105 Best Spring Jokes For Kids To Make the Kids Giggle

Ready to leap into a meadow of mirth where the jokes are as fresh as the daffodils? Spring isn’t just about blooming flowers and chirping birds; it’s also about sprouting smiles and budding belly laughs with these Spring jokes for kids.

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Picture a world where every blooming flower tells a joke, and every bunny is a born comedian. In this land of laughter, the bees buzz with puns, and the butterflies flutter with funny tales.

In our garden of giggles, every spring shower brings a cloudburst of chuckles. Whether you’re a fan of muddy puddles or just love watching the world turn green again, these spring jokes for kids are the perfect way to put a spring in your step.

So, pull on your rain boots, grab your garden gloves, and let’s frolic through a field of funnies. Whether planting seeds in your garden or jumping into puddles, these spring jokes for kids will surely add a little extra sunshine to your day.

For more giggles, be sure to check out our Mountain Jokes for Kids and our Mouse Jokes for Kids.

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Best Spring Jokes for Kids

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Q: What do you call two young married spiders? Newly webs.
Q: What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either? The letter R!
Q: What is an herb garden’s favorite singer? Elvis Parsley
Q: What will happen if you push off a dozen easter eggs downhill? They will become spring rolls.
Q: What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Q: What did summer say to spring? Help – I’m about to fall!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Water.Water, who? Water you doing for spring break?

Q: What do you think the big flower says to the small flower? You are growing up fast bud!
Q: Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business? Because it’s when you can really “rake” in the money!
Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling be
Q: How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants.
Q: What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks in April? FOUL spring weather.
Q: What did the dirt say to the rain? If this keeps up, my name will be mud.
Q: What do you call a deer who enjoys playing in the rain? A reindeer.
Q: What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls? Seasoning.
Q: Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting? Yes, I thaw!
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee comes after it!
Q: Did you see the other day the bed store is having a spring sale? The rest of the bed is still full price though…
Q: Did you hear about the flower who went on a date with another flower? It’s a budding romance.
Q: Which month is the politest when asking questions? The month of May.

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Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
Q: What do you think is the favorite garden of a baker? A flour-garden.
Q: Should I plant flowers in April? May as well!
Q: What happened when the farmer buried the money in the soil? He made the soil rich!
Q: What did the chipper spring breaker say to his beach buddies? Seas the day!
Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a 31–day long March.
Q: What is Spring’s favorite appetizer? A bloomin’ onion!
Q: What month always ask questions and permission? May!
Q: What did the spring say to the airplane? Boeing!!
Q: Why can’t you tease egg whites? They can’t take a yolk.
Q: What do you tell someone who is planning to plant flowers around April? You May-as well!
Q: When’s the best time to wash your Slinky? During spring cleaning.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter, who? Butter bring an umbrella, it’s raining!
Q: How do brand-new spring flowers greet each other? “Hey, bud!”
Q: What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily!
Q: What did the sprout say when he saw his friend? Hey Bud!
Q: Where do cows go for spring break? Moo Jersey.
Q: Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.
Q: Which crime-fighter likes spring the most? Robin

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Q: How does a bee brush its hair? With its honeycomb.
Q: What do you call a cyborg bee? The Pollinator!
Q: What do sheep do on a sunny spring day? Have a Baa baa cue!
Q: What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills!
Q: I heard you bought a new bed! Did you get a spring mattress? Oh no, I use it all year.
Q: What did summer say to spring? Help, I’m going to fall!
Q: What’s a bow that can’t be tied? A rain-bow
Q: When is it impossible to plant spring flowers? When you haven’t botany
Q: What kind of garden does a baker have? A “flour” garden.
Q: Why did the spring breakers miss their flight? They had no spring in their step.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Garden. Garden, who? Gardin’ the door like that is rude!
Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky? During APE-ril
Q: Why do you think the flower refused to ride a bike? The flower didn’t want to ride a bike because it lost all its petals.
Q: How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? There’s a spring in people’s step.
Q: How does the sun listen to its favorite music? On the ray-dio
Q: What do you give a sick bird? TWEETment.
Q: Does February march? No, but April may!
Q: What do you call a bear caught in a spring shower? A drizzly bear.
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring? Pilgrims
Q: Which spring month can’t ever make a decision? MAYbe

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Q: What do you think is the favorite vegetable of a chick? Eggplants
Q: Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
Q: What do you call a bear caught in a spring shower? A drizzly bear.
Q: If there was a country where people only drove pink cars, how would you name it after a flower? You can name it Pink-carnation.
Q: How does the sun listen to music? On its ray-dio!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Rover! Rover, who? Rover the rainbow!
Q: What season is best to go on a trampoline? Spring-time
Q: What did the summer say to the spring? Help! I’m going to fall!
Q: Everyone has these on their face. What are they? Tulips
Q: What is a king’s favorite kind of weather? Reign-y!
Q: What did the mop say to the vacuum? “You clean up nice.”
Q: What goes up when the rain goes up? Umbrellas
Q: What dessert is the most popular during spring break? A beach pie.
Q: When is the most impossible time to plant flowers? When you haven’t botany.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Worm! Worm, who? Worm in here, isn’t it?
Q: How do bees brush their hair? With a honeycomb.
Q: What do you call a well-dressed lion? A dandy lion!
Q: What did the tree say when it first saw spring? What a re-leaf!
Q: What did the seed say to the flower? Ok bloomer…
Q: What month of the year is the shortest? May – it only has 3 letters.
Q: Can bees fly in the rain? Not without their little yellow jackets!

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Q: What is the best mattress for a new bed? A spring mattress
Q: What did the bee say to the flower to make it blush? “Hello, honey.”
Q: What is spring’s superpower? Flower power!
Q: Why are all the birds flying to Florida? For spring beak.
Q: What do gardeners wear on their legs? Garden hose.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beezer. Beezer, who? Beezer buzzing; it must be spring.
Q: Did you hear about the mama bedbug? She’s having a baby in the spring.
Q: What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom? Son-flower!
Q: Did you know we prank one another on April 1? Yes, I’m fooly aware!
Q: What do you say to friends when you meet them on the beach for spring break? “Long time, no sea!”
Q: Did you meet that mushroom over there, I hear he’s the life of the party? He’s a pretty fun-gi!
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower? The B comes after it!
Q: What type of bird should you never take to the bank? A robin
Q: What does an elephant use to pack for spring break? A trunk.
Q: What is the best way to create a bouncy pool? By adding spring water!
Q: What do you call a bowl of cereal in the month of April? Spring break-fast!
Q: Why did the farmer plant seeds in a pond? He was trying to grow a water-melon
Q: What is an egg’s favorite spring break destination? New Yolk City.
Q: Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike on the first day of spring? It didn’t have petals yet…
Q: When is it impossible to plant flowers? When you haven’t botany.
Q: Why do you think Maple trees are forgiving by nature? Because they have learned to Let-it-go!

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