Best Winter Jokes for Kids That Sleigh With Laughs

Are you ready to slide into a world of winter wonder filled with the coolest winter jokes for kids that you can find? Then look no further than these winter jokes that will have you laughing in no time!

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Winter is here and we are ready to share the laughs with you! Whether you’re a fan of building snow forts or prefer sipping cocoa by the fire, these winter jokes for kids are just the thing to warm your heart and cool your giggles.

Why did the snowman turn down a hot chocolate? He didn’t want to risk melting into a puddle of giggles!

So, pull on your warmest mittens, wrap up in your coziest scarf, and prepare to embark on a sled ride of laughter. Whether you’re frolicking in the snow or dreaming of a winter wonderland from a sunny spot, these jokes are your ticket to a blizzard of belly laughs. After all, why should summer have all the fun? Winter’s here, and they are snow joke for laughter and fun! So let’s slay with these winter jokes for kids.

Enjoy more fun jokes this time of year like our Santa jokes and our elf jokes!

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Best Winter Jokes for Kids

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Q: Who is Frosty’s favorite relative? Aunt Arctica.
Q: What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle? “Alp!”
Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? I have no eye deer.
Q: What does a snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill.
Q: How do snowmen pay their bills? With cold hard cash.
Q: What video game do they play in igloos? Snow Fortnite.
Q: How can you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for Fresh Prints!

Q: What advice should you give to snow moving to the big city? Flake it till you make it.
Q: What do superheroes put in their drinks? Just-ice.
Q: What do you call a penguin that steals calamari? A squid-napper.
Q: What do you call a photo of the North Pole? A polar-oid.
Q: What are caribou calves given to wear? Hoof-me-downs.
Q: Who says “Oh, Oh, Oh!”? Santa walking backwards!
Q: How do you know that a snowman was in your home? You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
Q: What do you call it when a snowman ignores you? The cold shoulder.
Q: What do you call ten rabbits hopping backward through the snow together? A receding hare line.
Q: When is a polar bear not a polar bear? When it’s in a grizzly mood!
Q: Why did the two snowmen divorce? One thought the other was a flake.
Q: How can you farm during the winter? Use a snow plow.
Q: Why is the slippery ice like music? If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat.

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Q: What’s a snowman’s favorite meat? Cold cuts!
Q: If your reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one? A retail store!
Q: Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They’re both below C level!
Q: Why don’t you see penguins in Britain? They’re afraid of Wales.
Q: Why did Princess Elsa fall off her sled? She let it go.
Q: What do yeti on diets eat? Iceberg lettuce
Q: What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
Q: Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow? She liked playing cool jazz.
Q: What did Frosty call his cow? Eski-moo
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Can you smell carrot?”
Q: How do you know when it’s too chilly for a picnic? When you chip your tooth on the soup!
Q: What does Jack Frost like best about school? Snow and tell.
Q: What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? A meltdown.
Q: How do you know that a snowman crawled into your bed with you? You wake up wet and there’s a carrot on your pillow.
Q: How do snowmen buy birthday presents? With cold, hard cash.
Q: Why do reindeer have fur coats? Because they look silly in snow suits.
Q: What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Q: What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant? An ice burger extra cheese.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold, who? ‘Scold outside!
Q: What’s an ig? A house made of ice, without a loo!

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Q: What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy!
Q: How can you scare a snowman? Point a hair dryer at him.
Q: How do you scare a snowman? Two words: Global Warming
Q: What did the investigator say to the snowman? Icy right through your lies.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk
Q: What do snowmen say when they are sad? They had a Blue Christmas.
Q: How was the snow globe feeling after the scary story? A little shaken.
Q: How do you build a snow fort? You igloo it together.
Q: How do polar bears make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Q: How do mountains stay warm? They put on their snowcaps.
Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball.
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.
Q: Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.
Q: What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake.
Q: What’s brown and sneaks around the kitchen? Mince spies

Q: What did one skier say to the other? Alpine for you when you’re gone
Q: What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A snow-fake!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Atch! Atch, who? Bless you.
Q: What does a Snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill
Q: Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose!
Q: What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party? “Ice Krispy treats.”
Q: How would two snowmen greet each other? “Ice to meet you!”
Q: What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party? “Ice Krispy treats.”
Q: Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose!
Q: Why did Frosty go to the middle of the big lake? Because snow man’s an island.
Q: What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing? Freeze!
Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Snow! Snow, who? Snow laughing matter.
Q: What do you call a glove combined with a snake? Smitten.
Q: Where do you go to learn about the history of ice cream? Sundae School.
Q: How does a snowman convince someone he’s serious? “Snow joke!”
Q: Why did the boy keep his trumpet out in the snow? Because he liked cool music.
Q: What is red, white, and blue over winter break? A sad candy cane.
Q: What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer? I.C.
Q: What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? He got 12 months.
Q: If a penguin steals a baby octopus, what do we call him? A SQUIDnapper

Q: What do snowmen do on Christmas? Play with the snow angels.
Q: Why do you think penguins swim in salty water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze
Q: Which winter month do people sleep the least? February
Q: How does a snowman get to work? By icicle.
Q: What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead.
Q: What do snowmen win at the Olympics? “Cold” medals!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Icy. Icy, who? Icy you!
Q: What kind of math do you think snowy owls would like? Owlgebra
Q: How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
Q: If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for? Snowbows
Q: What is that one thing you catch in winter while keeping your eyes closed? A cold
Q: What’s the weatherman’s favorite food in winter? Brrr-itos!
Q: What’s the scariest part of owing Santa money? He snows where you live.
Q: What did the tree say after a long winter? What a re-leaf!
Q: What do snowmen do on Christmas? Play with the snow angels.
Q: Why do you think penguins swim in salty water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze
Q: What do you call ten rabbits hopping backwards through the snow together? A receding hare line.
Q: What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear? A “brrr” – “grrr”.
Q: What did the icy road say to the car? “Want to go for a spin?”
Q: How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story? A bit shaken up!

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Q: Who were Frosty’s parents? Mom and Pop-sicle.
Q: Why did the husband pour warm water on his computer? He had asked his wife what to do if windows froze.
Q: What do you call a ghost in the winter? Casp-brrr.
Q: What bites with no teeth? Frost!
Q: Where do penguins go to the movies? At the DIVE-in!
Q: Which one is faster: hot or cold? Hot. You can catch a cold.
Q: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost.
Q: Why was the king penguin’s wife so misunderstood? She was a total ice queen.
Q: How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you.
Q: How do polar bears make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

Do you know even more winter jokes for kids? Share them in the comments!

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