173 Fruitastic Fruit Puns

April 6, 2024 by Amanda

Discover a fresh and juicy selection of fruit puns that will add a zest of humor to your day. Perfect for brightening up your social media posts, cards, or any sweet moment

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Puns are a delightful blend of wit and wordplay that spark joy and creativity, making them a fantastic way to lighten the mood and bring people together. They challenge our language skills and cognitive flexibility, often leading to surprising connections and unexpected laughter.

Sharing puns can be a simple yet effective way to break the ice, making conversations more engaging and memorable. Whether it’s through a clever social media post, a witty remark among friends, or a playful pun in a greeting card, puns have the unique ability to add a touch of brightness and humor to everyday interactions.

173 Funny Fruit Puns

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Let’s make a peachy lemonade out of life.
Honeydew you know how much you mean to me?
Don’t let one apple spoil the whole bunch.
Let’s coconut and roll.
You’re the zest in my life.
Going to grape lengths
Thanks a bunch
Squeeze the day
Lime yours forever!
I’m pine-ing for your company
I’m grapeful for our friendship
This is my jam!
Have a pear-fect day
You’re grape in every way
You’ve got a peach of my heart
No fig deal, you got this!
Thank you cherry much!
I find you so a-peel-ing
Lime all yours
You’re plum-perfect

peach perfect fruit pun

Peach perfect.
A good mango is hard to find these days.
Orange you happy to see me?
Eat, drink, and be cherry.
Hold this until lime ready
My lady, your cherry-ot awaits
You’re one in a melon
You hold the kiwi to my heart
Let’s make a grape escape
Don’t be a bad apple
I’m plum-full of love for you!
Citris got real
You’re plum-tastic!
Let’s raisin the bar!
Respect your elder-berries.
Draw the lime
We make a great pear
One in a melon
I love you from my head tomatoes
I’m fig-ging you a lot.

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Let’s lemon-aid each other in tough times.
You’ve got a rind of gold
Life’s a peach, then you pie
Don’t go bananas, just go nuts!
A fresh fresh pear of eyes
Let’s taco ’bout our favorite fruits
Let’s make a grape escape together
They make a great pear!
Grapefruit expectations lead to sweet outcomes.
I’m feeling blue(berry) without you.
I’m bananas for you.
You’re the apple of my pie.
This party is going to be melon-nificent.
You’re pear-fectly grape.
Orange and raspberry, a vibrant duo.
You’re as sweet as a nectarine.
Don’t be such a sour grape.
I’m plum-tuckered out from laughing so much.
You’re a fine-apple and berry mix.
I cantaloupe with you tonight.

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You’re my tropical paradise.
That’s a berry nice compliment.
I guava soft spot for fruit puns
It takes two to mango!
I blueberry much love you.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
You’re hard-core
This pie looks so apple-tizing!
All in due lime.
He doesn’t guava clue!
I’m coco-nuts about you
You want a peach of me?
You’re the cherry on top
Let’s raisin the roof!
Life is just peachy
We were made for peach other.
Zest friends
I’m berry excited to be here.
When life gives you lemons, make puns.
Let’s avo-cuddle.

Respect your elderberries
Just pear-fect
A-pear-antly not
You’re cherry sweet
Pit of despair
Will you be my Valen-lime?
Orange you going to eat that?
Life’s a bowl of cherries!
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!
It happened right before my berry eyes
I’ve been pine-ing for you
Honey, I cherry-ish you
You’re the pineapple of perfection
Thanks! I ap-peach-iate it
Sit down be-cider
You’re berry sweet
Orange you glad we met?
Life is a bowl of fruit
Peeling a little melon-choly
Orange you glad to see me?

You’re peachy keen
You’re a real citrus sensation
Let’s not mango there right now
You’re the pick of the orchard
You’re the cherry on my cake
This is grape news!
You’re the berry best friend anyone could ask for.
You’re my main squeeze, berry style.
Let’s lime and dine tonight.
You make a sour day sweet.
I’m berry pleased to meet you.
Passionfruit for passionate moments.
In the big orchard of life, you’re my favorite apple.
Let’s mango and tango tonight.
Kiwi and apple, tart and sweet like us.
I’m grapeful for your friendship.
You’re berry special to me.
Let’s shake our coconuts
That’s one bad apple of a joke
You’re the main squeeze in this melon juice

Feeling melon-choly? Let’s cheer you up!
Apricot yourself lucky to be here
Lemonade out of lemons, am I right?
Just living the pear-fect life
I find you quite a-peel-ing
When it comes to friends, you’re the pick of the orchard
You’re the pineapple of my eye
Eat, drink, and be cherry
A fruitful discussion
Don’t give in to pear pressure
Pick of the bunch
Let’s go bananas together
I’m berry sorry for the bad puns
I apple-solutely understand
Don’t be a prickly pear-son
Olive you so much
Let it mango
I’m berry fond of you
This fruit salad really blue me away
I appreciate your work, I don’t take you for pomegranate.

You’re grape-tivating!
I’m berry impressed
Don’t be a lemon, be a lime
I’m plum-diddly-umptious
I apple-solutely adore you
I don’t guava clue
This might sound berry funny
Just papaya and chill
Let’s make this a water-felon summer
You’re plum perfect in every way
That’s a stone-ishingly good idea
We’re just two peas in a pod, or should I say two pears in a pack
I’ve been searching for berried treasure
Peach for the stars
I’m berry excited to see you
You’re the pineapple of politeness
Our love will kiwi us through
Get juiced to it
Let’s mango and dance
Life’s a berry full of surprises

Feeling just peachy in the tropics
Let’s not apple-ogize for having fun
This situation is the pits, but we can cherry it up
You’re just peachy keen
Orange you going to join the fun?
Let’s raisin a toast!
You are juice the cutest
Let’s fig-ure it out together
Orange you glad it’s a beautiful day?
I’m bananas for you, let’s never split
Don’t be a rotten apple
This party is berry fun!
Let’s apple-ly get together soon

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