Rain Jokes

Rain jokes are a perfect way to brighten up a dreary day. Jokes offer a refreshing twist on classic humor, ideal for sharing with friends and family or adding a splash of fun to a text you send!

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Best Rain Jokes To Have You Laughing On A Cloudly Day!

Jokes uniquely unite people; they offer a lighthearted take on the often gloomy day, transforming a potentially dreary day into an opportunity for laughter and friendship. Sharing a rain joke can lighten the mood and bring people closer together. In this way, even the simplest rain-themed jokes can sprinkle a bit of sunshine into an overcast day, proving that humor can indeed brighten our lives, regardless of the weather.

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What do you call a wet pirate? Captain Rainbeard.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop? “My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Why did the raindrop go to therapy? It had a lot of clouded thoughts!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
What do you call a rainy day in Spain? A wet Barcelona.
Why does Santa have a huge umbrella? Because of all the rain, dear.
How does a raindrop feel after a long day? Drained.
What’s rain’s favorite accessory? A rainbow.
What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister.
Why did some light rain hit only one city and not the others? It just mists.
Why don’t ghosts walk outside when it rains? It dampens their spirits.
What does rain do before marriage? It precipiDATES!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter bring an umbrella. It looks like it might start raining.
What did the weatherman for the Roman Empire tell the emperor when asked for a forecast? “Hail, Caesar.”
Why are there no vampires in Africa? Because they blessed the rains down in Africa.
What do you call a deer that loves being out in the rain? A reindeer.
When does it rain brains? During a brain-storm.
How does rain come up with ideas? It brainstorms!
How could the skeleton tell the rain was coming? He could feel it in his bones!
What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt? You’re shocking!

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Why shouldn’t you fight with a rain cloud? It’ll storm out on you.
What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation? Hail!
Why do sailors eat shellfish before it rains? To enjoy the clam before the storm.
How does rain tie its shoelaces? In little water knots.
Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target? It just mists.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear.
What do you call it when it is raining chickens and ducks? Foul weather!
When does it rain money? When there’s a change in the weather.
What’s all wet and likes to shake? An earthquake on a rainy day.
What’s the difference between rain and a shower? Consent.
What do you call a pile of coins in the rain? Climate change.
Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella? Fo’ Drizzle.
What’s the difference between rain and climate? You can’t rain a tree, but you can climate.
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? One is reined up and the other rains down.
What’s worse than raining buckets? Hailing taxis!
If a thunderstorm hits while a band is playing music, who is most likely to get struck by lightning? The conductor.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? August. August who? August of wind pushed the rain clouds ahead.

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What do you call Tatooine rain on a hot day? Lukewarm Skywater!
What do you call the weatherman who really likes to eat steak? A MEATerologist.
Why did the weatherman blush? He saw climate change.
What did one big tornado say to the other little tornado? Let’s go ahead and twist again like we did last summer.
What did one raindrop say to the other little raindrop? Two is a company and three’s a cloud.
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer.
What did the rain say to the Earth? I’m falling for you!
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain? A moist owlette!
How do you know rain doesn’t fall? Because raindrops.
Why is Britain the wettest country? Because royalty has reigned there for centuries.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained? To get some rust.
What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
How come you found all that rain on your vacation? It was just there when we got there.
Why is the wind more popular than the rain? Because it has a lot of fans.
How are rain and reign similar? Before they end, both fall and cause a huge mess.
Why does a momma kangaroo hate the rain? On those days, the kids have to play inside.
How can you wrap a cloud? With a rainbow.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese? Fowl weather.
Why do you have to act quickly during a flood? Because it is an emergent-sea.
How do you wash a waterproof rain jacket? Dry clean it.

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What do you call a wet snail? A slimy-der.
What is a queen’s favorite kind of precipitation? Reign!
Did you hear the cheesy weather forecast? Rain with light Bries.
What do you call a wet superhero? The Soak.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s raining outside.
What kind of lightning likes to play sports? Ball lightning.
Can bees fly in the rain? Not without their yellow jackets.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming? That’s music to my ears.
What do you call a rainy day in Italy? A wet-a spaghetti.
What did one raindrop say as it ran off the road? This is a grate day.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles!
What animal loves being out in the rain? A rain deer.
What does a spy do when it is raining? He goes undercover!
How do witches fly when it rains? With a mop.
What did the rain say to the tree? “Leaf me alone!”
What is the Mexican weather report? Chili today and hot tamale.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain? A driplodocus.
Why did the umbrella break up with the raincoat? It thought the raincoat was too clingy!
Man, it was really raining cats and dogs today. Sure hope I don’t step into a poodle.
What do you call a raincoat made of candy? A sweet coat.

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What do you call a wet monster? A drizzle-illa.
Why was the sky not happy on clear days? It had the blues.
When is Monday coming? MonSoon!
What do you call a rainbow that doesn’t appear during a rainstorm where the sun is shining? A refrainbow.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the weather channel, it’s going to rain tomorrow!
Why did the raindrop go to the bar? It wanted to drown its sorrows!
How do hurricanes see? With one eye.
Where do lightning bolts go on dates? Cloud nine.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What did the evaporating raindrop say? “I’m going to pieces.”
I hope it doesn’t rain on Halloween night. That would dampen spirits.
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You’ll be the end of me.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy today, cloudy tomorrow.
What is a raindrop’s favorite exercise? The puddle jump!
What does a ghost wear on a rainy day? Booooooooooots.
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella on a rainy day? Polly unsaturated.
What did the thirsty weatherman say to his colleague? I need my thermos-stat!
What is hail? Hard-boiled rain.