The Best Snowman Jokes That Make You Melt With Laughs

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Hey, frosty friends! Are you ready to chill out with some snowman jokes that are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails in a blizzard? When it comes to snowmen, they’ve got some of the ‘coolest’ punchlines up their snowy sleeves.

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Let’s waddle into a winter wonderland where every snowman is a stand-up comedian in disguise. Here, the snowballs don’t just start snowball fights; they’re also packed with laughter.

Why did one snowman say to the other? “Do you smell carrots?” These snowman jokes are guaranteed to melt away the winter blues, no scarf or mittens are required!

So bundle up in your coziest winter gear, grab a cup of hot cocoa, and get ready for a snowball of fun. Whether you’re building a snowman in your backyard or just dreaming of a winter wonderland, these snowman jokes are the perfect way to break the ice. And remember, if you’re not laughing, you might just be a snowman in disguise!

Ready for more laughs? Check out more jokes like our Farm Jokes and our Candy Cane Puns .

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Best Snowman Jokes

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  • Q: What is a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice krispies treats.
  • Q: What’s white and flies up? A confused snowflake.
  • Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman? You’re cool.
  • Q: Did you hear about the snowman spy? He has a license to chill.
  • Q: What award did the snowman win? Best in snow.
  • Q: What do snowmen like to eat for lunch? Brrrrr-gers.
  • Q: Where do Frosty the snowman and his wife go to dance? Snowballs.
 
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  • Q: What happened when the snowwoman had an argument with the snowman? She gave him the cold shoulder!
  • Q: What is a snowman’s favorite movie? Frozen.
  • Q: What did the snowman’s hat say to the scarf? You hang on while I go on ahead!
  • Q: What is a snowman’s favorite type of Mexican food? Brrrrrrr-itos!
  • Q: What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren
  • Q: What is a girl snowman called? A snow-ma’am.
  • Q: Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.
  • Q: Who is Frosty’s favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica!
  • Q: What did the snow pile say when he was asked to commit a crime? Snow way man
  • Q: Why did the snowman turn yellow? Ask the dog.
  • Q: What happens when a snowman stubs his toe? It gets thaw.
  • Knock Knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow, who? Snow laughing matter!
  • Q: What did the snowman say to the robin? I have snow idea!
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  • Q: Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake? Because snowman is an island.
  • Q: What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
  • Q: How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
  • Q:  What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? Get out of my face!
  • Q: Where do snowmen get the weather report? The Winternet.
  • Q: How do you get a snowman to go away? Get into a heated argument.
  • Q: What do you call a snowman in the tropics? Lost.
  • Q: Why did the snowman refuse to eat the carrot? Because his Nose — it’s a carrot.
  • Q: What does a snowman eat with his burger? Cold-slaw.
  • Q: Why did Frosty go to the middle of the big lake? Because snow man’s an island.
  • Q: What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy!
  • Q: What do you call a snowman holiday party? A snowball.
  • Q: What happened when the icicle hit the snowman on the head? It knocked him out cold.
  • Knock Knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow, who? Snow body!
  • Q: What was the name of the snowman that played the piano? Melton John.
  • Q: What did the snowman order at McDonald’s? Iceburgers!
  • Q: What does a snowman have in common with an ocean? They’re both bodies of water!
  • Q: Why do snowmen like living in the North Pole? Because it’s cool!
  • Q: What do you call an abominable snowman that insults passing skiers? Petty Yeti.
  • Q: How do you scare a snowman? Get a hair dryer!
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  • Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? In the snow-bank!
  • Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball!
  • Q: What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice cream.
  • Q: What happened when an icicle fell on the Olafs head? It knocked him cold out!
  • Q: How do you explain ice to a child? Skid stuff!
  • Q: What does a snowman take when the sun gets too hot? A chill pill!
  • Q: Why did the snowman need a moist towelette? Because his hands were sticky.
  • Q: How did the snowman react to people making fun of his pointy nose? He didn’t Carrot all.
  • Q: Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake? Because it tastes like bogies!
  • Q: What do snowman drink in the summer? Iced tea!
  • Q:  What did the policeman say when he saw the snowman stealing? Freeze!
  • Q: What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party? “Ice Krispy treats.”
  • Q: What do you call a yeti with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  • Q: Why did the snow-drop? Because it heard the cro-cus.
  • Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
  • Q: What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? A meltdown.
  •  Q: What do snowmen put on their burgers?Chilly sauce
  • Q:  What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
  • Q: What does the snowman from Frozen do when something is funny? O-laugh!
  • Q: How do you alert a snowman? Two words: global warming.
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  • Q: What did the snowman’s hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead!
  • Q: What food do you get when you mix a snowman and a polar bear? A brrr grrr!
  • Q: What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snowmobile.
  •  Q: What did the snowman name his cow? Eskimooo!
  • Q: Why did the snowman skip the Christmas party? He just wanted to chill.
  • Q: What video game do they play in igloos? Snow Fortnite.
  • Q:  How do you scare a snowman? With a hairdryer!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow, who? Snow man named Olaf!
  • Q: What does a Snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill
  • Q: How did Jack Frost get to work? By icicle.
  • Q: What kind of money do snowmen use? Cold hard cash
  • Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the snowman? Have an ice day!
  • Q: Why was the snowman yelling? He was having a meltdown.
  • Q: Why did the snowman turn yellow? Ask the dog.
  • Q: How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
  • Q: What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder!
  • Q: What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night time? Cold cream
  • Q: What did the investigator say to the snowman? Icy right through your lies.
  • Q: What type of diet did the snowman go on? The Meltdown Diet
  • Q: What’s a snowman’s favorite meat? Cold cuts!
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  • Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker? Frosty the dough-man!
  • Q: Why did Frosty have a carrot for his nose? He forget where the refrigerator was.
  • Q: What do snowmen call their off-spring? Chill-dren!
  • Q: How does a snowman greet someone? Ice to meet you!
  • Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
  • Q: What’s a snowman’s favorite type of apple? An apple crisp.
  • Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
  • Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps
  • Q:  What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A snow-fake!
  • Q: What do you call a snowman with a cup of tea? Melted!
  • Q: What is a snowman’s favorite pet? A b-lizard.
  • Q: What is Frosty’s dad called? Pop-sicle!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow, who? Snow way I’m telling you!
  • Q: Why didn’t the snowman go to the party? He had snowone to go with!
  • Q: How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle!
  •  Q: What do you call an old snowman? Water
  • Q: What did the 0 say to the 8? “Let’s make a snowman!”
  • Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
  • Q: What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen like best?I.C!
  • Q: What did the snowman order at Wendy’s? A Frosty
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