Cinco De Mayo Jokes

Discover these Cinco de Mayo jokes that are perfect for flavoring up your celebrations! From light-hearted jokes to clever wisecracks, our selection captures the festive spirit of this beloved holiday. These jokes are ideal for sharing with friends and family or adding humor to your Cinco de Mayo party or social media posts. Dive into the fun and celebrate the day with laughter!

The best Cinco de Mayo jokes are a delightful blend of humor and cultural celebration, perfect for sharing with friends and family. These jokes capture the essence of the holiday with witty puns and light-hearted humor, making them ideal icebreakers or ways to add a festive touch to your gatherings. Whether you’re enjoying traditional festivities or simply looking for a reason to smile, these Cinco de Mayo jokes are a great way to spread joy and commemorate the occasion together.

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Best Cinco De Mayo Jokes

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Q: Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say “No Trespassing”
Q: I hate Cinco De Mayo! Said no Juan ever
Q: What do you call a sink full of mayonnaise? Sink o de mayo.
Q: What does a cat say on Cinco de Mayo? Happy Cinco de Meow
Q: Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado? I really suck at Guac-a-mole.
Q: What is a good Cinco de Mayo joke? Good Cinco De Mayo jokes are Juan in a million.
I hate tacos… Said no Juan ever.
Happy Cinco de Mayo I hope every Juan has a great day
To all my Americans today: Happy Cinco de Mayo To all my Mexican-American friends: Happy Thursday.
Q: Why did the burrito break up with the nachos? Because it needed some meat time.
Q: When you enter a public restroom, what do you call the fifth sink in the row? Cinco.
Q: How do you disrupt a Cinco De Mayo party? Call Nine Juan Juan.
May the 4th be with you…May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo.
Q: What did one taco say to the other at the Cinco De Mayo party? “Let’s taco ’bout how much fun we’re having!”
Q: Which boy band loves Cinco de Mayo? Juan Direction.

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Q: What is the first thing one must do on Cinco de Mayo? Wake up
Q: What’s honey mustards least favorite holiday? Cinco de Mayo
Q: When you enter a public restroom, what do you call the fifth sink in the row? Cinco.
Q: How do you ask someone out on Cinco de Mayo? Taco chance on me.
Q: How do you break up a Cinco De Mayo celebration? Call Nine Juan Juan.
I invited a lot of people to my Cinco de Mayo party…But only Juan showed up.
Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three…He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres.
I bought a broken Spanish guitar…No strings attached.
Q: How is soda served at Cinco de Mayo? MexiCANS.
Q: How do you find a Mexican during Cinco de Mayo celebrations? Shout loud that the police are coming.
Q: Why was a lady on the roof of a Mexican restaurant? Because her nachos were on the house.
Q: Why did someone throw a cat out of the window? Tequila.
Q: What do penguins love eating on Cinco de Mayo? Brrrrrreakfast
Q: How do you make a burrito laugh? Tell it a hilarious Cinco De Mayo joke
Q: How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask? That’s nacho business.

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Q: Why doesn’t it matter which Cinco de Mayo party you attend? They’re Juan and the same.
Q: What does Thor use to make tacos on Cinco de Mayo? Thor-tillas.
Q: Where do birds go to celebrate Cinco de Mayo? Someplace cheep.
TIL: The Titanic was not just a passenger liner, but also a cargo ship Among other things, it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise bound for Mexico. When Mexico heard that they would not receive it, they were understandably upset, and decided to name a day in memorial of it. And that is how they came up with the holiday…Cinco de Mayo.
Q: What do Asians eat on Cinco de Mayo? Juan-tons.
Q: Why was there a taco party on Cinco De Mayo? Because they knew how to shell-ebrate with a delicious mix of guests!
Q: What’s the best music to play on Cinco de Mayo? The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Q: How should you drink soda pop on Cinco de Mayo? In Mexi-cans!
Q: What did the plate say on Cinco de Mayo? Tonight, dinner’s on me.
Q: What is a balanced diet? Tacos in both hands.
Q: What do ducks make on Cinco de Mayo? Quackamole
Q: What’s a plumber’s favorite holiday? Sinko De Mayo.
Q: What do burritos ask when they meet after a long time? “Hey, how have you bean?”
Q: What do you call a tortilla chip that works out for Cinco De Mayo? A macho nacho.
Q: What do Mexican gamers play on eve of Cinco de Mayo? Borderlands.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the tortilla? It was pretty corny.
Q: What do tacos say on Saint Patrick’s Day? Taco the morning to ya!
Q: What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese
Q: What do you call a cynical cow? Sour cream.
Q: What do you call a nacho drowning in mayonnaise on May 5th? Sinko De Mayo.
Q: What do Mexican youth do on eve of Cinco de Mayo? They Netflix and chili.
Q: What did the firefighter name his two sons? Hose A (Jose) and Hose B.
Q: How do tacos say grace on Cinco De Mayo? Lettuce pray.
Q: What’s your favorite Cinco de Mayo book? Tequila Mockingbird.
Q: Why was the math book so excited for Cinco De Mayo? It couldn’t wait to do some “pi”ñata calculations!
Q: Why did the police officer go to the Cinco De Mayo party? To keep an eye on the guac!
Q: How long does a Cinco de Mayo party last? Juan hour.
Q: Why did the train conductor get arrested on Cinco de Mayo? They had locomotives.
Q: How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
Q: Where do Hispanics celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the US? Chili-con Valley.

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Q: What do you call four matadors in quicksand? Quatro Cinco
Q: What do you call a country musician celebrating Cinco De Mayo? Arriba McEntire.
Q: What does Katy Perry sing on Cinco de Mayo? The Juan That Got Away.
Q: What do you call a Cinco de Mayo party kit that has everything you need? An all-in-Juan.
Q: What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise? Sinko De Mayo!
Q: What’s the only major difference between a great ship and a great Cinco De Mayo party? One has a captain, the other has a guac-tain!
Q: Why did the person go all out on Cinco de Mayo? You only live Juan-ce.
Q: Who’s the wealthiest person in Mexico? Jeff Pesos.
Q: Where can you get the best margaritas for Cinco de Mayo? In the Gulp of Mexico.
Q: Which fast food restaurant has its busiest day on Cinco de Mayo? Juan-dy’s.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a legume your secrets? They tend to spill the beans.
Q: Why do we eat so much Mexican food on Cinco De Mayo? Because it’s the only logical thing to taco ’bout!
Q: Which DJ has the best shows on Cinco de Mayo? Avichili.
Q: Why was the tomato so excited for Cinco De Mayo? Because it couldn’t wait to salsa dance the night away!
Q: What’s my favorite part of a burrito, you ask? I can’t answer. You put me between a quac and a hard place.

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Q: What do you call when beaners host Cinco de Drinko events? A camp.
Q: What did the taco say to the burrito? I love you from my head, tomatoes.
Q: Which country music artist is the biggest fan of Cinco de Mayo? Arriba McEntire.
Q: What did the Krispy Kreme donut sign say on Taco Tuesday? Don’t forget about us today, we have fillings too.
Q: What do you say when you finish eating a burrito? “And it’s a wrap!”
Q: What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila? Stinko de Mayo!
Q: What do penguins like to eat on Cinco De Mayo? Brrrrrrrrritos.
Q: What attacked the nacho while he was out fishing? A tacodile.
Q: Why can’t burritos be trusted? Because they always spill the beans.
Q: How do tacos pray? They start with “Lettuce pray!”
Q: What do you call a baby donkey? A burrito.
Q: What does everyone sing on Cinco de Mayo? “Don we now our gay sombreros”
Q: Why shouldn’t you say jokes about Cinco de Mayo? Because that’s crossing the border.
Q: Why was taco blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: Did you hear about the Cinco de Mayo party? It was Juan-derful.
Q: What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo? Taco about a good time.

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Q: Why aren’t there bad Cinco de Mayo jokes? They’re all 5/5.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Cinco De Mayo? A sand-wedge enthusiast!
Q: How do you know if you’ve had too much Mexican food at a Cinco De Mayo party? When you start “salsa” dancing to every song!
Q: What Disney princess loves Cinco de Mayo? Taco Belle.
Q: How can you get a taco to laugh? Just tickle its shell.
Q: What do Americans call Cinco de Mayo? Drinko de Mayo.
Q: What book do you read on Cinco de Mayo? Tequila Mockingbird.
Q: What did the man call his cat after Cinco de Mayo? A Purrito.
Q: What do you call a tortilla chip that works out for Cinco De Mayo? A macho nacho.
Q: Why do Mexican people wear sombreros on Cinco De Mayo? To keep the sun out of their eyes while they celebrate!
Yesterday was May the 4th be with you or Star Wars Day. Today is May the 5th or Cinco de Mayo. Tomorrow will be the 6th of May or Revenge of the Sixth.
Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres.
Q: Why did they call it Cinco de Mayo? Because it seems like only white people celebrate it.
Q: What do you call Mexican food that moves slowly? Inch-iladas. Inch-iladas.
Q: Which superhero loves to celebrate Cinco de Mayo? Juan-der Woman.

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Q: What’s the Mexican magician’s favorite trick? Taco ’bout making things disappear!
Q: What do you call a Cinco De Mayo celebration in outer space? A fiesta in the cosmos!
Q: Why did the French forces lose at the Battle of Puebla? They couldn’t handle the heat from the Red Hot Chili Peppers!
Q: How do you resolve relationship problems during Cinco de Mayo? Taco-bout it.
Q: What do Star Wars fans call Cinco de Mayo? Revenge of the Fifth.
Q: What kind of music do you play during a Cinco de Mayo party? Guac ‘n’ roll.
Q: How do bedtime stories start on Cinco de Mayo? Juans upon a time.
Q: Why did the doctor need to save the Piñata? Because it lost lots of candies on Cinco de Mayo.
Q: Why was the Mexican youth afraid on Cinco de Mayo? Because he had Hispanic attacks.
Q: What did the snail say to the taco? I like your shell.
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite Cinco De Mayo dish? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that loves Cinco De Mayo? A Fiesta-saurus Rex!
Q What do call a cat in a blanket on Cinco de Mayo? A purrrrito.
Q: What is tomorrow if today is Cinco de Mayo? Lieo de Bosso.
Q: Why did chips want to break up with salsa? The relationship was very saucy.

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Q: What do you call the fifth sink in a public restroom? Cinco!
Q: Who’s a country musician celebrating Cinco de Mayo? Arriba McEntire.
Q: What did the cactus say at the Cinco De Mayo party? “Aloe, let’s celebrate!”

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