Best Egg Jokes That Crack You Up!

Hey there, egg-cellent joke enthusiasts! Are you ready to crack up with some of the best egg jokes around? Did you know that eggs are a cracking source of comedy?

feature image in coral background, white text saying "egg jokes"

Ever wonder why the egg got invited to the party? Because it was a real “shell-ebrity”! Discover even more egg jokes below!

Do you ever read jokes and they are not cracked up to what they are supposed to be? Don’t worry, these egg jokes are all they’re cracked up to be because what’s an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day!

Whether you like your jokes scrambled, poached, or over easy, there’s something here to make everyone crack a smile. After all, when it comes to humor, these egg jokes are no yolk! Now let’s scramble our way through laughter with these egg jokes.

For even more jokes and fun, be sure to check out our Cat Jokes and our Festive November Jokes.

orange background, white text saying " egg jokes"

Best Egg Jokes

in post image with white background, orange border, text of a joke about eggs, and an image of perfectly cooked sunny side up

Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up.
Q: How did the egg get up the mountain? It scrambled up!
Q: What is an egg’s favourite kind of tree? Yolk tree!
Q: How do you make an egg roll? Push it down a hill.
Q: Why couldn’t the paleontologist find any Dodo eggs? Because they’re egg-stinct!
Q: Where does an Eskimo store their eggs? In an eggloo!
Q: Did you hear about the chicken that could only lay eggs in winter? She was no spring chicken!

Q: How was the chicken able to get home from work so fast? It used the eggs-press lane.
Q: What do you call an egg on a safari? An eggs-plorer.
Q: Why was the chicken up all night? Restless Egg Syndrome.
Q: Why did the egg go to school? To get “egg”-ucated!
Q: Why did the new egg feel so good? Because he just got laid!
Q: What do you call a city of 20 million eggs? New Yolk City!
Q: Who tells the best eggs puns? The comedy-hens!
Q: What do you call a trickster egg? A practical yolker!
Q: What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day the 13th!
Q: What does a demonic hen lay? Deviled eggs.
Q: How do baby chickens dance? Chick-to-chick!
Q: What’s an egg’s favourite American Football team? Chick-ago Bears!
Q: Where do eggs go to pump gas in their cars? The Shell station.

in post image with white background, orange border, text of a joke about eggs, and an image of a egg sitting in a hay

Q: Why did the poached egg lose to the boiled egg in the race? Because he was hard to beat!
Q: What is a scared egg called? It is called Terri-fried!
Q: Did you hear about the wizard who turned his friend into an egg? He kept trying to poach his ideas.
Q: What do eggs do for fun at parties? Sing kari-yolkie.
Q: Why did the new egg feel so good? It just got laid.
Q: How did the omelet find out she was ill? She had a medical eggs-am!
Q: What do you call an egg that’s always skipping school? A “rebel”-lious egg!
Q: How do chickens stay fit? They eggs-ercise
Q: Why can’t you tease egg whites? They can’t take a yolk.
Q: What’s an egg’s favorite type of coffee? An eggspresso!
Q: What do you call a ghost egg who haunts chicken coups? A poultry-gheist.
Q: Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher? So he could grade his eggs.
Q: How do you know if a chef is mean? He beats all the eggs.
Q: What did Snow White call her chicken? Egg white.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny paint their eggs? It’s too tricky to wallpaper them!
Q: Why did the hen lay an egg on an axe? Because she wanted to hatchet.
Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because she was lay-zee!
Q: How did the hen reach work fast? By using egg-spress lanes!
Q: How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!
Q: What track event to chickens compete in? Relay race.

Q: What kind of stories do eggs tell their children? Yolk-tales.
Q: Where is the best place to learn about eggs? In the hen-cyclopedia
Q: How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a “yolking” joke!
Q: What did the egg say after it was ghosted? Why the hell are you egg-noring me?
Q: Did you hear about the wizard who turned his friend into an egg? He kept trying to poach his ideas.
Q; Why did the celebrity egg start losing her friends? They called her a shell-out.
Q: What do you call an egg hoping to catch a ride? A hatch-hiker.
Q: What part did the egg play in the movies? He was an “Egg-stra.”
Q: What did the police say when they captured the chicken poacher? You’re under a-nest.
Q: What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-celerated!
Q: Why did the chicken go to school? To eggs-pand their knowledge!
Q: What did the egg do when it was not feeling well? It went for an egg-xamination.
Q: What must you do after eating deviled eggs? Perform an eggs-orcism!
Q: What did a hen tell her chick? Don’t you dare eggnore me
Q: How does a hen leave the house? Through the egg-sit!
Q: Where do eggs go to college? Yokelahomia State.
Q: What do you call an egg from outer space? Eggs-traterrestrial.
Q: How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up!
Q: What do you get when you cross an egg with a cow? A “deviled moo”!
Q: What does Mr. Egg say every morning to Mrs. Egg? “Have an eggs-tra special day!”

Q: What do you call an egg that goes on safari? An eggs-plorer!
Q: What did the doctor tell the chicken with high cholesterol? “Try to lay off eggs for a while!”
Q: Why is Superman the best hero to fight an evil egg? Because he has eggs-Ray vision!
Q: What did the Spanish egg farmer say to his hens? Oh lay! (Ole!)
Q: Why was the chick sent off during a game of football? It committed a fowl on an egg!
Q: What did the egg say after it sneezed? Egg-cuse me.
Q: Who would be the best actor for a live egg-ction movie? Eggs Benedict Cumber-hatch!
Q: Why did an egg fail in his driving test? He loved to eggcelerate all the time!
Q: What do you call a scrambled egg wearing a cowboy hat? A western omelette.
Q: What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolks-wagen.
Q: What do you call a girl who’s always peeling eggs? Shelly Hands!
Q: Why did the egg get so many compliments? It had an “egg-cellent” personality!
Q: Why do so many people love a boiled egg for breakfast? It’s so hard to beat.
Q: Why did the egg hide behind its mom? He was a little chicken!
Q: During the trial, why was the omelet called to the stand? He was an eggs-pert witness.
Q: What do you call a baby chick in a shell suit? An egg.
Q: What do you call an egg white with cowboy boots? A western omelet!
Q: What is an egg’s motto when doing school work? Just fry your best!Fried egg
Q: What happened to the egg that went to war? It got shell shocked.
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken and a lizard? An egguana!

Q: Where can you find the most information about eggs? In the hencyclopedia.
Q: Why was the egg studying? It had an eggs-am.
Q: How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn? The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Q: What’s an egg’s favorite type of music? “Yolk” and roll!
Q: Why did it take the chicken so long to cross the road? There was no eggs-press lane
Q: What did the two eggs say after brunch? “Let’s hatch a plan for the rest of the day!”
Q: What is an egg’s favorite tree? A white y-oak!
Q: What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up.
Q: What grows on yolk trees? Egg-corns!
Q: How does Joe Wicks’ pet chicken stay fit? They eggs-ercise!
Q: How did the two eggs escape from jail? They hatched a plan.
Q: Why was the soldier so traumatized after being dipped in a soft-boiled egg? Because he had shell shock!
Q: How many eggs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, silly! Eggs don’t have hands.
Q: How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
Q: Who delivers packages to eggs? FedEggs.

in post image with white background, orange border, text of a joke about eggs, and an image of a 6 eggs in yellow tray

Q: Why did the egg run for office? It knew how to “beat” the competition!
Q: What was the motivational egg speaker’s slogan? Sunny side up!
Q: What’s a popular dating site for single eggs? Hatch.com!
Q: When is the best time to eat eggs? At the crack of dawn!
Q: What do you call a man with an egg on his head? NESTor!
Q: How did the eggs successfully rob the bank? They hatched a plan to run!
Q: What do you call an egg that refuses to come out of its shell? An egg-arophobic.
Q: What is a chicken’s favorite college course? Egg-onomics.
Q: Why did the chickens quit laying eggs? Because they got tired of working for chicken feed.
Q: Why couldn’t the eggs go to the concert? It was a shell out!
Q: What did one omelet say to the other omelet? What’s fritt-atter with you?
Q: What do you say to an omelet who gets a good grade? Eggcellent!
Q: Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? They’re eggs-tinct.
Q: What did the egg say after acing its test? “Omelet smarter than I look!”
Q: What do you call an egg that’s a good singer? An “opera-yolk”!
Q: What did the angry hen say to her child? You’re such a rotten egg!
Q: What did the chef say after an incredible breakfast? “That was egg-ceptional!”
Q: What is a hen’s favorite restaurant? Panda Eggs-press!
Q: Do you know any good egg jokes? I’ve got a dozen of ’em.
Q: What crime is an egg most afraid of? Poaching!

in post image with white background, orange border, text of a joke about eggs, and an image of a half sliced hard boiled egg

Q: How do you know if you’ve got a rotten egg? If it’s past its egg-spiry date!
Q: What do you call a pig who wakes up with a rash? Ham and Eggzema.
Q: Why did the egg go to the art museum? It wanted to see some “egg-squisite” masterpieces!
Q: What does an egg do when it’s terri-fried? Runs!
Q: Why are eggs afraid of Easter? They don’t want to dye.
Q: Why did the man steal his eggs? He liked ’em poached.
Q: How did the egg feel after the breakfast convention? A little fried.
Q: How does a hen leave the house? Through the egg-sit!
Q: What do you call alien eggs? Eggstra-terrestrials.

Do you have more egg jokes that crack up your friends and family? Share them with us in the comments!

Love Jokes? Laugh with These!

Don’t forget to subscribe to our email list so that you know when we add more great jokes to the site that will leave you laughing for hours!

How Do I Access My Joke Cards?

Fill in the form above. You will receive an email in your inbox. If you don’t see it check your spam folder! You will then click to confirm your subscription. Once confirmed, you will be taken to Airtable (a different website) where all our free printables will be waiting for you! It is free to sign up for Air Table!

How Do I Print A PDF?

You’ll need a program that supports PDFs. Adobe Acrobat is a great option. Open the program, click file, then print. Select your printer and the number of copies you want to print. Be sure you click double-sided if you want it to print on both sides.

Can I Resell These?

You may not resell any printable that you find on our website or in our resource library. You may use them for class parties, at church, at home, or in the classroom. You may get these printed at an office supply store or copy center at your own expense.