Best Elephant Jokes That Offer Gigantic Laughs and Fun

Are you ready to stomp into the jumbo-sized world of elephant jokes for some gigantic laughs? These aren’t just any jokes; they’re as big and as funny as our trunk-toting friends themselves. Why do elephants never use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse! Discover more elephant jokes like these as we dive into a world of fun and laughs!

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So, let’s raise our trunks and trumpet in delight as we embark on a safari of smiles with these elephant jokes. Whether you’re in the deepest jungle or just lounging at home, these elephant jokes are your ticket to a wild adventure of laughter. And remember, in the world of elephant jokes, the bigger the giggle, the better!

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Best Elephant Jokes

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Q: What did the momma elephant say to her kid when he was misbehaving? Tusk, tusk!
Q: What is an elephants favorite musical? The elephantom of the opera.
Q: What does an elephant use to stay cool on hot days in the summer? An elephant
Q: Why were the elephants laughing at Tarzan? He accidentally lost his loincloth.
Q: Why was the elephant afraid to go to the computer store? Because they sold mice.
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
Q: What do you call an elephant that can fly? A propellephant!

Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? He called the tow truck.
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is hiding under your bed? Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
Q: What is really big and grey but also turns red? An embarrassed elephant.
Q: Why are elephants, bad dancers? Because they have two left feet!
Q: How do elephants talk to each other? On the ele-phone!
Q: How much does a dead elephant weigh? A skeleton.
Q: What is grey, stands in the middle of a river and when it rains and doesn’t get wet? An elephant with a large umbrella!
Q: What happens when you cross an elephant with a fish? You end up with swimming trunks.
Q: How do elephants keep cool in the summer? Ear conditioning!
Q: How much does a Chinese elephant weigh? Wonton
Q: What is really beautiful, grey in colour and has a glass slipper? Cinderelephant
Q: Where does an elephant pack his luggage? In his trunk!
Q: What do you call an elephant that laughs a lot? An elaughant.

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Q: What is an elephants favourite sport to play all day long? Squash
Q: What has two tails, two trunks and six feet? An elephant with spare parts.
Q: What did the elephant say to his children on his birthday? I love each and ivory one of you.
Q: What’s an elephant’s favorite font to use? Ella font.
Q: What is the difference between elephants and dogs? Dogs like to share their bark with everyone.
Q: What is the most effective way to stop an elephant from smelling? Tie a knot in his trunk.
Q: Why was the elephant so scared about joining the tusk lifting competition? He was afraid that he wasn’t up to the tusk.
Q: Why are elephants bad dancers? They have two left feet.
Q: Why do elephants have trunks? So they have somewhere to hide when they see a mouse.
Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
Q: What has a yellow exterior and a gray interior? A bus packed with elephants going to school.
Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground? To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.
Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So he wouldn’t fall into the hot chocolate.
Q: What is gray and blue and very big? An elephant holding it’s breath!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks!
Q: What is really big, green, and has a trunk? An elephant that isn’t ripe yet.
Q: What’s the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes? Get out of its way!
Q: What do you do with a blue elephant? You try and cheer her up
Q: What goes down but never goes up? An elephant in an elevator.
Q: How come you don’t ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re excellent at it

Q: What is an elephant’s favorite way to communicate with each other? By using the Elephone
Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant!
Q: Why is it not advisable to walk in the jungle between 6 pm and 7 pm? Because that is when all of the elephants get out of the trees.
Q: What’s an elephant called that won’t share its toys? Elfish
Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first elephant.
Q: What did the elephant physicist do his PhD in? He studied the gray matter.
Q: When an elephant is bored, what’s it like to do? Watch television
Q: How come there are still pygmies in the jungle? Because they walked through the jungle between five and six
Q: Why did the third elephant fall out? He thought it was a game
Q: How do you get a baby elephant out of the lake? Wet.
Q: What sport will an elephant always beat you at? Squash!
Q: What do you call an elephant that just doesn’t really matter? An irrelephant
Q: What type of ant is the hugest in the world? An elephant
Q: How do you do with a blue elephant?Tell it silly jokes!
Q: What was the elephant doing on the motorway? About 4 kmh.
Q: Why did the tree fall down? It thought it was an elephant
Q: What do you call the red mushy stuff between an elephants toes? Slow natives
Q: What’s the best way to raise a baby elephant? With a forklift.
Q: How can you fit four elephants in a mini cooper car? Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: What do you call an elephant who is using a phone booth? Stuck
Q: Why were the elephants removed from the swimming pool? They couldn’t keep their trunks up.
Q: Why couldn’t the elephant ride the bus to school? Its trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat.
Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant in your fridge? You open the door and see the elephant.
Q: Why are elephants unable to ride bicycles? They don’t have thumbs to ring the bells.
Q: What album could an elephant listen to all day long? Tusk by Fleetwood Mac.
Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge? When the door doesn’t quite close.
Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge? They laugh when the light goes out.
Q: Why did the baby elephant have to borrow a bag? Because he only had a little trunk.
Q: What’s an elephant’s favorite part of a tree? The trunk!
Q: How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge? There is an empty mini cooper car parked outside your house.
Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he slipped and fell.
Q: Why do elephants need trunks? Because they don’t have handbags.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia.
Q: What is the best way to hide an elephant in a cherry tree? You paint his toenails red.
Q: What would you do if an elephant sat in front of you at a movie? Miss most of the film.
Q: What’s large in size, gray, and has red spots? An elephant with chickenpox!
Q: How do you an elephant up a tree? Plant a seed under him and wait 50 years.
Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? Did you ever try to iron one?
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is under your bed? Your nose will touch the ceiling.

Q: How do you get down from an elephant? You don’t, you get down from a goose.
Q: What’s gray and puts out forest fires? Smokey The Elephant.
Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball? Get out of its way!
Q: What happens when an elephant gets lightheaded? It ele-faints.
Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?
So that they don’t sink in the sand.
Q: What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you? Ten after one!
Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday? A trunk full of presents.
Q: What do you call elephants who ride on planes? Passengers.
Q: What do bald elephants wear for a hair piece? Sheep
Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”
Q: What do you get when an elephant skydives? A big hole!
Q: Why is an elephant large, grey, and all wrinkly? Because if it was tiny, white, and smooth, it would be an Aspirin.
Q: What was the elephant doing on the motorway? About 10 mph
Q: How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time
Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So he wouldn’t fall into the hot chocolate.
Q: Why do elephants have trunks? Because they would look funny with a suitcase.
Q: What is large, grey and has many red bumps all over? An elephant that just walked through a swarm of angry bees.
Q: How does an elephant know what size clothes to buy online? They use the elle-e-fit size chart.
Q: What did the fifth elephant in the VW discover? The sun roof.
Q: There were 3 elephants under one umbrella, how did they manage to all stay dry? It was a sunny day.
Q: What happens if you cross an elephant with a potato? You get a ton of mashed potatoes.
Q: What is big, grey, and has a lot of red bumps? An elephant with Chicken Pox.
Q: Why are elephants so wrinkly? Because ironing them takes way too long.
Q: What animal is always up for an adventure? Elephants! They have a trunk with them wherever they go.
Q: What has big ears and makes toys for Santa? Elfants

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Q: Why will elephants never be able to use computers? Because they always run away from the mouse.
Q: What’s the only way an elephant flies? By dumbo jet!
Q: What did the elephant say to her son when he misbehaved? “Tusk tusk!”
Q: Why do elephants never get hot and bothered? They always have their ear conditioning on.
Q: What’s big and gray and has horns? An elephant marching band!
Q: How do you get a baby elephant to come out of the water? You take away his trunks.
Q: What’s as large as an elephant but weighs nothing at all? An elephant’s shadow.
Q: Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything!
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino
Q: Why did the elephants decide to stage a stampede? They felt that their issues weren’t being herd.
Q: Why are elephants always so broke? They work for peanuts.
Q: Why was the elephant driver given a speeding ticket? He raced past the stomp sign.
Q: What do you call an elephant that hates taking baths? A smellyphant!
Q: How do you get a baby elephant out of the theater? You can’t, it’s in the elephant’s blood.
Q: What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds? Cinderellephant
Q: What do you call a fox that can pick up an elephant? Very strong!
Q: Why did the elephant get pulled over? He sped through the stomp sign.
Q: What does Doctor Elephant do at night? Watch elevision!
Q: What’s an elephant’s favorite Star Wars character? TUSKan Raiders.

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