100 Bone-afide Hilarious Skeleton Puns

If you’ve got a bone to pick with someone, make sure to arm yourself with one of these Bone-afide Skeleton Puns. You better watch your funny bone because these puns have no bones about trying to make you laugh!

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We think puns are quite humerus. When our kids were ankle biters, they loved throwing the dog a bone and telling him puns. Puns are great for people of all ages; even people with aching bones find that puns tickle their funny bones!

Instead of watching the skelevision and becoming a numb skull, enjoy spending time with your kids and laughing at these skeleton puns. If you’re looking for bone-us puns, check out these Gold Puns or Hiking Puns to keep your bones rattling with laughter!

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Skeleton Puns to Tickle Your Funny Bone

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Q: Why don’t Skeletons lie? Because they always want Tibia to be honest.
Q: Why do Skeletons love to be stylish? Because they are hipsters.
Q: Why are Skeletons lonely? Because they nobody.
Q: What do Skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs?
Q: What do bony people use to enter their homes? Skeleton keys.
Q: How to make a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bones.
Q: What name would you give to a skeleton that does not work? Lazybones.

Q: How did skeletons use to send mail in the yesteryears? The bony express.
Q: Name the kind of plate skeletons to prefer to eat? Bone china
Q: Who is the most famous skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones.
Q: What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler.
Q: What do skeletons say before dining? Bone-Appetit
Q: What song do skeleton bikers sing while riding? Bone to be wild.
Q: Who is the most famous French skeleton? Napoleon Bon-apart
Q: What do old skeletons complain about? Aching bones
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
Q: Why did Skeleton pupils stay late at school? He was boning up for his exam.
Q: When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bones.
Q: Which is a skeleton’s favorite type of plant? A bone-zaie tree.
Q: Why didn’t the skeletons go to watch scary movies? Because he didn’t have the guts.
Q: Why did the skeleton need to go to the church to play music? Because they do not have any organs.

Q: What is the name of a skeleton who uses a doorbell? A skeleton who uses a doorbell is called a dead ringer.
Q: What was the skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trombone.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? Because he had nobody to dance with.
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest? Nobody
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the hospital? To have his ghoul stones removed.
Q: What’s Skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room
Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trombone, But they have no lungs. So it has to be the bongos.
Skeletons are incredibly lonely because they have nobody!
Skeleton doctors who practice osteopathic medicine are know to bring spare ribs to a potluck!
A melodious solo riff on the polished sax-a-bone of the skeleton was played by the skeleton.
A skeleton was aware of everything that was going to happen in future because he felt it in his bones.
The dissimilarity between the two skeleton teachers of school is one is funny and the other is very sternum.
The skeleton loved cracking jokes, and when others smiled, he laughed and replied “I think I did tickle your funny bone”
Whenever skeletons need to repair their cars, they take them to the body shop.
There was a skeleton who was botanist. His favorite kind of tree was a bon-zai tree.
A skeleton went to the hospital to donate his body for medical sciences.
So the doctor asked him to spine on the dotted line.!
When the little skeleton was not studying for his exams, his father scold him by saying, “why are you not boning up for the exams?”
The skeleton was sick, so he went up to his doctor and said, “I think I am a little sick, I have femu”
People can understand when a skeleton lies. They are bad liars as everyone can see right through them.

Legless skeletons are asked to avoid arguments because they apparently don’t have a leg to stand on.
The skeletons were given the job of finishing the task and could not complete it on time because it was skeleton crew!
A group of skeletons went to a gala dinner. They began their feast by saying bone appetite!
Once, a skeleton was taking a stroll in a wild jungle, and a group of wild dogs chased him. He narrowly escaped the dogs!
The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone. He preferred his cell bone.
The criminal skeleton was arrested by the police and was imprisoned in a rib cage!
Skeleton doctors who practice osteopathic medicine are know to bring spare ribs to a potluck!
The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam
Q: Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school? He just didn’t have the stomach for it.
Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley-Davidson motorcycle? I am bone to be wild.
Q: Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton? In a rib cage.
The skeleton enjoys boney people’s company.
Q: What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks? They had a rattling good time!
Q: How do skeletons text each other? On cell bones.
Q: What is the best way to call a skeleton who is extremely stupid? A numbskull
Q: Why did the skeleton refuse to eat a lot of food? Because he did not have the stomach to do so.
Q: What’s Papyrus’ favorite music video? Spooky Scary Skeletons
Q: Did you hear the one about the baby skeleton? He liked to rattle his bones.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton play golf? Because his heart wasn’t in it
Q: What did the skeleton say when his little brother told a lied? The skeleton said, you can’t fool me, I can see right through you.

Q: What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game? Driving the zam-boney
Q: Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had nobody to dance with.
Q: What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke? Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
Q: What’s a skeletons’s favorite plant? A bon-zai
Q: Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
Q: What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow? A numb-skull.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
Q: How do French skeletons say hello? Bone-jour!
Q: What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell? A dead ringer.
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton? You’re dead to me
Q: Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone.
Q: Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? “Will you marrow me?”
Q: When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone.
Q: What do you call a skeleton who goes to school but doesn’t do any work? Lazy bones.
Q: Why do skeletons hate the cold? It send chills up their spine.
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.

Q: Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Q: What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire too long? He became bone dry.
Q: What kind of TV does a skeleton watch? A skelevision.
Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks? It came back with a skeleton crew.
Q: Why are skeletons so good at telling jokes? Because they have a funny bone.
Q: What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on? Bone China
Q: What is skeleton’s favorite mode of transport? A scare-plane
Q: What does a skeleton fly in if his scare-plane isn’t available? A skele-copter.
Q: What do skeletons say when they se off to sea? “Bone voyage”
Q: What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital? Jawbreakers.
Q: What do skeletons hate the most about the wind? Nothing. It goes right through them
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank? Because he didn’t have the guts.
Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument? A trom-bone.
Q: What ‘s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument? A sax-a-bone
Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch? A spine-tingler.
Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones!
Q: Who is the most famous French skeleton? Napoleon Bone-aparte.
Q: What did the skeleton say to the vampire? “You suck”
Q: Who is the most famous skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones.

Hopefully, you found these skeleton puns hilarious! If you did, leave your favorite in the comments!

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