39 Best Groundhog Jokes That Make You Giggle

Are you ready to pop out of your den for some groundhog jokes and giggles? These aren’t just any jokes; they’re the kind that makes even the most serious Groundhog chuckle. Why did the groundhog cross the road? To prove he wasn’t just a one-shadow kind of guy!

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In our groundhog comedy club, the punchlines burrow deeper than any groundhog ever could. Whether you’re a fan of their weather-predicting skills or just love their furry little faces, these groundhog jokes are sure to dig up some smiles.

So, let’s not hide in our burrows any longer. It’s time to emerge and bask in the sunlight of humor. Whether you’re celebrating Groundhog Day or just need a break from your daily routine, these groundhog jokes are the perfect way to lighten up your day. And remember, every giggle brings us closer to an early spring of joy!

Ready for more giggles? Be sure to check out our Hotel Jokes for Kids and our Rodent Puns and Jokes.

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Best Groundhog Jokes

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Q: What did the groundhog say to the vegetable garden?

A: “Lettuce” be friends!

Q: What’s green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?

A: A ground frog.

Q: What brand of syrup do groundhogs use on pancakes?

A: Hog Cabin.

Q: Why is it annoying to watch TV with a groundhog?

A: They hog the remote.

Q: What did the groundhog say to the vegetable garden?

A: “Turnip” the beet!

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Q: What is a groundhog’s favorite color?

A: MaHOGany

Q: What song was a #1 hit for Groundhog Elvis?

A: Hound hog.

Q: What do groundhogs put on pancakes?

A: Hog cabin syrup

Q: What happens if the groundskeeper sees his shadow?

A: We’ll have six more weeks of un-trimmed hedges.

Q: What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?

A: His château.

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Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?

A: Ground-dog Day!

Q: What does Punxsutawney Phil call his laundry?

A: Hogwash.

Q: Why did Punxsutawney Phil leave his home on February 2nd?

A: He needed to go buy some Valentine’s Day cards.

Q: What do you call a royal groundhog?

A: A crowned hog

Q: Why did the groundhog bring a ladder to the burrow?

A: To see what’s up!

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Q: How do woodchucks greet their parents?

A: With hogs and kisses!

Q: What do you call a groundhog who drives in the center of the road?

A: A road hog.

Q: Who leaps tall buildings with a single bound?

A: Superhog

Q: What do you call a groundhog who eats too much?

A: A roundhog

Q: How does the groundhog know when to look for his shadow?

A: They tell him to gopher it.

Q: Why was the groundhog upset about his home?

A: He was having a bad lair day.

Q: Why did the groundhog donate so much to charity?

A: He was Phil-anthropic.

Q: What do you call a woodchuck with no legs?

A: A groundhog.

Q: What’s a groundhog’s favorite drink?

A: Hole milk.

Q: Why did the groundhog go to therapy?

A: It had too many “burrowed” emotions!

Q: What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

A: Ground-Dog Day.

Q: What’s a groundhog’s favorite type of music?

A: Rock and soil!

Q: What do you call a fake woodchuck story?

A: A lot of hogwash.

Q: What did the groundhog say when the wolf grabbed his tail?

A: That’s the end of me!

Q: Where do ill groundhogs go?

A: The hogspital

Q: What did Peppermint Patty ask Charlie Brown when they needed to start a campfire?

A: Where’s the wood, Chuck?

Q: How do groundhogs smell?

A: Of course, with their noses!

Q: Which animal takes up the most square feet?

A: A groundhog.

Q: Why was Phil kicked off the Punxsutawney soccer team?

A: For being a ball hog.

Q: How does Punxsutawney Phil greet his parents?

A: With hogs and kisses.

Q: Why was the groundhog afraid of 7?

A: Because 7, 8, 9!

Q: What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Olympics?

A: Gopher gold.

Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dog catcher?

A: He became a pound hog!

Q: What do you call a groundhog with a degree in meteorology?

A: A weather weasel!

Do you have even more fun groundhog jokes? Share them in the comments so we can laugh too!

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