about Napoleon Bone-a-part.
  • I asked my butcher to give me some t-bones, but instead, he gave me sirloins. It was only when I got home that I realised he’d made a mis-steak.
  • When cabin fever becomes cabin femur.
  • Dressing up as a skeleton was definitely a phlang-enius idea.
  • Q: How do French skeletons say hello? “Bone-jour!”
  • I was worried that my bone humor would fall flat, but then I used my funny bone.
  • Bone lovers always tend to like spending time in the forest. I found out that it’s because they like the s-pine trees.
  • Bone to be wild.
  • This is my cont-RIB-ution to Halloween.
  • As the skeletons say in France… Bone appétit.
  • I have a bone to pick with you…!
  • You know, as they say: Carpal diem!
  • The skeleton couldn’t help being negative. He was just stuck in a spooky mindset.
  • I tried to make a skeleton laugh, but it was tough because nothing tickled its funny bone.
  • When I saw the gap-toothed skull lying on my desk at Halloween; well that’s when everything started getting interesting from cranium city!
  • I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
  • “I broke my leg in a skiing accident,” Tom said with a cringe, feeling like he was knee-deep in trouble.
  • Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
  • Q: What kind of key opens a spooky old door? A skeleton key!
  • Q: Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?  It goes right through them.
  • Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with!
  • Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? “The trom-bone.”
  • Q: What do you call a skeleton that won’t stop lying?
    “A phoney-boney.”
  • Q: What do you call a skeleton who thinks it’s so cool? “A “hip”ster.”
  • Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite biscuit? BOUR-BONE.
  • Q: How do skeletons show appreciation? They give standing ovations, right down to their bones.
  • As the skeletons say in France… Bone appétit.
  • Dressed as a skeleton because I don’t need no body to be happy!
  • Q: Why did I decide on a Skeleton theme? Tibia-wesome, that’s why.
  • I bought my skeleton a new plant to say sorry for all the skeleton joke articles I’d been writing. He absolutely loves his bone-sai tree.
  • It was pretty clear that the skeleton was having a great time at the party. He looked like he was having an osteoblast.
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  • If your friends don’t laugh at these hilarious bone puns, their funny bone is probably broken.
  • I’m a bone-afide Halloween professional.
  • Q: My favorite part about Halloween? The treats are all so Crani-yum!
  • Listen buddy, I wasn’t bone yesterday.
  • The skeleton ordered a pizza with extra bones. It was a real rib-tickler.
  • I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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