104 Best Hilarious Easter Jokes To Brighten Your Day

Are you ready to crack open a basket full of egg-ceptional Easter jokes? It’s that time of year when bunnies become comedians, and eggs start cracking up, not just from being dyed and decorated. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!

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These Easter jokes are sweeter than a chocolate bunny and more surprising than finding the golden egg in an Easter hunt. What kind of music do Easter bunnies listen to? Hip Hop, of course!

In this garden of giggles, every hop brings a new joke, and every Easter basket is brimming not just with treats but with chuckles too. Whether you’re in it for the Easter dinner rolls or the Sunday bonnet parades, there’s a joke here to make your Easter more egg-citing.

So, let’s wiggle our bunny ears, prepare our best egg-hunting baskets, and embark on an adventure of Easter laughs. Whether you’re painting eggs or dressing up for the Easter parade, these Easter jokes are sure to add some extra spring to your step. And remember, when it comes to Easter jokes, the more the hare-ier!

For more jokes and laughs be sure to check out our Golf Knock Knock Jokes and our Unicorn Jokes for Kids.

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Best Easter Jokes

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Q: What song is the Easter Bunny’s favorite? “I wanna dance with somebunny.”
Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward? A receding hareline.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: Why did the Easter bunny hide in the kitchen? Because he wanted to keep an eye on the frying pan!
Q: Why are people always tired in April? Because they just finished a march.
Q: What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new color!
Q: What do you call a zen egg? An ommmmmmlet.

Q: Why should you never show Easter eggs in a scary movie? They’re all a little chicken!
Q: Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It’s a tender tail.
Q: What type of movie is about waterfowl? A duckumentary.
Q: What do you say when you just got a new Easter outfit? “Chick me out.”
Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? A Cotton Tale.
Q: Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro
Q: What kind of vegetable is angry? A steamed carrot!
Q: What do you tell your parents before you go to bed on Easter? “Nobunny touch my candy!”
Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Q: What does the Easter Bunny order at Starbucks? Eggs-presso.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke? It might crack up!
Q: What do you call a Transformer Bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? With a hare brush!

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Q: Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee comes after it.
Q: What do you call a bunny with money? A millionhare.
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? John Hop-kins!
Q: What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
Q: What stories do eggs tell their children? Yolk tales.
Q: What else do Easter eggs do for fun? Kara-yolk-e!
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days.
Q: What do you call an egg that can drive? An “Eggmobile”!
Q: How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the gray hares.
Q: How do you make Easter easier? Replace the “t” with an “i”
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter? Eggs-hausted.
Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate bunny.
Q: What does the Easter Bunny say when it does a burp? Eggs-cuse me!
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A smarty pants.
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny live? No bunny knows.
Q: Why did the bunnies go on strike? Because they wanted a celery increase and better bunnefits.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking the eggs!
Q: What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric.
Q: How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
Q: How does Easter end? With an R.

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Q: Would February March? No, but April May.
Q: What do you call the Easter bunny the day after Easter? Tired.
Q: What’s the Easter bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball!
Q: Which song can’t Easter eggs listen to? Beat it!
Q: Why wasn’t the bunny that funny this easter? Because we poached all his best yolks!
Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? Only one because after that, it’s not empty!
Q: What does the Easter Bunny listen to while hiding eggs? Hip hop.
Q: How do you tame a wild hare? Wear an Easter bonnet.
Q: Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? In his Easter casket!
Q: How does a rabbit stay cool in the summer? Hare-conditioning, of course.
Q: What did one colored egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks lately?
Q: What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? A honey bunny.
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat out? IHOP.
Q: How does Easter end? With an R!
Q: Why is the Easter bunny a good listener? He’s all ears!
Q: What seafood do you eat on Easter? An oyster bunny!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny style his fur? He uses hare spray!
Q: How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood? He’s hoppy.
Q: What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail.
Q: Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter? Because they are eggs-tinct!

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Q: What do you call two best friends on Easter? Two Peeps in a pod!
Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.
Q: Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? The bunny hill.
Q: Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Q: What did the frog say when he saw the Easter bunny? “Ra-bbit.”
Q: What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes? You don’t see rabbits wearing eyeglasses.
Q: Where do bunnies go after they get married? On a bunny-moon!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it.
Q: What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Q: What do you call the funniest guest at Easter dinner? The Easter ham.
Q: How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood? He’s hoppy.
Q: What did the Easter bunny get his girlfriend for her birthday? An 18 carrot gold ring!
Q: What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An “Egg-straterrestrial”!
Q: What does one Easter bunny say to another if they want to flirt? You’re ear-resistable.
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store
Q: What should you do to prepare for all of the Easter food? Eggs-ercise!
Q: How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Because then it would be a foot!
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair? A hairless hare!
Q: What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday? “Hoppy Birthday” !
Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.

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Q: What do you do when you eat all your chocolate Easter candy? Give Peeps a chance.
Q: Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? They don’t want to get “beat up”.
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? By doing lots of hare-obics.
Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race? Because an egg beater!
Q: What do you call a dancing chick? Poultry in motion.
Q: What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14 Carrot Gold
Q: Why were the chickens huddled together? They were hatching a plan for the Easter egg hunt.
Q: What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets
Q: What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!
Q: Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter? In the dictionary
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit’s foot with poison ivy? A rash of good luck.
Q: What game does the Easter bunny play at the park? Hopscotch.
Q: What does the Easter Bunny plant next to the green beans in his garden? Jelly beans
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call a mischievous easter egg? A practical yolker!
Q: How does an Easter chick dress for Sunday? Im-peck-ably.
Q: What do you call a baby who’s a little too warm on Easter? A hot cross bun(dle) of joy.
Q: What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
Q: What did the Easter egg say after it burped? Egg-scuse me!

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